discuss amongst ya-selves……
bachelor in paradise
this show is just genius.
in order to stay on the show, a person of the opposite sex has to give you a rose, so you want to couple up.
-aka- the show wants everyone to sleep with everyone, immediately, rather than waiting until the fantasy suite for one person to sleep with the final three.
well played, abc. well played.
“clare just walked out onto a vista…. and I still don’t even know what a vista is”
well clare…. you walked out on one, so NOW you should know.
lacey
“at this point I’m really not sure who to pick…… I’m 80/40.”
I just can’t.
i’m so happy she is on this because I truly missed her psychotic behavior.
she goes and talks to herself for SO LONG in the bathroom about graham, her true love that she has known for less than 24 hours abandoning her by saying yes to a date with claire clare???
in her own words, she was “conversating” with no one.
the total IQ of all of these women combined is less than mine when I have over-indulged at 3 o’clock in the morning.
it just has to be said…. because every season of every bachelor/bachelorette it is the case:
all of these girls have slutty names or slutty spellings.
sorry i’m not sorry.
okay fine…. their moms chose the slutty names and spelling not them…. fair enough?
RHOC
they arrive in bali….
“bali…. the island nation of bali….”
this is totally unrelated to real housewives but whatever.
never been kissed was one of the best movies of all time.
they think it is going to be just like bora bora with little magical huts everywhere and everything being perfect.
then they get in the car…..
instead they see families of 12 darting around on vespas with babies on their lap and it’s really, really hot.
they’re all looking at each other thinking
now, i’ll admit, for quite a long while, I confused bali and bora bora too. I had no idea. I’m not rich enough to travel to either of these places so how the hell should I know?
but if I were going to travel 24 hours on a plane somewhere for vacation, I would, hmmm, I don’t know, maybe do something crazy and GOOGLE IT before I arrive.
I just can’t wait for the reunion.
Tamra is such a pathological liar to everyone.
she is going to be eaten alive.
RHONY Reunion
Aviva let’s us know that To Kill a Mockingbird was not written by Harper Lee.
I mean, everyyyyyyyone knows it was a ghostwriter.
THE THINGS THAT ARE SAID ON THESE REUNIONS ARE AMAZING.
why does ramona keep yelling “next package” to get my boyfriend andy cohen to move on from the topic of her cheating ass husband ??
what package?
and you know what ramona, I second Lu-Man, KARMA IS A BITCH.
Sonja announces she has a homeless girl in Ireland in charge of her tweets.
I mean…….
I mean…….
oh “and it’s nothing to laugh about!!!”
Sonja thinks being compared to grey gardens is a serious complement.
“I love that because you know what? Edie Beale and her mom… they were charming, sensitive, talented.”
I want to live in the same delusional world that she lives in oh so badly.
Rich Kids of Beverly Hills
I hate to admit this, but I really enjoy this show. When it started last season with all of the #hashtags and phone texting I wanted to hate it….. but they are too entertaining.
I knew Dorothy’s dad was rich…… but…..my goodness. It’s so much money I can’t even fathom it.
Don’t be Tardy
The episode I saw is about spring break, and going to Destin, Florida for spring break.
She is on her phone in the living room
standing talking about spring break WITH A HUGE ASS CHRISTMAS TREE.
only pic I could find…..
You have all these staff members that you throw your money around at, and seriously spend money like you are Donald Trump, but you can’t pay someone to take the tree down and put away the decorations??
WHATTTT????
It is MARCH.
It is MARCH.
This is the dumbest thing to comment on ever but it was making me crazy.
that’s all I’ve got…. my brain is still recovering from last weekend’s bachelorette party and I cannot WAIT to sleep as much as humanly possible this weekend.
I’m a walking version of Mama Elsa at the moment.
as always, ignore my blatant grammatical errors as I write these posts at 11 PM, even as I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite
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I have Bachelor in paradise on my DVD and cannot wait to catch up when I get home!! The NY reunion eas ridiculous, I can't stand Ramona anymore. I'm also a huge rich kids fan, you just can't hate them
My comment last week got swallowed by the stupid internets and I'm semi-still upset about it.
Did you watch Jersey Belle? It's so funny. Even my husband agreed to watch it with me. They all also seem to have normal/happy marriage which is shocking, but also refreshing. She's also hilarios.
I'm going to be so sad with the RHONY reunion is over. Did you see that a new report came out yesterday that Mario is back with his mistress? I understand that her situation totally sucks, but no reason to take it out on the person that pays you – or to ask about his sex life. The clip of their break when Andy was on his phone and Sonja was trying to talk to him and he was totally ignoring her. Amaze.
I also really need to know how Kim Zolciak is getting all her money. They don't have thaaat much money.
Okay, I haven't watched bachelor in paradise yet, and I'm a bit behind on RHONY, and after reading this post I've gotta catch up! Ramona is the most idiotic, yet entertaining person on the show.
Also I tried to resist RKOBH for a while, but finally gave in last season and am secretly so excited that this season has finally started! For some reason I find Morgan super relatable and hilarious! Not a huge fan of Roxy though…
Jessie
jessieholmesspringer.com
Ah my favorite day of the week for blogs! RHONY was sad this season. You literally watch Sonja go bat shit crazy, you finally see why Ramona is such a dick all the time (MAHHHHRIO), and Aviva.. well I just can't. RHOC this season has made me question everything I know. The DuBrow's are dicks, Tamra is a patho psycho bitch, Tits & Lips plus Vicki look normal compared to the rest of these crazies! Enjoy your sleepy weekend, but you couldn't look Mama Else if you tried… or got really bad/cheap plastic surgery in Cuba.