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The Sarcastic Blonde

fashion, food, fitness + a dose of sarcastic gossip

fashion, Lifestyle, Oufits

:: Chambray Shirt + Friday Randoms + Link Love ::

February 2, 2018

:: Chambray Shirt + Friday Randoms + Link Love ::

Cheers to Friday!

And Happy Super Bowl Weekend!

I shared my Crack Cheeze It Recipe one post before this – so make sure you go check that out for the easiest Super Bowl snack you will ever make that people can never get enough of!

I wanted to share my favorite everyday staple, that is currently 25% off, with you today! You can never go wrong with a chambray shirt, and after ordering a couple the past year, I finally settled on this button down.  It has the right medium weight, is super soft, and has a great flattering cut.
I also love this satchel purse that I’ve had for the second year now.  It is so great for the cooler months and fits SO much into it (plus it has the cutest inner lining).  And it goes with absolutely every outfit!

// EVERYDAY CHAMBRAY runs slightly large, can stay TTS or I ordered one size down //
USE DODE 48 HOURS FOR 25% OFF SITEWIDE
// SATCHEL // WHITE JEANS // BOOTIES //

there are a ton of super cute similar satchels styles that I love
(and honestly, a few I like more than mine!) : HERE and HERE and HERE 

:: Favorite Finds :: 

The tool that Hillary Duff and others swear by for looking well rested.

Stripe Heaven.  Perfection.

uhhmmm.  the most interesting lingerie I’ve ever seen? from Nordy’s and under $30……

These shoes remind me of Newlyweds, but are these back in style? because I am SO on board with it.  Also not mad about this style too.

A beautiful camel sweater coat that will last you straight through Spring.

This under $30 umbrella stand is a must! I’m in love.

Gimme this striped tie neck dress. 

Brides to Be: Kate Spade has solved your comfy shoe dilemma. 

Love the back of this under $50 cami. 

Pink  +  stripes  +  ruffles

A statement ring that will work with any outfit, day or night.

Adore these pearl embellished slides. 

I need to be at the beach wearing these pineapple shorts ASAP.

Love these cz earrings for some gorgeous costume jewelry. and love these studs! 

Sandal envy, and they’re under $100! 

The back twist detail of this creme sweater is gorgeous.

A ladylike dress in great yellow and red colors. 

Wide leg strapless jumpsuit for under $100

A go-to mini dress in 8 pops of color. 

These tie waist leggings show just how fashionable fitness wear can be.

My favorite designer for lifetime basics has a new sleeveless low back dress. 

Joanna Gaines Spring line for Target has arrived! It’s as adorable as Chip and she are!
A few of my favorites : This pitcher // this plaid pouf // this table lamp // these planters // this floor lamp // this pitcher 

:: Favorite Home ::
I’m trying to decide if I want to make this part of a Sunday series, to post 5 Favorite things from different categories (???), like Favorite Home of the week for example, so this is a little test run!
My favorite house of the week is this Luxurious Tiny House – which is really saying something, because Tiny House Hunters is not my jam. But this tiny house is tiny done right!

:: Link Love :: 

10 football shaped foods your super bowl party needs.

You can now change your Instagram story font with their new feature Type Mode.

Cameron from Southern Charm posted this on her instagram and it is hilarious. 

Take a look inside Amazon’s new cashless store. 

Menus from past Royal Weddings (I know, I know…#NerdAlert, but I eat this stuff up. Lit-rally.)

I just started watching American Crime Story: Gianni Versace and the actor playing him really does look identical to him. 

The best football movies of all time to get you in the mood for the Superbowl.

Hyaluronic acid and why ya need it for your face (with options starting at $7).

The ten best sneakers you can buy on Amazon, starting at $30. 

19 Super Bowl party drink ideas. 

 

Have a Happy Super Bowl Weekend!!!!! 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle, recipe

:: Crack Cheez It’s : The easiest party snack you’ll ever make ::

February 1, 2018

:: Crack Cheez It’s : The easiest party snack you’ll ever make ::

Happy Super Bowl Weekend!
it’s a two post day! check out today’s outfit post and favorite finds here! 

Today I am sharing the easiest make ahead snack to have for any party or occasion.  I shared these a few months ago on instagram but never posted the recipe on the blog.  These are addictive nibbles to have in a bowl or in little bowls throughout the living room when people are over (but half the time they never make it out of the jumbo ziplock bag and everyone just keeps pulling them out all day until they disappear!)

You think you like Cheez Its and that they are addictive until you make these cracked out Cheez Its.  Then you’ll know how addictive they really are!  Make these the night before, because it needs 12 hours for all of the fatty goodness to sink into the Cheez It’s.
Make sure you get the BIG JUMBO CHEEZ IT’S not the regular sized, and otherwise it’s idiot proof!
and with that I give you……

FATTENED UP FATTY MCFATTY CHEEZ IT’S
aka
CRACK CHEEZ IT’S 


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Fattened Up Fatty McFatty Crack Cheez It's
Author: Taylor :: The Sarcastic Blonde
Recipe type: Snack
Prep time:  5 mins
Total time:  5 mins
 
The most addictive snack mix to have on hand for any party or occasion.
Ingredients
  • 2 Boxes BIG Cheez Its (make sure it is not the regular size! must be the BIG size!)
  • 1 package Hidden Valley Ranch dry seasoning mix
  • 1 teaspoon red pepper flakes
  • ¾ cup canola oil
  • and you will need a JUMBO ziplock bag to mix them in, a HUGE one
Instructions
  1. Put the 2 boxes of Big Cheez Its into a jumbo zip lock bag.
  2. Mix the oil, ranch packet, and red pepper flakes together and whisk to combine.
  3. Pour the mixture into the Cheez It's bag, seal closed, and gently rotate bag up and down and round and round (very technical) until the mixture is evenly distibuted.
  4. Let the mixture sit for 12 hours and then transfer to a clean zip lock bag or tupperware to store.
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by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: Tie Neck Top + Pink and Red Wish List Wednesday ::

January 31, 2018

:: Tie Neck Top + Pink and Red Wish List Wednesday ::

Tomorrow is the first day of February, so I am getting into the Valentine’s Day sprit today.
also, let’s have a slow clap for January finally being over….
this was the longest January on the face of the earth.

To prep for V-Day, today is all things pink and red, and to be honest I love wearing red and pink year round.  They look great on everyone, blush is everywhere this year, and red is always such a standout color.  I’m starting by sharing a pink top that is the perfect top for date night, work and weekend alike!
This tie neck blouse comes in 5 different colors, everything from a go-to black to a gorgeous deep jade shade that I lusting over.
My favorite thing about this top is that you can tie the neck any way you like.
You can tie in the front, on the side, or in the back for a no-fuss look.
I always try to look for pieces that I can wear more than one season and can wear in different ways.
I’ll likely wear this again with leather leggings or even tucked into a skirt – it can go so many ways; In warmer months I’ll pair it with white jeans.

My gold bow earrings are also on sale! 

First up, I tied it in the front :

j.crew tie neck top
and then I tied it behind the neck and left the long ties hanging down in the back.
j.crew tie neck top j.crew tie neck top
// TIE NECK TOP // wearing size 2 ; comes in 5 color options
// GOLD BOW EARRINGS on sale! // // RAG AND BONE JEANS //
// almost identical LEOPARD PRINT HEELS // VELVET BOW CLUTCH  also in red //

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lusts for the week….. all things Pink + Red edition!
red and pink fashion : the sarcastic blonde


// SATIN STRIPED PAJAMAS //
 such a cute PJ set! great valentine’s gift idea!

// ONE SHOULDER EYELET TOP //
 love this for (soon to come) warmer temps or beach trips!


// LACE SHEATH DRESS // 
a beautiful blush lace!

// TIE BACK WRAP TOP //
  you know I love anything with an open back!


// BOW CLUTCH //
 lust clutch – love this shape!

// BEADED STATEMENT NECKLACE //
  a great statement necklace to dress up any outfit;
this comes in several colors! 

// FLORAL PLEAT MIDI DRESS //

// RUFFLE HEM TOP //
I have this top and love it!
size down one! 

// TIE SLEEVE SHIFT DRESS // 
// BLOCK HEEL SANDAL //
 I would wear these all summer long!

// FAUX LEATHER TRIM JACKET //
  a short version of my RL Coat! love the blush color


// POPOVER MIDI DRESS //
  one of my favorite dresses – my friend has the full length version and it is stunning
also comes in black and navy!

// BELL SLEEVE TOP //
 this comes in a ton of different colors!
// SCALLOP SANDAL //
also comes in pink

// BOW BIKINI // 

// FLORAL SEQUIN EARRINGS //
in love with these, they are a pink version of two of my favorite earrings!

// PUFF SLEEVE TOP //
 great classic with a longer length (which I always prefer!)

// RAPTURE RUFFLE DRESS //
love this dress – the deep V and high/low hemline are beautiful!

// CREPE SHIFT DRESS //
I love the punchy color and pleated sleeves of this dress

// FLORAL SLEEVELESS DRESS //
with boots and a blazer now, and sandals in summetime

// SILK SLEEP MASK //
 something ever girl needs!

// STATEMENT EARRINGS //
 can never go wrong with statement earrings!


// KENDRA SCOTT CUFF //
 I have this bracelet from a few years ago with different stones
and love it with my bracelet stack.

// DOUBLE BREASTED BLAZER //
I am so in love with the punchy red of this classic blazer.

 

 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Fitness, Food, health, Lifestyle, recipe

:: No Carb Pasta (that Actually Tastes Like Pasta!) + Wellness Tips ::

January 30, 2018

:: No Carb Pasta (that Actually Tastes Like Pasta!) + Wellness Tips ::

I have a great recipe to share with you all today, and it’s perfect for those of you that are wanting to eat less processed carbs like regular pasta noodles.
I have zoodled and spaghetti squash’ed and tried all of the pasta replacement…. and I liked them because it made me feel like I was getting my noodles without the carbs.  But they never came close to tasting like pasta, or had the same texture; they were just a better alternative.
No longer!Step aside zucchini noodles and spaghetti squash – THIS is the yummiest pasta resplacement I have ever had.  Seriously.  I was shocked.

I have been incorporating more fiber into my diet and watching my net carbs since learning more about the

F Factor Diet.  I originally heard about this on The Skinny Confidential podcast, where I also heard Kelly Leveque for the first time last summer!)
I recommend listening to this podcast to find out more about fiber and it’s amazing abilities to keep you fuller, longer.
I have been using GG crackers (a high fiber, barely any calorie cracker) as croutons on my salad and making them into mini “pizzas” for dinner, and love them.  They seriously keep you SO full.  So I figured I might as well try some of the pasta replacement options that Tanya, the F Factor Founder, recommends as well.
I came across her Spaghetti Pie recipe and figured it was the perfect one to try since it was so simple and I love, love pasta.

I did not have the highest of hopes for this (how good could something with barely any calories and no carbs taste?)
but hoped it would be tasty in the same way that a spaghetti squash would be.
These shirataki noodles are SO much better. It is AMAZING.
There are a couple different brands you can get, but my first two meals have been with Better than Noodles.  The entire bag has only 45 calories, 0 Net Carbs, and 4 grams of Fiber per serving (12g of Fiber in the whole bag).  And because of all of the fiber, you are SO full after.
You can make this recipe as fancy or simple and easy as you like.
I made one Spaghetti Pie with just the sauce and cheese and garlic powder, and made another adding in chopped broccoli and onions, and added Mrs. Dash seasoning.
Both we absolutely delicious! I was blown away.  More importantly, my husband loved it!  He agreed it is 10x better than zoodles!!
(we eat a lot of vegetables, so I don’t mind that I am now having the vegetable as the noodle, and you can add veggies to this or make a big side salad like we did).

I ordered my noodles from Amazon, but I’m sure that Whole Foods carries something similar.
other options if you want different noodles : Miracle Noodles // Skinny Noodles // and for rice, Better than Rice to make risotto and rice bowls. 
This will absolutely be a weekly dinner in our house! I especially crave pasta on Sunday’s (I love some mac and cheese – usually after a weekend of not eating as clean and having cocktails- and this was a complete fix for the craving).

Don’t judge the photo….. it is truly incredible!  I’ll work on making it prettier next time around, but I couldn’t wait to share!

Recipe adapted from F Factor Spaghetti Pie, check out more great recipes here.

:: BAKED SPAGHETTI PIE ::

 

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No Carb Baked Spaghetti Pie
Author: Taylor
Recipe type: Healthy Italian Dinner
Cuisine: Italian
Prep time:  10 mins
Cook time:  30 mins
Total time:  40 mins
Serves: 2
 
These noodles are 0 net carbs and all of the texture of regular pasta. They are such an incredible swap! Inspired by F Factor Baked Spaghetti Pie
Ingredients
  • 1 (6-8 oz.) package Shirataki Spaghetti (ex. Skinny Noodles Shiratake Spaghetti, Miracle Noodle Angel Hair or Organic Spaghetti, Nasoya Pasta Zero Spaghetti, House Foods Smart Noodle Spaghetti, Tofu Shirataki Spaghetti or Better Than Pasta Spaghetti)
  • ½ cup Egg Beaters (I used all eggwhites)
  • 1 cup sliced assorted veggies (onions, peppers, artichoke hearts, mushrooms,
  • broccoli, etc.)
  • 1 tsp garlic powder
  • 1 cup Rao’s Tomato Basil sauce
  • ⅓ cup fat-free shredded mozzarella cheese
  • - optional : I also added in a Mrs. Dash Italian Seasoning, they are salt free and add lots of flavor
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 425 °F. Follow shiritake noodle directions here to prepare noodles. Set aside.
  2. In a round oven-safe baking dish combine noodles, veggies, Egg Beaters, veggies, garlic powder and ¾ cup tomato sauce. Mix well.
  3. Bake, uncovered for approximately 25 minutes, or until firm.
  4. Remove from oven and spread remaining ¼ cup of tomato sauce atop.
  5. Add layer of cheese atop sauce layer and place back in oven for another 5-10 minutes, or until cheese has melted.
  6. Once cheese has melted, remove from oven. Allow to cool for 5 minutes and serve warm.
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and yes, I know that my spaghetti pie literally looks like a drunk 19 year old in
college made something at 3 am…… I know…… but I guess it’s so easy to make a drunk college kid could make it so we’ll go with it…… 

:: 5 Tips for Success ::

I made this pretty image to make up for my food…. ha. 

I have gotten a lot of questions about workouts and food, so I’m going to try to tackle them in the next couple weeks in posts.
But I thought first I would try to pick 5 of the biggest tips that the health + wellness books and podcasts always seem to emphasize, and that I have found worked for me.
Now, as always remember – I know nada about fitness and nada about nutrition and nada about nothing anything except reality television and watching more television.  I just like to read health/fitness books and listen to podcasts and do my best.  Feel free to read all of this and thing it is all crock of BS.

Also, I will try anything.  Someone says something is great and makes you healthy, as long as it is adding something IN and not taking something OUT, I will try it.
A common e-mail I get is just asking how I stick to a routine so I thought I would start with 5 overall tips.  These are things I’ve repeated in books and podcasts and wellness websites over and over again for sucess.

  1. Start with One Thing – Kelly Leveque talks about this a lot and I think it’s the easiest and best tip.  Don’t start meal prepping for 7 days and working out an hour a day and no sugar/dairy/meat/cheese/anything all at once.  That will never last and make you crazy.  Start with just ONE thing.  For her, it’s to make your Fab 4 Smoothie for Breakfast every day.  If that’s too hard, have it just be having a healthy meal for breakfast or for dinner.  Or going on a walk every day.  Or one thing that seems simple.  Once that becomes a habit, move on to something else.
  2. You can have it all, just not all at once – This is one of the things Bethenny Frankel talked about in her book Naturally Thin.  You can eat whatever you want, go for it.  But if I get the crazy app, maybe I don’t need the bread basket, the dessert, etc.  Another good thing is to “Balance your bank account”. If you have something decadent now, have something healthier later to balance it out.
    you can see all of her 10 Rules for Naturally Thin this article
  3. Schedule it – This is how I made working out a habit that I was able to stick to. On Sunday, write down your workouts in your planner.  Or log onto Classpass or your workout places app and sign up for classes.  I sign up for Thursday and Friday classes on Sunday, and if my schedule changes, I can cancel by Wednesday.  But usually it doesn’t, and then I don’t have the excuse it’s already planned. Also, you get charged for missing a class you have signed up for – that alone makes me get out of bed in the morning.  I sign up for a class when I know it’s something I want to do – so that when the time actually comes and I don’t want to do it, it’s too late!
  4. Add things in, don’t take things out – If you’re like me, the second you tell yourself you can’t have something, it is all you want.  So don’t even say you can’t have a certain thing or things.  Focus on adding things in instead of taking things away.  Add more good for you things.  More veggies, more water, more of a workout you enjoy, more sleep, more relaxing, more self-care, more protein, more fiber, more healthy fats. MORE is much better than less.
  5. It’s not all or nothing mentality – A podcast I listened to was just talking about this and I can’t remember which one, but I think it was Melissa Wood Health (?!) Ditch the “diet starts Monday” mentality.  No more “well, today is already ruined so might as well keep going”.  If you could take back all of those times of starting later or letting the whole day ruin you, where would you be now?

 

:: Fitness Favorites ::

Came across this hat over the weekend and loved it!



// GYM HAIR HAT // 

I have worn my Fitness Tracker bracelet everyday since I got it almost one year ago. I’ve never seen one that blends in more as a real bracelet and it’s so comfortable I forget that I have it on.


// FITNESS TRACKER BRACELET // 

I love the app and that it can track my steps, my sleep, water, and more – and it can link to other apps too!

My pink Asics arrive today or tomorrow in the mail – my knees are ready for new sneakers to arrive!

// ASICS // come in tons of colors and styles

more favorites below :

:: Update on my Wellness Goals ::
Today is Day 9 of my 31 Day Challenge, and so far so good! I made it to a workout class OR worked out at home every day.  Thanks to this bracelet I easily made sure I hit 10,000 steps daily.

I was surprisingly good about morning workouts last week and was up early; but that may be because I had to take my husband to the train station early for his flight and had a friend int own that had to be up early for a conference.  Either way – they helped me jump out of bed right on time and make it to my morning workout class! And I loved having the extra time later in the day to #GSD.

I did not Foam Roll though (and intentionally avoided it ……) soooo maybe today will be the day.

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Keep commenting or e-mailing with any health/wellness questions or comments –
it’s the thing I get e-mailed about the most!
and e-mail, comment, or message me on instagram with any other post options you would like to see!

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle, weekend recap

:: Faux Suede Jacket + Weekend Recap ::

January 29, 2018

:: Faux Suede Jacket + Weekend Recap ::

I hope you all had a great weekend!
Before sharing some pictures from our weekend,
I wanted to share this gem from Old Faithful Navy.
This faux suede jacket comes in 4 colors and feels buttery soft.
And the price (of course) is great – I love me some stores that are always having sales.

also – if you don’t have eBates yet – GET ON IT.  Old Navy does 8% cash back!!!  Use this link for $10.



// OLD NAVY SUEDE JACKET, comes in 4 colors, TTS or slightly large, I sized down to XS // JEANS // MONOGRAMMED BOOTIES and IN LOVE WITH THIS STYLE //  LINK NECKLACE, SIMILAR // 

:: Weekend Recap ::

Kip got back into town from his business trip just in time for a sushi date!
I wore this flowy floral top from this post that is on super sale currently!

// FLORAL TOP, comes in a bunch of solids and prints, runs large, size down // WHITE JEANS, old navy – love these, run TTS and ON SALE // Forever21 BOOTS, here in BLACK and CHOCOLATE boots run TTS// MONOGRAM CLUTCH // MONOGRAM EARRINGS // SIMILAR MONOGRAM NECKLACE // 

Saturday we met friends for drinks at The Family Dog, and then headed to Superica for dinner.


Superica is so, so delicious!!! I love their food – and their brunch is absolutely amazing too!

Sunday Kip and I made it to 10 AM spin class (I mean, who are we!? So proud of us) and I made us some post workout smoothies (I’m trying hard to get him back on the smoothie wagon….. )

his smoothie recipe // my smoothie recipe
  I have cut down on my fruit, so I only do half a frozen banana in mine,
but he likes strawberries + blueberries + half a frozen banana

We had lunch with my family and then I was craving something sweet (Kip was eating a Cheryl’s cookie and I wanted it so badly  but looking at the ingredient list I decided to make a 20 minute healthier option: Gwyneth Patltrow’s Almond Butter Cookies.  

you can get Gwyneth’s recipe here, and I also have made Kristin Cavallari’s Almond Butter Cookies too!  Gwyneth’s are super clean with no added sugar and no butter, but Kristin’s are definitely more delicious and sweet with grass fed butter and coconut sugar.

It was a crazy rainy weekend.  Ugh.  But I do love getting to wear my red hunter boots!
They are having a big sale on boots right now – my exact pair in black is down to almost $100.  These are the best boots for rain and snow! I have the boot socks for when it’s super cold out.

They run TTS in my opinion!
You can shop all of the boots here.

I also did a post on Saturday with another great sale at Tuckernuck.  They have SO much great stuff on sale for an ADDITIONAL 20% off with code BIGCHILL.  These earrings are less than $20 – plus free shipping – and so much more.

more sale favorites below :


My earrings that I wore with this black jumpsuit are also part of the crazy sale!

// BLACK JUMPSUIT // I am in size S, runs TTS but is long – I still need to alter length!
// FIRECRACKER STATEMENT EARRINGS //

Shop more favorites below :

 

Have a Happy Monday!

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, friday randoms, Lifestyle

:: Mixed Media Sweater + Friday Randoms + Link Love ::

January 26, 2018

:: Mixed Media Sweater + Friday Randoms + Link Love ::

Cheers to Friday!!!
I hope you all had a great week!

I wanted to share an amazing sweater with you that is on sale right now for 40% off making it an even better steal!   I love the mixed media sweaters ,where it’s the faux built in layers and no added bulk.  I’m always on the hunt for more since I wear them so frequently during the cooler months.  This one is nice and lightweight and the a very flattering slightly longer length. (the tops are SO short lately! and I have a short torso?! I’m not trying to wear crop tops every day and blend in with the Bachelor contestants!) Plus, with the black color, it’s so easy to throw on and go.  You could dress it up with black trousers for work and I would love it with black faux leather leggings for date night and weekends!

// DOTTED MIXED MEDIA SWEATER //
size down one, runs large, returned this S for an XS
// RAG AND BONE JEANS // BOOTIES //

I wanted to share a better image of the back; the back ionly has the sweater material at the shoulders,  and the rest is the thinner breathable fabric

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I’m going to update on my 31 Day Challenge next week, but week one has been great! (isn’t the first 5 days always great though? especially when they don’t involve going out at night or weekend nights!?) But I have gone made it to classes for Spin, Blast, and Barre and have had my smoothie for breakfast every morning.  I definitely have felt great so hopefully I won’t let this weekend derail it all!

I shared this on instagram but wanted to share here – for those of you with sweaty workout clothes, and especially with sweaty husbands – this Tide Sport detergent was a game changer for us.  The Free & Clear just wasn’t cutting it anymore!

:: Coffee Talk Update ::
This is very important!
I had a mid-day Coffee Talk update to yesterdays post that you may have missed!
A lovely follower messaged me on instagram and told me some SERIOUS news about Vanderpump Rules that made the “It’s NOT about the PASTA!” line over and over again make SO much more sense.
Apparently, pasta is the code word while filming for Cocaine. Like….Booger Sugar. Like…. The Powdery White Stuff.

I had NO idea. When I got the message I did the jaw on floor and then the dumb “ohhhhhhhh” because it makes WAY more sense. Yet I never once thought it could be anything but pasta, despite the fact that not one of them ever eats pasta, let alone eats an entire plate of someone else’s.
AND I realized that Scheana did something on her instastory this week (don’t ask why I follow her, hashtag loser) and she was making jokes and being all cheeky about the Pasta while eating at SUR (but she was actually eating the pasta) but I feel like she was saying things like “everyone can never get enough pasta they’re always talking about the pasta and I kept thinking “What? I thought everyone talks about goat cheese balls? I never hear pasta I hear goat cheese balls?”
this was the best thing I saw on instagram yesterday:

I truly died when I saw this.
Bless you sweet readers for informing me about the “pasta” and then for sending me this meme.
It made my week!!

I got a mid-week pick me up this week when one of my best friends was in town for work and came to stay with me Wednesday night! It was such a nice treat.  We didn’t get tons of time together but stayed up late on the couch catching up. I hadn’t seen her since her wedding, and she just got back from a 2 week African Safari Honeymoon only a few days ago, so I was lucky enough to see pictures and hear ALL about it.  To say that I am desperate for a trip to South Africa after Wednesday night is an understatement.  I am mad at myself for not going to South Africa for our Honeymoon because it seems like something we will never convince ourselves is worth the splurge! Ha! (Although at that point we had only been on one trip together for 3 days to Mexico, so that would have been too much for us probably!)
But note to Brides : It definitely made me see the allure in not doing the Honeymoon the day after the wedding but waiting a little bit if you can!

I have a low key weekend planned after a packed one last weekend when friends were in town,
so hopefully I’ll get a lot accomplished and get lots and lots of sleep!

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:: FAVORITE FINDS :: 

I *finally* found Pink Asics! Yay!  These beauties are on their way to my door.

My favorite favorite FAVORITE jacket is now REVERSIBLE! Two for one and under $100!

Pretty sure these boots are going to be the “new” Rag & Bone competition for best boot and worth the splurge.

THE most perfect dress for spring weddings.  I am in love with every inch of it.

One of my favorite silk blouses from last year is now in 3 different colors of sweaters! 

Love these under $20 earrings. (and this nearly identical pair of earrings too.

I saw this removable-neck turtleneck in my instagram promotions and fell in love.  Such a cool concept!

The ever popular booties are fully restocked! Snag while ya can.

The podcast Skinny Confidential is always talking about how amazing these are, but I’ve yet to try it!

The knotted bow on these cutout mules is so unique – the blush color is my favorite.

I have never heard of this affordable brand and am in love with this dress! 

Love the bold, loopy bow on these d’Orsay flats. 

This affordable eyelet top is a great wear now and wear later option.

A pearl studded iPhone case that you’ll never tire of.

The cutest tie waist shorts with beautiful contrast stiching for under $75!

The sexiest, yet covered, cover up I’ve ever seen. 

The seaming on this fit & flare dress is as beautiful as the color.

A ruffle hem mini dress for only $55.

An under $100 gown that shows a ‘lil skin. 

I have an Old Faithful Navy Knock off of Marysia Swim that I love, but it’s showing its age – I am desperate to get my hands on this suit or this suit or this fun new style suit.  So in love!

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I fell into a deep dark hole searching for products for my melasma to help with my brown spots (although a killer laser is really the only thing to do it, which won’t be happening).  This article has 9 products with Hydroquinone (HQ) which is supposed to be one of the best to help. If anyone knows any good products let me know!
also, one of these brightening serums is only $7!? Worth a try! 

6 ideas for organizing your closet. 

If you and your significant other battle over blanket hogging and temperature, Ikea has solved your problems with a TOG-ether duvet.   I seriously need this….. my husband steals ALL the covers and I like to keep the room cold at night

The newly engaged Princess Eugene is already having to move her wedding back thanks to the other Royal Love Birds.

Because I strangely love seeing what people are eating, Miranda Kerr’s grocery list. 

5 stories that prove it’s never too late to change careers.

A walking treadmill workout that works (perfect for those post-work instagram scrolls!)

 

 

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