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The Sarcastic Blonde

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:: 40% Off Sale + Shirtdress + Friday Randoms ::

October 5, 2018

Cheers to Friday!
This scorcher of a week flew by, and I’m ready for the weekend!
We’re heading to USC (South Carolina) to visit Kip’s little brother for the weekend.
I’m sure I’ll feel officially old as hell…. I haven’t been on a college campus since I graduated from Miami of Ohio TOO LONG AGO.  I miss it so much!
The football game is a noon game, so we will be getting up and hitting the road by 6:30 in the morning to make it in time to tailgate. Kill me.
A couple other family members are coming in too so we should have a great time in the RECORD HEAT.
I’m planning on wearing my shift dress that I live in because 1) It’s SC colors-ish and 2) I’m hoping it will hide the puddle of sweat that will no doubt be surrounding my ass and thighs the moment we sit down in that stadium.
Oh, and a friend is letting me borrow a beautiful clear plastic purse for the stadium as well.  I’m just going to look GLORIOUS! 
Follow along on instagram to see me pretending to keep up with a bunch of 18-21 year olds. I’m sure it’ll be comical.

I have a HUGE weekend sale to share with you!
J.Crew has 40% off sitewide with code BIGSALE! 
Wahoo!!!!

My favorite tops lately (I wore the blue and white out to dinner last night!) are a steal.

// FLORAL TOP // runs true to size, I am in a S 

The sweater coat from Monday that comes in 6 adorable colors is 40% off too!
This is the PERFECT fall staple!

// SWEATER COAT, size down! 2 sizes! // 
// RAG & BONE JEANS // SIMILAR BOOTIES //

and today I wanted to share this striped shirtdress, also 40% off!
It comes in a couple different colors and stripe patterns, and it makes me feel LONDON READY!
Although it’ll be too cold I think in London……
( I’m so used to 90 degrees I think I’m going to freeze to death there at the end of the month when the low is in the 40’s!)

// SHIRTDRESS , runs small, size up one //

Also, THANK YOU for your London Rec’s!
You all are the best – and keep ’em coming!!

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Another HUGE sale!
The Dermstore Friends & Family Sale for 20% off!! 
 Now is the time to stock up! I can’t recommend my all time favorite Dennis Gross Peel Pads (that I *cut in half* to double the product) enough – snag em while they’re on sale!

See more about why I love it in this post. 
ALSO.  I’ll say it again.  Sign up FOR EBATES! You get 8% cash back at the Dermstore! EIGHT!  Literally almost EVERY site gives you cash back except for Nordstrom.  That’s pretty much the only one! 

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A Netflix show about Baking + Halloween.
(I’m still working my way through the new season of Great British Bake Off, the best show in the history of television)

It’s time for another Royal Wedding! Princess Eugenie is getting married and here’s how you can watch on TLC next weekend. 

If you’re a RHONJ fan, Danielle Staub was on Wendy Williams discussing anything and everything.  (I’m very mixed, mostly no thanks with NJ).

How to survive an overnight flight Jet Lag Free (we take off at 10 PM for our London flight so am hoping to sleep all night on the plane and land ready to go! We always take a night flight and it seems to help big time!) 

I haven’t varied from my peanut butter smoothie in over a year, but in case you are a normal person unlike me and like to change it up, here are 15 smoothies from Lauren Conrad’s nutritionist. 

I’ve been trying to catch up on Jersey Shore (why stop watching the trash now, ya know?) and the situation with Ron and his Baby Mama is always going to bad to horrible to worse than you could imagine.  Now they are “better than ever”.  Ridiculous.

Decorating your front porch for fall (if fall ever arrives…..) 

A Womens Well Being Checklist – with gifs! (and I don’t think I’ll ever know my actual bra size……) 

Why can’t I dance like this? 

 

Have a great weekend!!! 

 

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  1. Gillian says: October 6, 2018 at 12:22 am

    You can watch the latest version of the Great British bake off on channel 4 on demand – https://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-great-british-bake-off/ – just use a VPN to watch it. You’re welcome 😉

    • TheSarcasticBlonde says: October 9, 2018 at 4:12 pm

      Oooooo! Thanks Gillian!

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