If you didn’t feel for her, you have a heart of ice.
And since they aired how she was already in love with Brooks, like, three times before.
Monday’s 2 hours of what I feel will be her dumping the other 2 and then everyone going home alone is going to just be miserable.
silver lining: the crop top is adorable, so she looks great while he stomps all over her heart and ruins everything.
love the knee highs, very mean girls-esque.
Gretchen’s mom seemed real thrilled didn’t she?
I can’t handle it.
that’s not where your eye goes?
BECAUSE LOOK AT HIS FACE!
But a little bit of obvious advice: if you are hiding assets and income, don’t go on a television show!! And you can’t really hide your income from said television show, dumbasses.
I had no idea Joe wasn’t a US Citizen. And I really can’t believe they were on WWHL the night before they showed up to the arraignment?
I have to requote the always hilarious d.listed:
“No word yet if Teresa’s greedy hair line was also charged with grand theft for stealing half of her forehead.”
Who are these people? If I were ever to be eating next to any of them I would have to stand up and leave.
His one liners are some of the best I’ve ever heard; he figures people out and knows how to insult them instantly, which I feel is a rare and admirable quality. {slow clap}.
Another thing I admire about Jeff?
His photobombing abilities.
You know how much worse it is in the confessional thing, but I thought taking an iPhone picture of my TV would be going a little too far.
{not like I haven’t done it before}.
I will say, all of the paparazzi shots during her preganancy were horrid, because of her horrid ensembles. But she does look very pretty on the show when she isn’t squeezing into herve leger dresses at 7 months preg. Even the bikini in Greece!
Way to to end it on a high note!
until next week…..
