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The Sarcastic Blonde

fashion, food, fitness + a dose of sarcastic gossip

fashion, gift guide, Holiday, holiday gifts, Lifestyle

:: Gift Guide : The Jet Setter ::

December 6, 2017

:: Gift Guide : The Jet Setter ::

ELECTRONICS TRAVEL POUCH // AVAILABLE FOR WEEKENDS LUGGAGE TAG AND PASSPORT HOLDER // MASON TRAVEL BAG // TRAVEL JEWELRY POUCH // MONOGRAM TRAVEL PILL SET // EYE MASK WITH COLLAGEN EYE PATCHES // MONOGRAM LUGGAGE // MONOGRAM PACKING CUBES // STRIPED PORTABLE PHONE CHARGER // MONOGRAM TRAVEL POUCHES // HOW TO PACK BOOK // TRAVEL STEAMER 

Extra Battery – It’s almost 2018.  Even if you read books and people watch (seriously the best people watching on the planet at the airport…. although it brings up many mixed emotions…) you need extra battery! Make it something cute like this and they’ll think of you every time!
If your shopping for the man in your life, he may not appreciate that as much, so this is a simple streamlined option! 

Mason Travel Bag – I know I’ve talked about this bag for years, but if you’re new around here, trust me – it is the best bag you will ever buy.  Can fit SO MUCH stuff, it is the sole reason I can travel out of the country for two weeks with only a carry on suitcase.  Perfect bag for weekend trips, too.

Steamer – I use the Tepoinn Travel Steamer and it is the best by far.

How to Pack Book – This seems really silly, but it is a tiny and inexpensive book on Amazon and I absolutely love it.  It really is a huge help if you’re the kind of person that always overpacks and has nothing to wear, or just packs completely wrong all the time! Plus, it’s the prettiest book and looks adorable sitting out on your desk or on a shelf!

Packing Cubes – Best thing for any trip, no matter how short or how big.  These can make packing for a weekend trip as easy as packing in a little duffle bag! Especially if they are compression packing cubes.  I also love these monogrammed navy packing cubes that are on big time sale! Also on sale, this seersucker set of packing cubes! 

Travel Pouches + Organizers – 
Any zippered pouches you can have to organize things like your electronics, your cords, your make-up, your whatever you may need – especially for longer flights – is key.
This electronics travel pouch is the perfect way to get everything nicely – and beautifully –  in one spot.

An everyday leather pouch (with monogram) is the perfect thing to collect things in your carry on AND double as a clutch at your destination.  I pack this Gigi Leather Clutch full of in flight essentials for my carry on and use it on my trip as a clutch.

Don’t forget your vitamins on your trip! This travel pill case is compact and would make the perfect stocking stuffer!

Eye Mask  – Neck Pillow – A nice eye mask and neck pillow are travel necessities! This is an adorable option, but for more practical – this is my go to eye mask and inflatable neck pillow for travel.

A great gift for anyone would be this eye mask that comes with collagen eye patches for perfectly rested eyes!

Passport Cover + Luggage Tags – I know passport holders are “pointless” but they are so, so fun! I love this I’m outta here option. A striped option is always a classic.  I love this Available for Weekends option, which is also available in a set of luggage tag + passport holder   And monograms are of course always a good idea. 

For the men, this is a great leather option that anyone young or old would appreciate. 

Travel Jewelry Case – Don’t end up with tangled or broken jewelry upon arrival.  A travel jewelry case is a must! This one makes a great gift that I have given over the years, and this carry-all option is great for necklaces.

Away Suitcase – I mentioned this in yesterday’s gift guide for the guys, but Kip loves his Away Suitcase.  I haven’t been able to use it for a solo trip yet, so I can’t give my full opinion.   The biggest perk of these is definitely the built in cell phone charger. (You can monogram the away suitcase too!) You get $20 off your order with this link.
Other suitcases:
I have always had my eye on the Vintage looking suitcases, especially the navy, and love that these can be monogrammed.  And the Delsey luggage is so classic looking and beautiful too (and 50% off right now!)

 

This is the longest I have gone without a flight in years most likely!
I am antsy to get to the airport later this month just from making this post! 

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Don’t forget to check out my previous gift guides as well :
MONOGRAM JEWELRY LOVER // FOR THE GUYS 
LAZY GIRL // OPRAH’S FAV THINGS 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, gift guide, Holiday, Lifestyle

:: Gift Guide : For the Guys ::

December 5, 2017

:: Gift Guide : For the Guys ::

Don’t forget to check out my previous gift guides as well :
MONOGRAM JEWELRY LOVER // LAZY GIRL // OPRAH’S FAV THINGS 

BOSE SPEAKER // YETI TUMBLER // BULLDOG ICE MOLD // SLIPPER MOCCASINS // FULTON AND ROARK 2-IN-1 SHAMPOO BODY WASH // YETI COOLER // VEST // PULLOVER // PERSONALIZED GOLF BALLS // AWAY SUITCASE // ATHLETIC SHIRT // KEBAB GRILLING BASKETS // CASHMERE BLEND HALF ZIP // LULULEMON SHORTS // LEATHER PHONE CASE 

Ice Mold – The giant ice cubes became a huge trend in cocktail’ing a few years ago, and for good reason.  They are great and a must have to keep your drinks nice and cold.  Now they have all kinds of different shapes.  For the UGA Fan in your life, the Bulldog Ice Molds are perfect!! Other great molds are golf ball molds and mustache molds. When you need an easy gift or a stocking stuffer, or even something for the Christmas party games these are a great option!

Fitness Shirt – Even if your boyfriend/husband/dad/brother don’t work out very often, they are like women : We all like to wear comfy workout clothes, even if we aren’t working out, and especially because it makes it look like we are healthy and work out. Kip loves this long sleeve shirt and it has lasted about 5 years despite wearing it constantly.  This is a great dri-fit short sleeve option, too.  Everyone loves a hoodie too!

Lululemon Shorts – These are the only workout shorts Kip wears.  Also last for a long, long time!

Vest – Vests are always a great layering piece and particularly useful when the weather is constantly up and down! I love quilted vests that have a little extra contrasting with some texture.  This slightly dressier vest is 35% off and looks just like one I got Kip that he wears constantly. This is also a great sportier option. Find more vests here! 

Away Suitcase – You’ve seen these suitcases everywhere! One of the best features is the built in phone charger –  a must when flying and stuck without access to charge your phone.  My husband has been using his for about 2 months now and loves it. (He has the bigger carry on!) At first he wasn’t sure about not having the outer zipper pocket, but especially with the compression pad it comes with, he realized that he is able to fit enough for his week-long business trips just fine!
I also love that you can monogram them!
** use this link to get $20 off your order 

 Fleece – Every guy needs a good fleece to wear for weekend errands, and I am partial to these Patagonia Fleeces.  For another option, I looooove the Vineyard Vines pullovers – this one is a bit more casual and this one is a great option for dinner and out! 

Cashmere Half Zip – Who isn’t a sucker for cashmere? To give the gift of yummy-softness on a budget, this under $60 cashmere blend half-zip pullover is the perfect gift.  It comes in a ton of colors, too, so your options are endless!

Fulton + Roark – This is a group of mens grooming products that I think are particularly great for the guy on the go.  My husband has the combination 2-in-1 Shampoo and Body wash in his gym bag.  They also make solid colognes which are perfect for a gym bag and especially for traveling guys to keep in their dopp kit.

Slippers – when in doubt, slippers are a gift everyone will use and love.  I always like the ones with rubber soles,  so that you can walk outside to get the mail or take the trash out and not have to change your shoes.  The Ugg slippers are always a great option, but these are under $50 and seem just the same!

Kebab grilling baskets – These are so neat! Grilling baskets for your kebabs! Perfect for the man who loves to grill (and if you’re local, and your husbands a killer griller, come over for a date at our house because Kip has come along way, but he still could use aallllot of help)

Leather Phone Case – A great stocking stuffer option, or for the man that walks around dangerously risking shattering his phone every five seconds (which is most guys based on my observation) this leather phone case looks nice and holds your credit card to boot!

Vice golf balls – Instead of giving the golfer in your life a regular sleeve of golf balls, show you put some thought into it with personalized golf balls! You can put any writing or any logo on them, but you also can put pictures! These also make a great gift for grooms gifts!

Speaker – Portable speakers are something you would think everyone would have, but so often no one does! And it’s so nice to have a small one that can go anywhere! These portable Bose speakers are small and lightweight but pack a big sound punch – and the price is great for them.  AND it’s waterproof! It comes in black and another color, but I love the navy.

Beverage Holder – This would be a great gift for the college age or twenty-something that lives with his roommates and throws a great Tacky Sweater Party every year.

Yeti Cooler – The gift every man wants.  Nothing says you love him like a Yeti!

Yeti Tumbler – When the cooler is out of budget, every single person will LOVE having the tumbler. Truly my favorite thing I own, although this is a mens guide.  I wake up the next day with ice cubes still in my drink, and this is perfect to have at work! (also perfect at the beach to keep your cocktails cold even in the 100 degree heat!)

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I always mean to mention – like, for A YEAR – and always forget – but if you haven’t signed up for EBates yet, DO IT.  You get so much great cash back on everything! 
You can use this link for an instant $10.  

It’s great because at the sites you already shop, it will let you know any coupon codes and apply them for you, and you get cash back just for shopping.  Pretty much every site has it, from Shopbop to Amazon to J.Crew – all of it with the exception of Nordstrom.   It’s been a game changer and I am SO MAD at myself for not starting using it years ago! 

 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Holiday, holiday gifts

:: GIFT GUIDE : THE LAZY GIRL ::

November 28, 2017

:: GIFT GUIDE : THE LAZY GIRL ::

 

With Thanksgiving behind us, it’s time to get my ass in gear and get back at the gym
to begin the Holiday celebrations and continue with Gift Guides!
I already posted a Monogram Gift Guide, and all guides can be found under the Holiday tab in the top menu.
oh, and a Guide to Oprah’s Guide

Today’s Gift Guide is for The Lazy Girl.
Coming off a week of eating and pure laziness this seemed like the perfect time! 
It seems like other guides are for the “Homebody”, but I think I’m talking about something different.
Yes, the robes and throws and mugs can fit a guide for the Homebody, but the lazy girl wants to veg during the day AND still go out at night.
 I love to stay on the couch and veg with a blanket as much as the next girl, but when it’s time for dinner out at a new restaurant or drinks with friends I am the first one to jump off that couch and maybe hop in the shower.
Because #FOMO and because #Wine.

So, call it “Homebody”, but I think that’s just a fancy word for Lazy.
At least in my life it is….



EXTENDED CHARGING CORD // PULLOVER // VELVET BOW // EMILY LEY PLANNER // CHARCOAL MASK 
LEOPARD BEANIE // SPANX LEGGINGS // SLIPPERS // OIL DIFFUSER // SLIPPER SOCKS 
CARDIGAN // PAJAMAS // DRY SHAMPOO // JOGGERS 
CANDLE // MORNINGS MUG // BLANKET // EYE MASK // PRISM GLASSES // POP SOCKET // POM BEANIE // ROOMBA FLOOR CLEANER 

Dry Shampoo : Let’s just start with what’s most important in life. If you aren’t using this you are lying.  Or you really need to be.  It’s not only a God-send, it makes your hair look even better. Batiste is my favorite because it is cheap, it works, and Amazon Prime delivers it in two seconds.  It also comes in travel size cans which is a lifesaver when traveling.
For a texturing spray, I go for Oribe which is pricier, but I only use this when I need extra hold for a night out and one can lasts me almost a year.

A Cute Planner : This may seem contradictory for a “lazy” person, but I love to be lazy and nothing excites me more than my planner.  Who doesn’t love to make lists of what they need done, keep everything organized, and then continue to procrastinate and push things off while they dive deep into a Netflix binge?
I use the Emily Ley Planner for my actual planner and this Lilly planner to log my food + workouts.

Prism Glasses : Um, WHAT!?! Ultimate stocking stuffer for the lazy girl in your life.  And it’s under $10!  You can read and watch TV laying flat on your back!  LAYING DOWN AND LOOKING UP! No more strained neck! I am ordering these just to try and see if they work (If the amount of excitement I have over this item doesn’t prove that I am the laziest human being alive, I don’t know what does.)
editors note : also, the reviews are half from people recovering from neck surgery. Uh I’m the worst. #LAZY. 

Cozy blanket : The competition for the coziest blanket is a stiff one.  I have had this throw for years and years and love it so much.  I have also been eyeing this cute pom pom throw blanket all week!
or if you want to go all out, this faux fur sleeping bag is ah-mazing. 

Clothes that work equally well on the couch as they do running a quick errand (whether that errand is to pick up food, no judgement) are important. The following are a few favorites :

Cozy Cardigan // Pullover : You can’t go wrong with a cardigan with over 1,000 Five Star reviews.  100% Yummy, gaurenteed. Or an adorable pullover (Oprah approved!) that can take you from workout to couch or couch to out.

Spanx leggings : if you get the spanx leggings, it’s like you are working out without ever moving a muscle.  they suck it all in and you lose inches without having to move an inch.  genius, I know….
If you want something other than a traditional legging, I have the active leggings and love them (size small) but if you want to feel fancy, the leather leggings and suede pairs are great, too!

Joggers : For a bit more breathing room than the Spanx, a pair of joggers are the perfect way to to go from couch to out (and back to couch) in no time.  This ruched ankle pair is adorable + look polished if you have to head out, but there are other great options at here and a velvet pair form Gap.

Face Mask : There’s nothing to kick off a new week on a Sunday night, or to just feel productive while still sitting on the couch or in bed, than a luxurious face mask.  Plus, they are fun to snap a pic of and send to your friends? You’re working on your skincare without lifting a finger. I am still MADLY in love with my Black Head Mask.  My husband (who never reads this, secret is safe with all of you) and I do it every Sunday together.

Pop Socket : Okay. I Know.  This sounds like something only the instagram obsessed millennial would need.  But it has become a game changer for me.  I ‘inherited’ the giant 6+ that used to be my husbands work phone when my old iPhone died for good and it is impossible to hold the thing with one hand.  I was dropping it and nearly shattering it constantly.  This makes it so easy to use the phone like a normal person.  These would be a great stocking stuffer – so cheap and you don’t even know you need it til you have it!

Extra long phone charger : Enough said.  We all need it.  We never have it.  We all need to exercise that finger muscle and finally get one.  Bonus points for a pretty rose gold.

Cute coffee or tea mug : Feel free to put something cute on the mug, or maybe something motivating to see if it will actually entice you to leave the couch and go outside and live your best life.

Steamer : I do not iron.  This will get your clothes fresh and wrinkle free in no time at all.  This one in particular is my favorite because it works internationally, but I also love the My Little Steamer and used it for years before needing one for European outlets.  You’ll see this over and over again on my list of favorite things.

Hair Accessories : Throw your hair in a pony tail with a cute suede bow, or grab an adorable beanie to cover up the lack of curling iron. Love this cableknit beanie with the pom top.

Roomba : This is a new gift in my life and I love it.  What’s not to love about someone/something else cleaning your floors?  It may seem like an investment, but it’s a hell of a lot cheaper than a cleaning lady. Preach.  Plus, people can comment on how clean your home is and you can act like YOU were the one that spent all day vacuuming.  Plus, it’s endless entertainment for you and your husband to comment on and watch (I know that sounds crazy, but when it’s new you kinda watch it and follow it like a dog. #SadButTrue)

Cozy Pajamas : The cuter the better.  And extra points for monogramming.

Slippers : For me this is more because I hate to be barefoot on hardwood floors than anything else, but cute slippers make shuffling over to the fridge that much more fun. I mean, if you have to walk that is. You can go traditional, furry and fun, or a mix of both, but they are definitely a lazy girls necessity.

Candles // Aromatherapy – If you aren’t scrubbing your dirty dishes and are staying in the same place all day, perhaps light a candle. And a beautiful Voluspa Prosecco candle does the trick. Or, jump on the fancy bandwagon of oils and aromatherapy diffusers.

Eye Mask – To take your cat naps to the next level.  (aka climbing back in bed in general).  Make it a silk one with a pillow and you’ll be doing double duty to help your wrinkles. And copper is the new trend in eye masks, too!
I got this under $10 eye mask for traveling and it has space for you to blink and everything underneath + stays put.

 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
gift guide, Holiday, holiday gifts

:: Gifts for the Thanksgiving Host + Tuesday Randoms ::

November 21, 2017

:: Gifts for the Thanksgiving Host + Tuesday Randoms ::

Today I’m sharing some random thoughts for Tuesday + Thanksgiving,
but first I wanted to share some gift ideas for the Thanksgiving Host + Hostess!
Hopefully you aren’t hosting at your house…. because that likely means you have to make the Turkey.  I will help with anything or cook anything except the turkey.  It freaks me out.  Big time.

You never want to show up at someone’s house empty handed, but especially on Thanksgiving!
Here are some ideas for things to show your appreciation.

One of my favorite gifts lately has been an orchid.  Trader Joe’s has had these JUMBO orchids that are so gorgeous and make such a big impression and are somehow under $20.
But any flowers with a nice bottle of wine of course is always appreciated.
This one in the photo was a regular orchid because I didn’t have time to get to TJ’s before Friends giving, but the Trader Joe’s jumbo orchids I usually buckle in my front passenger seat they are so big!
bonus points for finding cute cards like this Lard Have Mercy On Us card I found at the grocery store! 

also….. just pop into HomeGoods if you need something last minute! I was in there yesterday and they had so much cute Fall + Holiday decor that would make a perfect gift! 

Insulated Wine Glasses
I have given these to two sets of friends and love them.  They keep your wine (or cocktail) nice and chilled all night long

Felt Letter Board
I have always thought these are so stinking cute.  This would be a fun gift for the young, fun host in your life!

Pretty Shot Glasses 
don’t act like adults don’t take a celebratory shot occasionally
…… I see straight through that lie! 


I also love these adorable Pineapple Shot Glasses 

…… and some more traditional gift ideas….. 

A Wine Cooler

// MARBLE WINE COOLER // MAKE YOUR OWN ICE MOLD //

A Serving Tray

// MARBLE // COPPER // MIXED //
I also love this cute Brunch Tray

A Beautiful Vase

// CLEAR CUT GLASS VASE // 

A Cutting Board

// PINEAPPLE // DON’T MIND IF I DO // STRIPED // 

A Throw Blanket

// BOBBLE KNIT THROW // UGG THROW // CABLE KNIT THROW // 

A Cheese Knife Set

GOLD MARBLE HANDLE SET // AGATE KNIFE // SILVER MARBLE SET

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I can’t believe Thanksgiving is (almost) finally here! I am so excited!
Some family has already arrived and everyone else will be here by tomorrow, so the family time starts now!  I have been to the grocery store every day – sometimes on several occasions because I somehow always forget something – but now my cooking and baking begins!
My family tends to keep it very traditional and does the same meals every year.
Today I’ll be making Vegetable Chowder that we keep in a big pot on the stove for lunch or a quick bite.
We always have shrimp and rice casserole (or chicken tetrazzini) Wednesday night so I’ll be prepping that today, too.
A new addition this year, but for Wednesday dessert so as not to change up the Thanksgiving Pies, I am going to make two Crack Cakes and stack them so they look kind of like a pumpkin.
editors note : I wanted to add orange food coloring but the look on my mom’s face when I mentioned that one made me change my mind…. I guess orange cake isn’t that appetizing?

I still keep eyeing recipes and watching The Food Network despite the menu for Thursday being pretty set.
I am a cauliflower lower, and this Cheesy Cauliflower Bake looks amazing!

My friends boyfriend is an amazing cook and we were discussing what he was going to make for Thanksgiving and he sent over two Brussel Sprouts recipes.  We usually do Ina’s, but the ones with the Dijon Glaze look so yummy that I may have bought all of the ingredients for it in case we switch!

Dijon Braised Brussel Sprouts

and these Balsamic Braised Brussel Sprouts with Pancetta

Don’t forget : The final season (tear) of Fixer Upper premieres tonight! So set your DVR!

you can read about their Thanskgiving Traditions here
and see Friendsgiving with Chip and Jo last year here

 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Holiday

:: Gift Guide : Monogram Jewelry Lover ::

November 15, 2017

:: Gift Guide : Monogram Jewelry Lover ::

With only one week until Thanksgiving, and all of the insalely good sales kicking off next week, I figured I could put on my Santa Hat and start The Sarcastic Blonde’s Gift Guides!

I created a Holiday Tab on the top menu bar so that you can easily access these posts throughout the coming weeks! 

When I started to compile my monogram gift guide, I quickly realized that there will be about 4 more personalized/monogram gift guides…. they are always my favorite and I can never help myself!
I decided to break it down into categories, so there will be plenty more to come in the next few weeks of accessories, decor, clothing, and more!

Today I focused on Jewelry (and Jewelry cases, etc)…..
Jewelry often requires extra time to prepare and ship before the holidays,
so I thought this would be a perfect place to start!

Some of my favorite finds below :

I love the traditional script necklaces

RIBBON LETTER MONOGRAM // BAR PENDANT // EXTRA LARGE MONOGRAM 

A few other options for the traditional script monogram necklace
(and one with a unique twist in the middle!) :

HANDCUT MONOGRAM NECKLACE // CUTOUT NECKLACE // RIMMED MONOGRAM NECKLACE 

 My monogrammed necklace that I get the most questions about is from when I was in college and I have no idea which website I found it from, but it looks most closely to the Moon & Lola necklaces (the one above on the far left).  It’s a single initial necklace (T) that looks like a 3 initial necklace, and if I find it I’ll let you all know!

I love the Asymmetrical necklaces below!
The gift set on the left has my initial necklace that I always wear and a set of earrings for a steal! The Maya Brenner is more of a splurge.


GIFT SET : INITIAL NECKLACE + EARRINGS // ASYMMETRICAL INITAL NECKLACE 

 

I just adore this gold + pearl necklace with monogram detail.
This is such an amazing gift for a special occasion!
I would have loved to wear this to rehearsal dinner or wedding events with new monogram! 

// SOUTHERN LIVING MONOGRAM NECKLACE // 

The pave rings are a total steal and a fun something special if you want a little bling with your monogram.
All of these are under $100, most under $50!

BAND RING // CUSHION SET PAVE // WRAP-AROUND INITIAL // PAVE RING // SIGNET RING

These are the monogrammed earrings my husband got me for Christmas a few years ago. 
// MONOGRAM POST EARRINGS // 
mine are a size small I believe! 

A few other earrings that I love:
The first set of earrings is only $25! Insane!

 MONOGRAM PEARL BACK STUDS // CIRCLE STUDS // PAVE STUDS 

A statement bracelet or a simple bracelet, both are beautiful!

TORTOISE CUFF // SILVER OR GOLD BANGLE 

Of course, with all this jewelry you need somewhere to store it!
I have gifted the first leather monogrammed travel case for Christmas before and love it.  It’s a great size and keeps everything safe in your suitcase.
And I love the shape + colors of the jewelry tray – so gorgeous on a nightstand or in a bathroom.


TRAVEL CASE // JEWELRY TRAY // JEWELRY BOX 

Hope you all are excited for the gift guides!
If you have any Gift Guide requests, please send them my way!
I’ll be sprinkling the in over the next few weeks!

 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Holiday, holiday gifts

:: The Sarcastic Blonde’s Favorite Things of Oprah’s Favorite Things ::

November 6, 2017

:: The Sarcastic Blonde’s Favorite Things of Oprah’s Favorite Things ::


You know the debate?  The debate that starts every year around this time? Questionining if it’s time to start celebrating the holidays? If It’s too soon?
Well…. there is one woman that can put an end to that question.
And that woman is Oprah.
And Oprah has released her Oprah’s Favorite Things for 2017.

So, let the Holidays commence!!!!
Or at least the shopping aspect!

….. can we please get the Oprah Show back on? Because this episode was THE BEST!

editors note : One thing on her list that I was going to include but then didn’t but then am like “Why have I been thinking about this so much??” 23 & Me. The advertising is really getting to me with the 23 & me. Everywhere I turn, I see or hear a commercial and now I’m like “I DO need to know where I came from!!!” reality : do I care???? 
I figured out why it has me grabbed : The “Getting to Knoooooooow you” song in the commercial.  It’s a killer.  I realize that I will be signing it all day long.  Whoever did that deserves a serious pay raise.  Well done.  Hashtag slow clap. 

anyways….. let’s start with the edible gifts first!
…. obviously….. 

:: FOOD :: 

:: Caroline’s Cakes :: 

Oprah Says : According to Gayle, Caroline’s Cakes is famous for its caramel cake, but one bite of the seven-layer coconut cake takes me right back to Sunday afternoons in Mississippi, with my grandmother in the kitchen cracking eggs and shaving fresh coconut.
TSB Says : Does this not look so insanely amazing?!
Something about a million thin layers of cake just looks so perfectly delicious.

:: Cheese Knife :: 

Oprah Says : Goodbye, cluttered cheese platter: Here are three knives in one. The sharp edge cuts cleanly through firm cheese, the pointy tip breaks an aged cheese into shards, and the entire blade spreads soft cheeses. I’d give this with a ripe wedge of something delicious.
TSB Says: Who doesn’t need a good cheese knife? And you only need one that does it all!

:: Truffle Salt :: 

Oprah Says : I took the truffle and rosemary sea salt out of my bag at a restaurant, and the waiter asked, “You travel with that?” I said, “Do you have it here?” It wouldn’t be Favorite Things without truffles!
TSB Says : Truffles.  Enough Said.

:: Air Fryer and Toaster Oven :: 

Oprah Says : A toaster oven that bakes, broils, toasts, and has a built-in air fryer? What else can you ask for?
TSB Says : Everyone I know that has an air fryer absolutely LOVES it.  Such a great, easy way to make your favorite foods healthier.

:: Frozen Dessert Maker :: 

Oprah Says : We have a winner! In goes the frozen fruit, out comes silky sorbet. Did I mention that frozen berries and bananas equal zero Weight Watchers points, that the price is amazing, and that I make a soft-serve treat every night?
TSB Says : Now, if I’m honest, I don’t feel the need to make my own frozen desserts when Halo Top is down the street at Publix, but not everyone is as lazy as me…….

 

:: CLOTHING :: 

:: Tory Sport Track Pants :: 

Oprah Says : Reese Witherspoon turned me on to Tory Burch’s new sport line, and I owe her one. These track pants go with everything: a sweater and boots or heels and a blazer. I’m hooked.
TSB Says : Do I need another pair of pants to give the illusion I am heading to work out, even when that is absolutely not gonna happen? Obviously.

:: Barefoot Dreams Pajamas :: 

Oprah Says : I am a student of pajamas. In fact, the reason I started Favorite Things 21 years ago was that I had a great pair to share. The only drawback with my latest loves is that they’re so soft and stretchy, you won’t want to wear anything else.
TSB Says : My husband is so firmly against me having ANY more pajamas that cover everything except my neck it’s insane.  Same goes with Robes.  And socks.  It’s just pure temptation over here every night (insert gif).
So clearly I am in love with these.

:: Emijay Sweatshirt :: 

Oprah Says : Now, this is my travel gear. Chic sweatwear proves it’s possible to end a long plane or car ride without looking like a crumpled napkin.
TSB Says : Love this to throw on to head to a workout (or pretend I am en route to workout!)

:: Slipper Socks :: 

Oprah Says : put on these cozy sock slippers for the Favorite Things shoot, and I loved them! So will anyone you give them to, from toddlers to grandmas.
TSB Says : See above, under the PJ’s and my husband’s disappointment every night.

:: Emu Slide Slippers :: 

Oprah Says : My stepmother had furry pink slippers in 1968, and in 2017, chic women everywhere are wearing them out to lunch. Give a pair to a stylish friend and make her day.
TSB Says : These are obnoxious and I’m even more in love with them because of that.

:: HEALTH + FITNESS :: 

:: BeatSX Headphones :: 

Oprah Says : These lightweight wireless earphones really put a great-sounding song in my heart. They charge superfast (five minutes will give you up to two hours of tunes), and the magnetic buds cling together, making them easy to keep around your neck
TSB Says : I have yet to find a pair of comfortable headphones that stay put!
I’m honestly doubting they exist!

:: Spanx Active Leggings :: 

Oprah Says : Workout leggings that slim you? I’ll take two, please. The SLIM-X performance fabric of these Spanx with a double-layer waistband is lighter than air, but they still manage to smooth all over. Thank you, Sara Blakely!
TSB Says : No such thing as too many pairs of leggings, especially when they have a high waist and suck it all in.

:: Commuter Bicycle :: 

Oprah Says : This bike is a monochromatic masterpiece, a work of art that truly moves you—its two gears shift automatically. It’s light and made to last, with a basket built into the frame. You can choose from eight shades, but I can’t wait to ride my brand-new white one around Santa Barbara.
TSB Says : In Atlanta, I think you have a death sentence if you choose to ride a bike.  But for everyone else, how cute are these!

:: Phillips Sonicare :: 

Oprah Says : The first Sonicare made the list 20 years ago, and it’s only gotten better—literally one of my favorite things that I use twice a day. This year’s version is a smart toothbrush with an app that gives feedback on brushing habits, supereffective brush heads for different cleaning modes, and sensors to adjust intensity or tell you if you missed a spot. Trust me, you’ll look for excuses to brush.
TSB Says : If you do not own a Sonicare yet, you really need to get on it.  They are the absolute best.  Your mouth will never feel clean again without it!

:: GIFTS + ACCESSORIES FOR HER :: 

:: CZ Drop Earrings :: 

Oprah Says : These cubic zirconia earrings are playful enough for jeans, but I think I could get away with them for a black-tie affair. They sure look like the real deal.
TSB Says : Love these! Especially the diamond set.  Such a great gift for any lady in your life.

:: Pepper Sunglasses :: 

Oprah Says : People, these are the glasses! Tinted readers designed for outdoors, they let you see fine print and give your eyes UV400 protection to boot.
TSB Says : Great gift for parents and grandparents – who doesn’t need sunglasses they can read in!? No more layering the readers with the sunnies.

:: Earring Gift Set :: 

Oprah Says : Confession: I waited until I was 51 to get my ears pierced. You probably know someone who did it sooner—she’ll be thrilled to unwrap this pretty set of five pairs of gold-plated earrings. And you can’t beat that price!
TSB Says : Studs are my hands down go to . I love me some simple gold + pearl or gold + diamond studs.
You can choose from four different sets of 5 pairs of earrings for under $50

:: Stackable Jewelry Box :: 

Oprah Says : I keep promising myself I won’t put yet another jewelry box on Favorite Things, but these two-piece versions showed up with compartments for watches and eyeglasses, so how could I resist?
TSB Says : I received a similar stackable jewelry box for my birthday this year and I love it!

:: OTHER FAVORITES :: 

:: Magnolia + Olive Trees :: 

Oprah Says : Yes, I have olive trees in my bedroom. Everyone said they’d never make it, but I keep them turned to the light and they get bigger every day. A tree is a forever gift. It’s sunshine and earth and water, and it just grows better with time.
TSB Says : Great hostess gift, house warming gift, or something for the woman who has everyone.

:: Buffalo Check and Herringbone Throw :: 

Oprah Says : Not only do I want to see this cashmere-soft throw on my sofa, but I’d also wrap it around my shoulders on a chilly night.
TSB Says : Similar to black leggings, there is no such thing as too many throws!

:: Corkcicle Stemless :: 

Oprah Says : Here’s a 12-ounce covered stainless steel cup that keeps hot things hot for four hours, cold things cold for nine hours, and soccer moms happy right through overtime.
TSB Says : I have these in the bigger size and LOVE em.  Especially at the beach + lake to keep your cocktails cold!

:: Shower Cap :: 

Oprah Says : It’s no secret that this country is deeply divided. But here’s one thing we can all agree on: Every woman needs a good shower cap! These turban-style numbers have quick-dry fabric and a waterproof lining.
TSB Says : A shower cap is something everyone should have but I feel like no one does!? These are hands down the cutest and most stylish shower caps I have ever seen!

:: Great Thought a Day Notepad :: 

Oprah Says : With 365 inspiring quotes—and space to write your own thoughts—these pads will make channeling your genius an everyday habit.
TSB Says : When will I finally start doing this ?!? #NewYearsResolution


I was going to write that the only thing missing on the list was BREAD,
but then I realized English Muffins are on the list…..
so, my moment was ruined.

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