discuss amongst ya-selves…….
:: SUMMER HOUSE ::
I just love this show so much.
I just love this show so much.
Everett and Lindsay are insane. You’re too old for wasted fighting every single weekend and slapping your boyfriend across the face (well… the slapping is at no age appropriate)
Everett’s facial expressions when he is drunk and pissed off are so extreme that they look like he’s acting or something? He gets seriously crazy.
although I did appreciate his “sayo-freakin-nara” break up line. that was pretty solid.
Drunk Kyle apologies to anything (chips…. walls… air….) and everyone 700 times despite not being involved in any of it.
See?! I knew I liked Kyle! He says sorry even when it doesn’t apply 🙂
But truly, Everett and Lindsay are doomed.
They go wine tasting the day after this, because Kyle refuses to let these people ruin his #SundayFunday
but alas, the fights continue.
Then Lindsay wants to hold a house meeting to keep Christina from coming to the house because only 5 people’s names are on the lease.
editors note: her name doesn’t have an H but I don’t feel like correcting it every time, so it stays. I have enough typo’s in these Coffee Talks to worry about…..amiright!? pah-reach.
editors note: her name doesn’t have an H but I don’t feel like correcting it every time, so it stays. I have enough typo’s in these Coffee Talks to worry about…..amiright!? pah-reach.
Seriously? A house meeting? Right in front of her?
Kyle says it is : “Next level mind eff warfare.
When guys have a fight, we just splash some water on each others faces.
She throwing someones career under the bus.”
I’m sorry but the common thread in all of the house issues is Lindsay.
So my guess is Lindsay is the real problem here.
Also, I like Christina’s extreme facial expressions better.
Carl continues to climb the ladder of douchery week after week.
Carl: “Lauren is super fun, smart, intellectual. I don’t know what to do with that.”
Lauren – you are way too good for this loser!!
Then fit model Jacqueline is back and she and Carl are all over each other.
Lauren, RUN. PUH lease.
In conclusion, a complement to all.
Slow clap to all of these people being able to Sunday Funday it up like it’s the first day of a week long vacation and then get up at 4 or 5 AM and drive back to the city for work.
I want to be friends with ALL of you based solely on that.
:: BACHELOR ::
One thing I can commend Nick on in his ability to send girls home left and right.
And that’s about it…..
I think 6 girls got sent home? And I think we’ve barely heard more than 6 sentences come out of his mouth.
And the sentences we have heard, I can barely understand.
He needs a speech therapist.
ASAP.
Thank Goodness Corinne is still there though, because even him crying constantly isn’t entertaining enough to keep me interested in this show. I full blown scroll instagram now and go into the dark hole of Pinterest while the show is on. Hell, I’ll even have conversations throughout it because I know I’m not missing anything.
The Russian dental hygienist Kristina takes the cake for this season’s sad story.
Earlier we had the drug overdose fiance, which was very sad, from the blonde 30+ year old neonatal nurse with the voice of an infant. {still don’t know how you can be engaged to someone with NO clue they do drugs?}
Enter Kristina, with a horrible childhood and mom that didn’t want her, orphanage, fleeing Russia without her sister, etc. It’s so, so sad.
What I’m really trying to say is……
Jubilee from Ben’s season is PISSED. The no family story was hers first.
At least she still wins over Kristina with being emotionally damanged and closed off?
The group date is a total bore and also a disaster.
All of the girls are scattered about the date location crying alone about the lack of time with Nick.
They don’t want group dates!
They don’t want volleyball!
Where’s Corinne when we need her to come in here and explain how dating on The Bachelor works?
Jasmine has played the role of the girl who has never gotten any one on one time thus far this season. This person usually is so mentally unhinged that when that time does finally come, they go insane.
And just as producers have planned, Jasmine takes the bait and does just that, discussing her desire to choke him over not getting a rose and then making it even more uncomfortable by taking it to a sexual choking level.
I mean….. wow.
At that point you can’t even blame the producers because you have taken it to a whole new level of crazy that can only come from the inside.
Nick sends both of the girls home on his 2-on-1 date and I still cant figure out why?
And then he goes to the hotel to cry to the girls and walks out in a huge dramatic scene probably waiting for someone/all of them to come running after him.
WHAT UNIVERSE IS THIS?
The Bachelor is having crying fits and waiting for the women to rush after him to console him?
NO WONDER YOU ARE SINGLE.
Actually…. there are a LOT of reasons besides this…..
:: NICK ON LIVE WITH KELLY ::
Nick was on Live with Kelly this week with her husband Mark Consuelos as the co-host.
Nick sits there and mumbles says absolutely nothing.
Nothing. Much like he does on The Bachelor.
Kelly and Mark are really funny commenting on things and he just…. sits there? And says “thanks” to things that are definitely not complements.
They rip into him a little bit and say he just needs to stay single, and they both laugh at his “riveting” responses. I loved it.
I feel like I want Juan Pablo back….. maybe even Farmer Chris???
All of these Bachelors just are awful. But in all seriousness…..
WHERE IS A NEW GUY THAT IS SUCCESSFUL AND HOT LIKE ANDREW FIRESTONE CIRCA 2003 WHEN WE NEED HIM?!
WHERE IS A NEW GUY THAT IS SUCCESSFUL AND HOT LIKE ANDREW FIRESTONE CIRCA 2003 WHEN WE NEED HIM?!
:: VANDERPUMP ::
Tom and Katie spend $18 per invitation and don’t put a line for the guests to write their names on the RSVP card.
So they have no idea who is coming the wedding.
KARMA IS A BITCH TO BITCHES KATIE. KARMA IS A BITCH.
So they have no idea who is coming the wedding.
KARMA IS A BITCH TO BITCHES KATIE. KARMA IS A BITCH.
Um. Joe Simpson. Making an appearance. In this episode. Was the only thing to get me through.
MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOOR.
What do you think Jessica + Ashlee think of this whole thing?
And what are their family gatherings like?
He was so disgusting…. and talking about the gut in and penis out thing?
WOOF.
Also…. TOM. Watching Tom doing this modeling stuff is 10x better than just watching him straighten his hair and apply make-up at their apartment.
ALSO. Why was Tom bringing in a 12 pack of Coors to Joe’s house for the shoot?
Did that creep anyone else out???
Joe: “I’d love to take modeling photos of you… I think you could be really successful…. just come to my house and we’ll do it here… and bring some alcohol too it’ll be fun.”
I want to see more of Pandora’s home
(that was gifted to her, fully furnished and completed, for her 30th birthday. Because that’s normal).
Not necessarily because I love it, but because I felt like there was SO MUCH to look at that I didn’t get a good look at anything. It seemed like the scale of everything in there was meant for a home as grand as LVP’s with 30 foot ceilings and like it made no sense in her home.
not saying it wasn’t nice and expensive!
just couldn’t see past the pastel pink and white faux fur blinding me and I need a second look!
I have nothing else to say about the episode because once James’ girlfriend Raquel starting talking I had to cover my ears and scream “la-la-la” to get her voice out of my head.
:: WWHL ::
After Vanderpump Monday, Scheana was on and
WOW was her right eye WONKY.
Was it the eyelashes? It was crazy
:: SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIM ISSUE ::
My commitment to the SI Swim Issue is on par with never missing the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
Can you even believe Christie Brinkley in this bathing suit??
I mean, please Dear Lord, let me look like her somehow in the future now.
I’ll take whatever she’s having.
I think the issue comes out Monday the 13th!!
:: REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS ::
We start this weeks episode talking about
THE AGENCY.
We are in fact now doing entire trips around
THE AGENCY.
This is truly blowing my mind.
I love you Mauricio…. but seriously….
Eden meets with LVP and explains to her that everything she is saying about Kim/Kyle came straight from BigLipsMcGee Rinna.
Fair enough. It did.
And there’s no denying it when every sentence Eden said is followed up by a clip airing with the sentence coming from Rinna first. But honestly.
Let Rinna say it and get herself involved in a mess that is none of her business and be done.
Stay out of it! Just because you were an addict/your sister was an addict does not mean you can go hurl yourself into their lives.
And as the rest of the episode reiterates, when the ladies are discussing it in Mexico, it still doesn’t mean you aren’t annoying as hell.
You may be off the hook for the one Rinna thing, but you are still straight up coo coo.
I think hearing her on the Podcast for Kate Casey has really upped my UGHHH factor for Eden because she wasn’t bad this week and only defended herself which is fair. So I felt the need to explain my serious UGHH factor on her 🙂 because the UGH is real.
It looks like things get nuts the next couple of weeks….
and it looks like there is a lot of Kim…. (editors note : UGH.)
and WOAH what is that one Erika Jayne look!?
Not the one where she is crying “you don’t know what I go through” and looks a wee bit scary,
but the one where she has pink hair and looks a bit like a drag queen and a wee bit scary.
but the one where she has pink hair and looks a bit like a drag queen and a wee bit scary.
I. Can’t. Wait!!!
:: JOE ROGAN + LEAH REMINI PODCAST ::
So Leah taped this Podcast a few weeks ago, but I just caught wind of it and listened this week and she is great on it.
Who knew Joe Rogan had a Podcast?
note to self: I still need to do post on all my fav podcasts!
:: NEW BRAVO LOGO ::
My-boyfriend-Andy-Cohen and his network went and got themselves a whole new look, brand, and logo…..
I’m not sure if I love the new logo…..I kind of liked the bold colors they had before?
But I do like the new way they have the text/font on the lower left side of the screen for their alerts. For example, it has “WWHL up next with __insert guests name__” and it blends in so much more and is less distracting than it was before with everyones heads constantly popping up with all the colors? I feel like this whole part made no sense unless you watch as much Bravo as I do…..
But I do like the new way they have the text/font on the lower left side of the screen for their alerts. For example, it has “WWHL up next with __insert guests name__” and it blends in so much more and is less distracting than it was before with everyones heads constantly popping up with all the colors? I feel like this whole part made no sense unless you watch as much Bravo as I do…..
Thoughts? Discuss…..
:: IMPOSTERS ::
I noticed the new Logo when watching RHOBH and seeing all of the alert’s for Imposters coming up….
Imposters is the newest scripted series on Bravo, about a female con artist.
So obviously I taped it and watched…. I think I liked it?
I’ll give it a few episodes. I certainly enjoyed it more than some of the GGTD episodes I’ve seen lately, so at least it has that!
Did any of you watch?
but no scripted series will EVER rival Odd Mom Out. Ever.
:: JACKHOLE ::
Is Danielle really coming back to RHONJ?
I don’t think I can do this…..
:: JACKHOLE PART II ::
If I see one more commercial for 50 Shades of Grey I am going to
lose. ma. damn. mind.
mostly because of the song
“oh oh oh oh oh oh JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING YA NAME”
torturing me every 8 minutes.
It is NEVER ENDING.
They have payed some big bucks because it is immediately on after any show cuts to commercial and I am never fast enough to grab the remote and hit fast forward before “I DON’T WANNA LIVE….. FOREVER” slaps me in my ears all over again.
and I feel like I’ve already seen the entire movie and know exactly what happens.
editors note : sorry. rant complete. and this was the short version.
EDITORS NOTE :
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.
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I liked imposters, it's a definite watch! I like odd mom out of course, but I can't jump on that divorced mom's scripted show. ICK.
Don't even bother with Girlfriends Guide to Divorce. You are on the correct path with Odd Mom Out 🙂
Danielle?!?! I can't tell if I'm horrified or excited. Crap. I hate when that happens.
Haha me too I have completely opposing and conflicting emotions!
YES!!! Please to a post on your favorite Podcasts!!