discuss amongst ya-selves…..
:: DWTS ::
I am super into the racecar driver James Hinchcliffe this season.
He is shockingly SO good at dancing (and is also very quick witted so obviously I am obsessed with him.)
and then Tom Bergeron introduces actor Eddie Cahill to plug his new ABC show.
Who is Eddie Cahill you ask?
I wouldn’t recognize that name either, but when I saw the face of TAG, Rachel’s young assistant on Friends, I was like DAMN I AM OLD! LOOK AT HIM!?!?
He played a 22 year old on the show when Rachel was turning 33.
But then I googled and realized he is only 38….. just has the silver fox thing going on…. so I felt much better about my old ass.
:: RHNJ ::
If you’ve been thinking Teresa seems like a changed woman this season, you aren’t alone. Although I usually am of the belief that people can’t change too much, she does seem EXTREMELY tame and calm, especially compared to previous behavior.
But I NEVER would have thought she had changed this much :
Yoga with Danielle Staub ??
and she captions it ” loved catching up and bonding with Danielle at yoga”
WHAT?! No Words.
:: RHOC ::
Oh Lordly….. we pick up where we left off last week.
ya know…. Tamra breathing heavy not blinking and over botox’d in the back of the bus…..
The trip from Hell in Ireland continues.
Oh, and you know how last weeks episode ended with Bravo missing ALL of the footage?
So does this episode!!! But missing even more footage this time AND no one being mic’d.
FOR THE LOVE OF RAMONA PINOT GRIGIO COME ON WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????
The ladies head out to milk some cows.
This poor sweet man Joe at the Bailey’s Milk Farm.
THEY ARE SO RUDE.
YOU decided to come here, Joe didn’t make you.
Just milk the darn cows without screaming and drink a few sips of cream and say its amazing.
Seriously from the moment they got to Ireland they are mocking the accents or saying things like “they’re after me lucky charms” and screaming their brains out at these poor men (and poor cows).
They won’t even taste the cream at the farm? “I’m not drinking a beverage that is 50% cream….”
WTF?
Just milk the darn cows without screaming and drink a few sips of cream and tell the sweet man its delicious. Is it really that hard?
Then Vicki starts taking her NIPPLES OUT?
At dinner?! WHAT?!
So Meghan misses the whole dairy day, and then the next morning Meghan isn’t bike riding either?
How is this “meghan’s trip” and she hasn’t attended a single thing with the group – not a one.
Obviously she can’t participate in drinking, but she can go to the farm with the cows and she can ride a bike?
But, I guess it’s nice that she takes turns with the people who can’t be around the other person (Tamra and Kelly).
And she is smart for just avoiding the drama at all costs I suppose.
This is when my annoyance with Heather starts climbing and climbing quick…..
I’m so annoyed with her being such a hypocrite that things Kelly Dodd is saying are makings sense.
I will agree with Kelly on this: Since when does Heather Dubrow carry around a purse flask of Fireball? In what universe would that EVER happen?
Before their final dinner, Heather Shannon and Tamra have a pow-wow in the hotel room. clearly plotting the evenings sabotage…..
Heather is SO offended by Kelly’s top she was wearing earlier because her breasts were pushed up and out, but nipples are fully covered…… but on the other hand she will call her husband and have Vicki pull her entire chest – nipples and all – out to show the table and staff and to show on FaceTime because that’s appropriate and allowed ???
Wait… Meghan doesn’t even come to the last dinner either…. Poor Meghan…..
at least she found a “distant O’Toole that looks like her mom” the day before and got to meet with a geneologist!!!
Shannon is being SUPER rude and super strange and keeps saying to Kelly that she’ll have a shot when Kelly is repeatedly saying she doesn’t want one.
You know I’m not on team Kelly Dodd and never will like her, but in this situation I am totally with her that it is PURE SABOTAGE.
Then, Shannon goes and whispers (YOU HAVE A MICROPHONE ON YOU MORON) for the waiters to make all of the drinks doubles.
This IS FOR SURE set up sabotage to get kelly drunk and acting crazy.
It REALLY is naked wasted all over again – Vicki is spot on.
{who am I… defending Kelly and being like YES Vicki you are so right!}
A whole big thing goes down that is not caught on camera at all.
Well….. except for Heather trying to video tape it (I AM SO OVER YOU DUBROW).
At 3 AM they go and bang on Kelly’s door drunk and do a whole confrontation and then they get in the bus at like 3:30 to go to the airport and it. goes. DOWN.
The drive to the airport is filmed in pitch black Blair Witch Project film style.
Kelly of course starts screaming mean things and Heather is just REALLY egging it on, to the point that she is making bad mother comments and saying that Kelly is having a “psychotic break”
When they show the flashback of years ago when Shannon was being ganged up on, Tamra was stirring the pot that night, and Heather was saying “maybe we should call an ambulance I think she’s having a psychotic break” you realize how sick ALL of these women are.
ALL of them.
It literally is EXACTLY what they are doing to Kelly, and Kelly is no angel and she is awful and running her huuuuuuge mouth, but they plotted this whole thing!
And Heather just she sits back there saying “I feel so sorry for her kid….. I think she is definitely having a psychotic break”
Um, Heather. Bad mother comments?
You’re doing EXACTLY what Kelly just did – talking about the persons daughter!? and her being an unfit mother?! and that is why you all weren’t talking to Kelly?
POT MEET KETTLE.
This episode was UNREAL.
and we haven’t even seen the half of it with the bus to the airport.
The only sane nice one on here is Meghan King Edmonds…. seriously…. sitting quietly and staying out of it and only trying to give helpful advice all episode….. and she’s married to the biggest ass ever. Look what being nice got her!
I am exhausted from this episode. Seriously.
THEN we end with a preview of next week.
The best part of this preview is not the rest of the car mayhem, still shot in Blair Witch style, but Kelly sitting there going
“Heather is the puppet, and everyone else is the master”
Hahaha. Oh Kelly. No. Not quite.
And your hand motions didn’t match anything you were saying either.
On WWHL with my-boyfriend-andy-cohen, Heather says a lot more is said that we haven’t seen yet…. which I’m sure is true…. but still – the video taping and like EVERYTHING she did this past episode? So disappointing.
If I were invited to an all-inclusive party at Chateau Dubrow, I would say no.
That’s how pissed off I am at Heather.
I don’t need you or your champs OR YOUR HEXAGONAL ICE.
You are a mean girl who’s just being mean!
seriously…. I don’t think an hour of Bravo has exhausted me this much in a long time….
:: CATCHING KELCE ::
I don’t care about anyone else on this show,
Minnesota is EV-ER-Y-THING.
and we found out this week that she dated Fabio in the past.
this week was less hilarious because she let the girls get to her, but in the past, she is freaking hilarious and does not give a damn.
Travis and the whole show is great too because he doesn’t care about anything either… he will say and do anything and is a total goof ….but really….. Miss Minnesota for the win. Also, I love how they just refer to each other as what state they are representing.
EDITORS NOTE :
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.
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I am no fan of Kelly ! I agree they are all losing it more and more !!! BUT I continue to watch 🙂
I honestly wonder what would have to happen for me NOT to watch which is so sad 😀
Kelly is such a cannon its hard to defend her, but that seriously was a set up. this kelce show seems like it might be worthy of watching!
i've got new reading recommendations on my blog today!
http://www.notablob.com/
I definitely want to try the new one from the Where'd you go Bernadette author because I liked that one too!!
and yes, watch Kelce it is SO good!
Did anyone else think that first picture from DWTS looked like Chad from Bach?!?! I miss Chad, lol
I miss Chad so much!! I am sadly watching (background noise its THAT bad I cant watch) the Lauren and Ben show and hes on next week…. these shows are so staged and planned. the preview shoes him in the woods whistling while they camp.
After your post I watched Kelce and it was hilarious! I love how much he just doesn't care.
I'm so glad you watched it 😀 Isn't it so refreshing to see someone that just really says what he is thinking and does not care! I love it
You have to, have to..listen to The Juicy Scoop podcast (Heather McDonald)– you will love it! Just pick a person you love that she interviews–I started with Jeff Lewis. She knows so many of the housewives too!
Great post!
I keep meaning to write about her podcast in my Coffee Talk! Readers had told me about her in the past and I have been listening since early summer – I LOVE her. I just started going all the way back to early episodes to listen to serial sister and now I'm super hooked on the serial sister storyline!
Thanks for the tip she is amazing and I love the housewife link too 🙂