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The Sarcastic Blonde

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fashion, gift guide, Holiday, Oufits

:: Wish List Wednesday : Valentine’s Day Inspired ::

January 30, 2019

:: Wish List Wednesday : Valentine’s Day Inspired ::

I have some Valentine’s Day inspired finds this week!!

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:: Gift Guide : Beauty Favorites ::

December 20, 2018

:: Gift Guide : Beauty Favorites ::

I’m back with some gifts for the beauty lover, starting at only $9, and all available before Christmas.
Because much like these gift guides and everything in my life, I procrastinate like nobody’s business and leave everything to the last possible minute!

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:: {Pink} Gift Guide for The Girls ::

December 18, 2018

:: {Pink} Gift Guide for The Girls ::

I hope you all are having a great week!
We got to Grand Cayman on Saturday and I’ve been spending my days being blissfully lazy.  I always think I’ll have tons of time for blogging and get so much done, and then I arrive, and more important things take precedent: like staring mindlessly at the ocean.  And the occasional reading of a book.  Or applying another layer of sunscreen.  Ya know…. no time for the laptop!
But I’m keeping up on instagram so find me over there, and I am trying to save some time for blogging!

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:: Gifts for ANYONE on your list ::

December 12, 2018

:: Gifts for ANYONE on your list ::

I’m normally far more on top of it with my gift guides….. but not this year.
But with that being said, I still keep seeing things in my house and thinking “I really should put that into a gift guide…..”
And then I crawl into bed with my pregnancy pillow and go to sleep instead.

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:: GIFT GUIDE : THE BOOZE LOVER ::

December 12, 2017

:: GIFT GUIDE : THE BOOZE LOVER ::

See my other Holiday Gift Guides under the Holiday Tab :
FOR THE JETSETTER // MONOGRAM JEWELRY LOVER // FOR THE GUYS 
LAZY GIRL // OPRAH’S FAV THINGS 


column one : WINE SAVER // SHOT GLASS ICE MOLD // MONOGRAMMED STEMLESS ACRYLIC WINE GLASSES // GOLF BALL ICE MOLDS 
column two : GOLF CLUB // SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE WINE // PEDIALYTE FREEZER POPS 
column three : MONOGRAMMED FLASK // COCKTAIL SMOKING BOX 
column four : BEVERAGE DISPENSER ICE MOLD // COPPER MONOGRAM MUGS // PERSONALIZED BEVERAGE BUCKET // MONOGRAM ACRYLIC COASTERS 
column five : RABBIT WINE SAVER // BOTTLE LOFT // LIQUID IV HYDRATERS 

 

Wine Saver – The technology keeps getting better and better with wine savers! The newest thing is using a needle to insert through the cork, so you can keep the wine fresh for up to a year. There are different levels, but starting at under $200 this would be the perfect gift for the wine lover. You can shop all of the models here.

For a more simple (and inexpensive) option, I love Rabbit’s Wine Preserver on sale for under $60! 

Enamel Classic Monogram Flask – These are classy flasks for classy ladies.  Monogrammed perfection.

Saturday Night Live Wine – If you have any SNL fans in your life (which should be EVERYONE, because if you didn’t grow up watching SNL I don’t know you) these character wines would be a great gift.

Beverage Dispenser Ice Mold – This would make such a great gift ! At parites everyone has though beverage dispensers with a seasonal cocktail or two, but filling it up with ice completely waters it down!
Enter this ice mold to keep everything looking pretty and staying chilled!

Cocktail of the Month Subscription – This would be a great gift that is something different from the typical beer or wine of the month club.

Celebration Beverage Bowl – I have a vintage version of this that I use for parties and I get compliments on it all the time.

Portable Beer Pong Table – Not just for the college kids….. everyone’s favorite game.

Wine Chilling Wands – These chill a glass of wine 20x faster than the refrigerator!  As a white wine only girl, I love anything that can keep your vino cold!

Copper Mugs – For the Moscow Mule lover in your life.

Acrylic Coaster Set – Love the tortoise shell especially!

Drink Dispensing Golf Club – I love “hidden” flasks and think they are such fun gifts.  This would be perfect for any man in your life!

Bottle Loft-   Magnetic strips hold bottles suspended from the roof of the fridge to save space.  Great gift for the college or twenty something that can never fit enough beer in the fridge

Acrylic Stemless Wine Glasses – I have always loved these glasses and think they would make such a great gift.  Nice enough for everyday use, but also perfect for the beach with the acrylic.

Golf Ball Ice Molds – Whenever you don’t know what to get someone, I feel like ice molds are the way to go!
The Bulldog Ice Molds are a favorite for any UGA fans, and for the ladies, they have Rosebud Ice Molds too!

Cocktail Smoking Box – So fancy and so fun! This cocktail smoking box  is the gift for the true cocktail lover.

Shot Glass Ice Molds – Fun stocking stuffer!

Glass Tumblers – Beautiful glasses with a built in way to remember whose drink is whose.

iFlask – This is a flask that looks like an iPhone; I feel like it would probably work perfectly for your college football tailgates!

…… and some Stocking Stuffers for the Love in your Life who Loves to Drink!
Because helping the hangover is just as important as the night of partying!

Milk Thistle – I take these the night of drinking.  They boost liver function.

Activated Charcoal Pills – I take these in the morning, but I know some people take these the night of too? They absorb toxins

Pedialyte – Just realized that they now have Pedialyte Advanced Care (whaaat!? they have caught on to this being purchased solely by adults for hangovers…) and they also have Pedialyte Freezer Pops! YES – FREEZER POPS!

Liquid IV – These are packets that you add into your water bottle and it is supposed to hydrate 2-3 times faster (so one bottle of water is like drinking 2-3 bottles of water.)  Haven’t tried them yet but they sound amazing!

 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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:: Gift Guide : The Jet Setter ::

December 6, 2017

:: Gift Guide : The Jet Setter ::

ELECTRONICS TRAVEL POUCH // AVAILABLE FOR WEEKENDS LUGGAGE TAG AND PASSPORT HOLDER // MASON TRAVEL BAG // TRAVEL JEWELRY POUCH // MONOGRAM TRAVEL PILL SET // EYE MASK WITH COLLAGEN EYE PATCHES // MONOGRAM LUGGAGE // MONOGRAM PACKING CUBES // STRIPED PORTABLE PHONE CHARGER // MONOGRAM TRAVEL POUCHES // HOW TO PACK BOOK // TRAVEL STEAMER 

Extra Battery – It’s almost 2018.  Even if you read books and people watch (seriously the best people watching on the planet at the airport…. although it brings up many mixed emotions…) you need extra battery! Make it something cute like this and they’ll think of you every time!
If your shopping for the man in your life, he may not appreciate that as much, so this is a simple streamlined option! 

Mason Travel Bag – I know I’ve talked about this bag for years, but if you’re new around here, trust me – it is the best bag you will ever buy.  Can fit SO MUCH stuff, it is the sole reason I can travel out of the country for two weeks with only a carry on suitcase.  Perfect bag for weekend trips, too.

Steamer – I use the Tepoinn Travel Steamer and it is the best by far.

How to Pack Book – This seems really silly, but it is a tiny and inexpensive book on Amazon and I absolutely love it.  It really is a huge help if you’re the kind of person that always overpacks and has nothing to wear, or just packs completely wrong all the time! Plus, it’s the prettiest book and looks adorable sitting out on your desk or on a shelf!

Packing Cubes – Best thing for any trip, no matter how short or how big.  These can make packing for a weekend trip as easy as packing in a little duffle bag! Especially if they are compression packing cubes.  I also love these monogrammed navy packing cubes that are on big time sale! Also on sale, this seersucker set of packing cubes! 

Travel Pouches + Organizers – 
Any zippered pouches you can have to organize things like your electronics, your cords, your make-up, your whatever you may need – especially for longer flights – is key.
This electronics travel pouch is the perfect way to get everything nicely – and beautifully –  in one spot.

An everyday leather pouch (with monogram) is the perfect thing to collect things in your carry on AND double as a clutch at your destination.  I pack this Gigi Leather Clutch full of in flight essentials for my carry on and use it on my trip as a clutch.

Don’t forget your vitamins on your trip! This travel pill case is compact and would make the perfect stocking stuffer!

Eye Mask  – Neck Pillow – A nice eye mask and neck pillow are travel necessities! This is an adorable option, but for more practical – this is my go to eye mask and inflatable neck pillow for travel.

A great gift for anyone would be this eye mask that comes with collagen eye patches for perfectly rested eyes!

Passport Cover + Luggage Tags – I know passport holders are “pointless” but they are so, so fun! I love this I’m outta here option. A striped option is always a classic.  I love this Available for Weekends option, which is also available in a set of luggage tag + passport holder   And monograms are of course always a good idea. 

For the men, this is a great leather option that anyone young or old would appreciate. 

Travel Jewelry Case – Don’t end up with tangled or broken jewelry upon arrival.  A travel jewelry case is a must! This one makes a great gift that I have given over the years, and this carry-all option is great for necklaces.

Away Suitcase – I mentioned this in yesterday’s gift guide for the guys, but Kip loves his Away Suitcase.  I haven’t been able to use it for a solo trip yet, so I can’t give my full opinion.   The biggest perk of these is definitely the built in cell phone charger. (You can monogram the away suitcase too!) You get $20 off your order with this link.
Other suitcases:
I have always had my eye on the Vintage looking suitcases, especially the navy, and love that these can be monogrammed.  And the Delsey luggage is so classic looking and beautiful too (and 50% off right now!)

 

This is the longest I have gone without a flight in years most likely!
I am antsy to get to the airport later this month just from making this post! 

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Don’t forget to check out my previous gift guides as well :
MONOGRAM JEWELRY LOVER // FOR THE GUYS 
LAZY GIRL // OPRAH’S FAV THINGS 

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