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christmas, fashion, gift guide, Lifestyle

:: GIFT GUIDE : BRAVO + CHILL ::

OH-EM-GEE!!!! I’m so excited!!!! 
The BEST gift guide of them all y’all!!!!! 


If there is one thing you can rely on me for,
it’s my extensive knowledge in how to master unwinding on the couch with remote in hand. 
I will never steer you wrong on how to Netflix Bravo and chill….that’s a promise.
 There’s nothing like the warm glow of the nonsensical garbage on the screen in front of you 
to melt away the stress of the day.

 DRAPE FRONT CARDIGAN   //   SMART PHONE PROJECTOR   //  HALO TOP  //.  FASHION + PARIS COLORING BOOK 
MY-BOYFRIEND-ANDY-COHEN’S-BOOK   //.  MONOGRAMMED UGGS   //   STRIPED THROW BLANKET   //    NETFLIX ETSY PRINT 



// DRAPE FRONT CARDIGAN // 
I don’t know about you, but this is always how sexy I look while I Bravo + Chill. 
just give me a chaise lounge and a glass of wine and call me Mariah. 


// SMART PHONE PROJECTOR //
turn anything on your phone into a huge TV on the wall!
this would be so amazing for vacations or for anyone that travels a lot and has to spend a lot of time in hotel rooms!! 


//  HALO TOP  //
it’s just the best stuff ever – with no guilt! 
so you can have extra wine or pizza instead! 



// FASHION + PARIS COLORING BOOK // 
in case you feel like zoning out on the couch with just 
some background noise of Friends reruns


// MY-BOYFRIEND-ANDY-COHEN’S-BOOK // 

join my non-official book club and read this with me over the holidays, and then we will discuss after Christmas! 
his first book was great if you haven’t read any (the one that is not a diary/journal format).  the second is the same journal format like this. 

// MONOGRAMMED UGGS // 
in case you need to walk outside to greet the pizza delivery man or Postmates person, these are real shoes with soles so you’re good to go! 



// STRIPED THROW BLANKET // 
or my favorite CABLEKNIT THROW is on sale for $40 off right now! 


//  NETFLIX ETSY PRINT  // 

I need to add this to my gallery wall of nonsense. 





THINGS I MUST COMPLETE BEFORE I CAN WATCH NETFLIX   //   IF YOU CAN READ THIS BRING ME WINE  //  RAMON-ER PINOT GRIGIO  //  
THIS IS HOW YOU ADULT WINE GLASS   // STRIPED LOUNGE PANTS  //  CABLEKNIT SOCKS. //  FACE MASKS  //.  DONUT MUG   //  APPLE TV 




// THINGS I MUST COMPLETE BEFORE I CAN WATCH NETFLIX // 
the cutest note-pad that I ever did see.
perhaps so cute that I would actually finish everything on it….. 

gimme these socks.  hilarious. 

// RAMON-ER PINOT GRIGIO // 
the most important item of them all! 
If you can’t find Ramon-er Pinot Grigio, Kris Pinot Grigio is my favorite 🙂 
I like it even more than Santa Margherita

adults drink out of extra large wine glasses.
of course. Ramon-er would approve. 

// STRIPED LOUNGE PANTS // 
similar to old t-shirts, even the ones you never wear anymore like those 50 sorority tee shirts, you can never have too many cute lounge pants 

I seriously would live in these things.  
They look so warm but are so cute. 
these are my favorite inexpensive face masks that I 
always pick up when I’m at Target

a fun mug makes drinking your coffee or tea (or wine….)
that much more enjoyable. 


// APPLE TV // 
no explanation needed. it’s just a 100% must-have.  





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:: Gift Guide : Under $50 ::

Today I’m sharing gifts for her for under $50! 
From jewelry and purses to lounge wear, 
home decor to barware, 
there is something for every lady in your life!  



For the Coffee Drinker : 
Drink your morning away with the gold-accented MORNINGS BLOW MUG  or turn your coffee into iced cofee on the go with this ICED COFFEE MAKER. 
Jot down any thoughts or daily to-do’s in this MARBLE NOTEBOOK. 

For the Home Decor lover : 
I am in love with these   GOLD FLECKED VOTIVES in all different sizes.  And I have yet to see anything like these GLASS HURRICANES , especially at such a great price. 
Get the house smelling nice with a set of three MINI DIFFUSERS.
And my affinity for a cheeky graphic tee also applies to throw pillows, hence THE SNUGGLE IS REAL .  

For the girl who likes to Accessorize: 
There are tons of options for different colored jewels or pearls with these STUD or DANGLE EARRINGS   
GOLD MANTRA BRACELETS offer simple positive encouragement at a moments glance and fit perfectly into any bracelet stack.  
And a perfect purse to complete the outfit: a GREEN VELVET CROSSBODY BAG  or this SCALLOPED CROSS BODY. 
This MICHAEL KORS CARD HOLDER is perfect when you don’t have a big purse and don’t need to lug your huge wallet out for the night.  

For the Cocktail Connoisseur : 
COPPER SHOT GLASSES are sure to impress any guest.
And who doesn’t want an EXTRA LARGE WINE GLASS  when you’re treating yourself to just one? 

For comfy Weekend Lounging : 
Wake up looking adorable in this  PLAID PJ SET and keep your feet cozy with FLEECE LINED SOCKS  
These LIVE IN LEGGINGS are my favorite for barre and spin classes, or just wearing gym clothes in general like my husband likes to remind me 🙂 
If you have to venture outside into the cold, put on these CASHMERE GLOVES and throw on a pair of UGG BOOT SOCKS on under your boots to keep your toes extra warm. 



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:: GIFT GUIDE : THE HOSTESS ::

My second post of the day!?  WHO AM I?! 
See my FRIDAY THINGS post from earlier this morning below. 
not being able to sleep is benefitting you all today 🙂 


Tis the season for parties and cocktails and entertaining! 
This is arguably the most social time of the year, so hostess gifts need to be ready to go out the door with you to all of your festive occasions. 

It can be hard to give someone something special as a token for hosting you at a party; it’s especially difficult if you don’t know a persons taste, or more often if it’s the kind of person that has everything! 
But there are so many amazing little gifts, at equally amazing prices, that will wow any hostess and really show how much you care!

Everyone has a cookie cutters, but one you can personalize for any occasion?! 
Everyone has an apron, but one that looks like an adorable dress that you can wear while you finish up in the kitchen? Yes, please! 
Everyone has pot holders, but polka dotted ones with gold!? 
alright you get the idea…… enjoy some favorite finds below! 
and don’t even get me started on the little mini bar cart
 for drinks and canapés! too cute! 

column 1 : //  CUSTOMIZABLE COOKIE CUTTER  // EMOJI COCKTAIL NAPKINS  // LOVELY CUTTING BAORD // 
column 2 : //  EMBELLISHED APRON  //  PINEAPPLE MEASURING CUPS  // 
column 3 : //  POLKA DOT BAR SET  // GOLD COUNTDOWN FLUTES  //  TORTOISE SERVING SET  // 

column 1 ://  VOLUSPA MERCURY GLASS CANDLE  // ULTIMATE APPETIZER COOKBOOK // KNOT SERVING SET  // 
column 2 : //  POLKA DOT POT HOLDERS  //  MINI CART DRINK AND CANAPE DISPLAY  // 
column 3 : //  NAVY + GOLD PEDASTAL BOWL //  MARBLE + WOOD CUTTING BOARD // GOLD 4-IN-1 BAR TOOL  // 



//  CUSTOMIZABLE COOKIE CUTTER  // 
this is perhaps my favorite gift of the entire list.
it’s not just a one-time customizable cookie stamp, but you can change the letters out over and over again depending on the occasion! 
and it’s only $15!!! 

//  EMOJI COCKTAIL NAPKINS  //
fun and different and unexpected! 

// LOVELY CUTTING BAORD // 
an adorable cheese + cutting board is always a perfect gift option for anyone.
the gold detailing instantly makes it seem fancier. 

//  EMBELLISHED APRON  //  
this is just the cutest thing ever.  you can throw this over your outfit while finishing up dinner and cocktails and still look nice for any occasion. 

//  PINEAPPLE MEASURING CUPS  // 
we all pineapple are all the rage right now….. this would be so cute sitting out on the counter as a kitchen accessory while not in use.  

//  POLKA DOT BAR SET  // 
cute and easy gift to give – and you can never have too many bottle openers when having a party.  if you’re anything like me somehow everyone is always hunting for it and you have no idea where it is! 

//  GOLD COUNTDOWN FLUTES  //  
I have numbered wine glasses that I got as an engagement gift and love them.
these not only help with the “was this my glass?” predicament, but these are perfect for a New Years Eve celebration! 

//  TORTOISE SERVING SET  // 
we still somehow don’t have a cake serving set?
I am obsessed with tortoise shell so I love these pieces. 

//  VOLUSPA MERCURY GLASS CANDLE  // 
ever since receiving a large one of these mercury glass candles I am obsessed.
it perfectly completes a coffee table or nook anywhere in your house too which is an added bonus.  

//  ULTIMATE APPETIZER COOKBOOK // 
you can never have too many cookbooks! 
and appetizers are my favorite food of all 🙂 I could do sides and apps and no main dish all day everyday. 

//  KNOT SERVING SET  // 
perfectly classic, any lady would love it. 

//  POLKA DOT POT HOLDERS  //  
I don’t know about you, but my pot holders look absolutely NOTHING like this.
I am obsessed.  they are just too cute. 

//  MINI CART DRINK AND CANAPE DISPLAY  // 
anything mini is an instant win for me, but a mini bar cart to display your treats and cocktails!? be still my heart.
this would be such a crowd pleaser at a party for presentation.  

//  NAVY + GOLD PEDASTAL BOWL //
gorgeous serving piece in my favorite colors.    

//  MARBLE + WOOD CUTTING BOARD //
there’s no such thing as too many serving pieces! 

// GOLD 4-IN-1 BAR TOOL  // 
this aesthically pleasing bar tool will look great sitting on the bar, and then instantly transforms into an ice breaker, corkscrew, liquid measurer, and bottle opener all in one! 


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christmas, fashion, favorite things, Lifestyle

:: gift guide : for the traveler ::

Today I am sharing another gift guide for the holidays, 
this time focusing on gifts for the traveler! 

In the past couple years, I feel like I have traveled a crazy amount.  For someone who doesn’t travel for work, I am always at the airport + on an airplace.  First it was weddings and bachelor/bachelorette parties, and then I was flying back and forth from Chicago to Atlanta to see family, and now friends are scattered across the country from me and I’m lucky enough to use any excuse to hop on a plane.
Having a Companion Pass and traveling for free with my husband has also added to the increase in traveling.  
Thank you Southwest 🙂 I heart you. 
I’m on airplanes far too often and I did extensive planning for our long flight for Italy, so take a look at some great gifts below for the frequent flier or for anyone who just wants to pack a little smarter for a vacation!
 a lot of these are the perfect stocking stuffer size and price! 

:: GIFT GUIDE FOR THE TRAVELER ::

MASON TRAVEL BAG : you know I am obsessed with this thing.  and I will never stop recommending it. ANDDD I was just watching The Big Bang Theory and it is Bernadette’s Hospital Bag! She has the burgandy/ox-blood color 🙂  It seriously would be a perfect hospital bag….. the characters and the writer’s of that show are obviously geniuses, so if you don’t believe me, believe them.


MINI STRAIGHTENER : trust me when I say that having small hair products is a life saver.  this travel straightener is only $30 which makes it a complete steal, and it’s so much less space in your travel bag.  hotels always have hair dryers that you can use, but they are usually straight out of 1980.  this lightweight and COLLAPSIBLE HAIRDRYER would be a great thing to have too.


PORTABLE PHONE BATTERY : because let’s face it,  they come in so many cute prints, but this FLORAL CHARGER and PINEAPPLE CHARGER are my favorites.


PINCH PROVISIONS AIRPLANE KIT : trust me.  you’ll need something, if not tons of things, from this when you are on a flight.  plus it takes up zero space! this makes such a great inexpensive gift for anyone and everyone – and is the perfect stocking stuffer size.


CASHMERE SCARF : it starts out hot, then gets freezing, then hot again.  Pick a nice scarf that will last you, in a lightweight but warm material, and ideally in a neutral that will match as much of your clothing for the trip as possible.


SPANX LEGGINGS : I prefer to wear maxi dresses in the warm months, but basically anything but shorts (ew…. bare thighs and skin touching the airport seats and airplane seats…. nay nay fluffy) but if I can’t get away with a dress I wear leggings.  and if you’re like me it’s something you would be packing to wear at some point on your trip anyway.


FOLDABLE TRAVEL FLATS : pick a pair of flats you’ll wear on your trip, or stow these foldable beauties in your carry on to change in to when needed.  I love these TORTOISE SHELL FLATS but a great SOLID FOLDABLE FLAT in cream, black, or navy would be perfect too.


LUGGAGE SCALE : just do it.  don’t act like you haven’t needed one in the past.


TAKE CHARGE CHARGING ORGANIZER : keep all of your necessities for your phone/computer/ear-buds all in one easy to access, super-cute spot.  another perfect stocking stuffer!! 

COMPRESSION PACKING CUBES : some people may only use these for bigger trips, but Kip and I use them for every trip, even a short weekend.  It is a great way to fit as much as you can into your suitcase but also to pack in an organized manner.


a few more specific items, especially perfect for longer flights :
MOTION SICKNESS WRISTBAND : if you are one of those people that could even possibly get neaseous, have some on hand.  people swear by them.  I’m getting some for my sister for our flight to the Caymans for Christmas because she had a rough time this past weekend on our flight to Boston.


COLLAPSIBLE WATER BOTTLE : I’m insane and drink more water than anyone I know.  Especially for long flights or for big trips, this is a necessity.  It was a lifesaver for our Italy trip.


MOLDED EYE MASK : a necessity for long flights.  this one will keep from messing up any eye make-up (or from smooshing your eyelashes for you lucky ladies I envy with super long lashes)


UNIVERSAL MINI ADAPTER : again, if going abroad, gotta have it and this one will work for any trip to any other countries you take in the future.  plus, it’s mini and has cute colors! 

I’ve been e-mailing with a few readers about our Italy trip a year or so ago answering some questions.




I realized I never did a Rome recap …. oops…. so unlike me right? 🙂



I’m adding that to my list! 



We are possibly going back to Italy for a wedding in July….. not completely finalized yet if we can make it, but I am keeping my fingers crossed that we make it to Lake Como! 






In the meantime while I get my act together and finish the final recaps,



 check out my travel necessities for long international trips with this


PACKING FOR 2 WEEKS IN ITALY POST



and also my recap of the following cities


VENICE RECAP


SIENA RECAP


FLORENCE RECAP 


POSITANO RECAP PART I 


POSITANO RECAP PART II 






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fashion, health, Lifestyle

:: GIFT GUIDE : FITNESS LOVER ::

First of all, my apologies in thinking that Ladies of London had started when it hadn’t!  AHH!
 I am delusional.  The shame and guilt for leading you all astray is real.


The season premiere was last night — I hope I didn’t mess anyone and their DVR’s up! 


We decorated our tree last night, so I was only able to watch This is Us last night and part of the Lea Remini Scientology show.  Was everything amazing?! Ladies of London?! I have some serious catching up to do tonight for Coffee Talk!





Today I am back with another gift guide!! 





Today’s gifts are geared towards the fitness lover.


 These also make great gifts since January is right around the corner.  If you or anyone you know is like the majority, new years resolutions will include being healthier or working out more, or simply trying to cook more meals at home, and all of the gifts below are perfect for that! 






:: GIFT GUIDE FOR THE FITNESS LOVER :: 



FITBIT ALTA  //   SWELL WATER BOTTLE  //  EXERCISE? OR EXTRA FRIES? TANK 


VEGGIE SPIRALIZER  //  SKINNYTASTE FAST + SLOW COOKBOOK  //  NUTRIBULLET


COLORBLOCK LEGGINGS  //  FOAM ROLLER  //  AFTER THIS WE’RE GETTING PIZZA GYM BAG and BOTTLE  //  DIAMOND EAR BUDS







If you’ve been debating a fitness tracker for awhile, the Fitbit Alta seems to be the best option there is.  It has amazing reviews unlike other trackers or older models.  This one also can show text messages and calendar alerts in addition to monitoring your sleep, activity levels, and more. 






By now I’m sure you know how much everyone loves their Swell water bottles  for keeping their water cold or other drinks warm.  The hard part is choosing a design! I love this beautiful blue ikat pattern so much but the options are endless.



You know I’m a sucker for a graphic tee. I just can’t help myself.  And one involving fries? Sold! This “Exercise? I thought you said Extra Fries!” tank is too darn cute.   




Everyone is all about the spiralizer this year!! Make pasta-free and beautiful dishes without the guilt, and avoid paying lots of money for pre-spiralized veggies at places like Whole Foods, with this inexpensive favorite kitchen gadget.  






It’s a Love/Hate relationship with this foam roller. 


But it’s a necessity and hurts so good after just a couple of minutes.





The nutribullet was one of the best purchases I made this year. Seriously.


I bought a refurbished one off of Amazon for super cheap incase I ended up not liking it, and I love it.  It blends through everything in seconds for a quick and delish breakfast or snack. 





Nothing gets you more in the mood to workout than cute clothes!  I love these colorblock leggings and they are on sale for only $22 today. Workout clothes don’t have to be expensive to be cute!





There is no cuter gym bag in the world than this after this we’re getting pizza workout bag and bottle. Sometimes (most of the time) you need that meal as motivation 🙂 





Some girly bling for your music with diamond ear buds ; nothing worse than working out without music as a distraction (or TV/Netflix in my case….) 





I absolutely love the first cookbook from skinnytaste.  I know that this skinnytaste fast and slow cookbook will be no different, and especially in the winter months it is so nice to come home to warm a meal in the crockpot after work! 







Other ideas any girl is sure to love:


 A Classpass membership (the first month is only $19!), classes to their favorite studio, or joining Tone It Up.   And as I’m sure we all know, don’t go gifting workout classes to someone who has no interest …. something tells me that will end badly for you 🙂 so know your audience! 







Something no one would ever be upset with would be a massage of course!  


Pamper someone for all the hard work they’ve put in and work out those sore muscles!  





Happy Gifting! 








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:: let the gift guides begin ::

Sorry for my absence yesterday!
I have been having computer difficulties and it froze about 15 times yesterday so I finally just gave up and cozied up with some Netflix and a magazine and some tea before bed.

I tried again last night for my first gift guide and it was as if I was on the computers from 3rd grade playing Oregon Trail.
But I knew I had to get the gift guides going! 
Going forward, I’ll have more “theme” oriented guides, but I thought I’d do a random assortment to start 
(aka I was at the mercy of my messed up Mac) 

Happy Gift Giving!!! 

BLANKET   // PILLOW  // SOCKS  //  PHONE CASE  // DYSFUNCTION SIGN  
PINEAPPLE TUMBLER  // PUFFER VEST  //  EARRINGS  // FUR COLLAR 


This is my second or third year including this fleece lined cable knit blanket because it is our favorite thing in the entire world.  It is definitely time for us to buy a second one because we both want to have it with us on the couch every night.   Seriously y’all…. best gift you will give to ANYONE.
Also, Pottery Barn is having 20% off of their throws and free shipping.

A cute throw pillow to pull out year after year with your Christmas decorations.

These adorable fleece lined socks are the perfect things to keep feet warm in the winter months. 

A marble iPhone case with the perfect gold details. 

I am in love with this dysfunctional holiday sign.  Hilarious.  Perfect thing for our bookshelves I’ve got to have it! 

When you aren’t drinking out of this gold pineapple tumbler, it’ll look just as cute as decor on a bar cart or anywhere else. 

There’s no such thing as too many puffer vests if you ask me.  These come in a dozens of colors and prints, and are all on sale. 
J.Crew Factory is still having 40%-60% off everything.Yes, erry-thang! 

The perfect holiday earrings to dress up any look.  These come in several color options, too. 

This faux fur collar would be a great final finish to any look, and the price can’t be beat.  

Let the gift giving begin! 
I think we are going to do the Christmas decorations at our house this coming weekend too….. a few days before Thanksgiving is waiting long enough, right? 


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