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October 3, 2013

discuss amongst ya-selves….. 


WWHL with Theresa and Joe on Sunday was just ridiculous. 

They answered differently to the same questions.  Joe knew about the IRS looking into them for years and Theresa said she had no idea? 
Joe doesn’t even know what half the charges are. Chuckle Chuckle.
Oh, yeah… it’s just hilarious. You dumbass. 
I’m sorry they deserve whatever is coming to them.  I feel awful for their children, but the two of them are so far gone it’s not even funny.  

Highlight for me: 
Andy: Do you think you’ve ever lived beyond your means?
them: Oh, no…no. Not at all.
UM…..

 YOU’VE FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY.

{picture me screaming at the television with my arms in the air.}

OK, so I’m a huge Big Bang Theory fan (I swear all of you don’t know what you’re missing) but hearing the news that Kaley Cuoco is engaged is a bit shocking. I love her, but I swear I just read about a break up she had like 2 months ago. 

They’ve been dating since “late summer”.
 Isn’t late summer, like, end of August? 
“I know it seems a little crazy” is the understatement of the month, Kaley. 

Maksim from DWTS and Kate are dating
{side note: I’m enjoying DWTS way too much.}  
Maks scares the crap out of me from seeing the way he is on other seasons…. I would be terrified to be dating him. 

Ummm here are some photos of Bradley Cooper and his girlfriend.
I’m sorry…. how old is she??   Because this just looks wrong. 

Eric and Jessie: Game On on E! is totally filling my “Nick and Jessica: Newlyweds” void. 

I had no earthly clue who either of them were, but so far so good. 

Good looking, talented, not spoiled by big fame yet, and wedding planning – yep ,works for me.
Um…. Kim.  I was hoping we were keeping the horrid outfits to just your pregnancy, but apparently not. 

The crazy botoxed face isn’t really working for me either. 

OK… I saw the baby shower on Keeping Up w The Kardashians…. 
why do they all keep saying Kan-YAY.
Kan-Yay. As if it’s 2 words? 
It’s driving me INSANE.  As if HE COULDN’T GET MORE OBNOXIOUS. 


Adrienne Maloof is dating another child man. 

Who are these people? She always looks like a stripper that’s been invited to a party.
Oh, but sweet skinny arm – you are totally fooling him and everyone else into thinking you are young and not old enough to be his mother.

Speaking of Housewives, did you hear Slade and Gretchen aren’t returning to the show?

They are apparently shopping their own spinoff to focus on Slade’s vasectomy and how he’ll never have kids their wedding. Ugh. 

And, this weeks Jackhole of the Week:
you’ll never guess who it is…….

I seriously can’t believe this kid.

This is Beiber getting carried up the Great Wall of China by bodygaurds.
Beiber needs a swift kick in the ass.  I want to slap the kid.


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  1. Tess says: October 3, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    I'm with you on everything.

    On Saturday in LA I saw Kaley and her new toy Ryan. I will say – actually seemingly cute and normal.

    Setting my DVR for the Eric and Jesse now!

  2. Ally {Life as I know it} says: October 3, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    Last I saw was Maks was on The View denying that he and Kate were dating. Interesting to see that they actually are. There isn't smoke without fire Maks! Eric and Jessie totally reminds me of Nick and Jessica especially when she keeps saying "Baby!" just like Jessica Simpson used to say it. Hopefully they won't have the same outcome as N & J. Bradley Cooper broke my heart when I saw he was dating that child! I'm pretty sure she's 20, not even cute, and he's almost 40. Just gross.

  3. Nat says: October 3, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    I agree with everything too!! Why is that hottie going out with Maloof?!?! Such a good call on the stripper comment. The Biebs is out of control someone needs to teach him a lesson.

  4. Laura {happily ever} Parker says: October 3, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    I also watched Jessie and Eric – still have no clue who they are but he is hot! Ah Nick and Jessica the good old days! We do a girls trip every November and we rewatch all their DVDs!

  5. Darcy says: October 3, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    OH MY GOD. I hope you're kidding about Justin bieber. That is ridiculous. Get him out of here.

    http://www.amemoryofus.blogspot.com

  6. Jessie Springer says: October 3, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    Haha I noticed the Kanye pronunciation on The Kardashians too! Have I been saying Kanye wrong this whole time…?

  7. Amy Florez {Baby Mama Juice} says: October 3, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    Beiber makes me cromit in my mouth. Kim has never looked so bad. I bet you a million dollars that Kelly C is prego in the eggo!

  8. Kelsey (Southern in Love) says: October 3, 2013 at 7:22 pm

    I'm so happy to know I'm not the only one that misses Newlyweds. When I moved one year I lost my freaking mind and tossed out all my seasons on DVD. I still miss them. Here's to hoping Eric and Jessie fill the void.

    Gretchen and Slade are just pathetic. And don't even get me started on Tre and Juicy. They are the biggest morons to ever walk the planet. Ever.

  9. Natalie {Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers} says: October 4, 2013 at 11:45 am

    So good this week. Theresa and Joe looked like idiots on WWHL – well lets be honest they both are not bright. When Andy asked if he was a citizen and he said yes, I have a green card- um no dummy not the same thing. This is mean but I hope they got to jail. Bradley Cooper's GF has me all kinds of puzzled is that for reaL? She looks 12??? I am so glad Gretchen and Slade are leaving I can't stand them. Justin Beiber is on a downward spiral, sad. I am so over Kim flaunting her boobs and stone face, after she hid out for three months to step out and miraculously appear skinny- lame just like Kayne.

  10. Linda {Calling it Home} says: October 4, 2013 at 1:30 pm

    Don't know what I would do without this series of yours. The interview with the scumbags from New Jersey was a joke. Have you read about the charges…her saying "I didn't do any of this" will not fly in court. 4 Million in loans that were part of the bankruptcy claim. Bravo should not have them back, it's not right. Did you catch that Joe does the bookkeeping and then he doesn't? Adrienne's boy toy looks like he plays for the other team. Glad to hear Gretchen and Slade won't be back. Does he have to get a real job?

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  12. Darcy says: October 7, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    Can you feature something about Khloe and Lamar in your next coffee talk!? I haven't watched last nights KUWTK yet, but I need to know what's happening! You're my celebrity gossip guru, so I figured you might have some great stuff to share!

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