• Home
    • About Me
    • Contact
    • wedding
  • Style
    • Outfits
    • fashion
    • beauty
  • coffee talk
  • Wellness
    • health
    • Fitness
    • Food
  • Travel
    • Tips
    • International
    • Domestic
  • Lifestyle
    • Baby
    • motherhood
    • home
  • Shop
    • Wedding Guest
    • Amazon Shop
    • Shop My Instagram
    • Instastories
    • Shopbop
    • LOFT
    • J.Crew Factory
    • J.Crew
    • Old Navy
  • Recipes
  • Bloglovin
  • Email
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest

The Sarcastic Blonde

fashion, food, fitness + a dose of sarcastic gossip

coffee talk, Lifestyle

Coffee Talk

July 12, 2013

discuss amongst ya-selves……

Bachelorette prediction:
Brooks dumps her ass.  She was crying about how she had “Reached the finish line” with him.  That sounds like she’s banging him, but apparently it’s her language for “fallen in love.” I feel like if she is already saying she loves him and he said he is “walking” it ain’t gonna happen.  I also feel like you should act like adults and quit referring to your relationship in this stupid metaphors, but whatever. 

 I want her to pick Chris. (I know, I know… he writes A LOT of poems but I don’t have enough cheese in my life so why the hell not). 
He seems the most normal…. but hometown dates are next week and people’s families are always all kinds of f’ed up and ruin it, don’t they? {cough… Des family.  her psycho brother returns next week.}
I also totally forgot how BORING and dumb Sean’s pick Catherine was until that staged scene played out. Her voice….No. 

Real Housewives of OC:
VICKI.  Vicki finds out that Lauri has been talking about her and her sleeping around/possible three-some and goes bat-sh*t-crazy.  I just rewound and replayed the last 5 minutes of that show about 15 times. 
I’VE NEVER BEEN WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS IN MY LIFE!!!!! 
YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!!!! 
{I literally did a snapchat video of this scene and sent it out to people laughing my ass off.  It was pure Bravo Gold}. 
Plus, they are all wearing ski goggles as this happens and they look like freaks on the mountain. Lydia takes this opportunity to make snow angels, and I couldn’t help but think it seemed like an awesome thing to do if you were high. 
Isn’t that ironic? Too bad her mom wasn’t there.

Princesses of Long Island: Nothing new here. 
Erica continues to be the worst girlfriend ever and get drunk + whore it up. 
And the Jeff saga continues. How many jokes and innuendo’s are they going to make about Jeff??
“I’ll just be in the closet baby.  I’ll be hanging out in your closet.  I’m locked in the closet!” 
Him and this creepy “relationship” make the show. 

Soooo I know only a few of you said you watch Big Brother, but this week I think everyone knows about it.  One (a few) but mostly one of the houseguests have been making some serious racial comments and it made all the news outlets.  I’ve had to explain the scenario to my friends because no one gets it, but basically they are mic’d and on camera 24/7 and they know it.  It’s not like Real World or anything – it NEVER ends and there are 20 cameras on each person at every time.  People can watch online or on TV 24/7.  SO when you say these things, people are WATCHING.  She was already the obnoxious bitch in the house, and now this is the sugar on top. 
whoever made this mean girls reference is hilarious
 The best part is she has already lost her job, all of America things she is horrible, and she is sitting in the house and has NO idea and will have no idea until she gets kicked out (which could be as far away as September).  
{watch clip here… or google and it’ll make more sense}
It truly is such an amazing show.  I was SCREAMING during the power of veto Wednesday and was SO excited about last night’s turn of events (won’t spoil it for the 3 of you that watch incase you haven’t seen it!). 
AND Chen-bot (andy cohen’s nickname for her) asked Aaryn questions about while she smiled like the dumbass she is.  Julie Chen was PISSSEDDD.  If eyes could kill.  God I love Big Brother. 
{sorry if that whole segment made no sense}. 
Amanda is at it again.  It started with calling President Obama and Michelle “ugly”.  Um…. what?  Even for her, that is seriously shocking. 
I watched She’s the Man this weekend and felt pangs of sadness…. I miss the old Amanda.
The blue wig for court…. the dog.  That poor dog was even trying to get away from her as she used it as a shield from the paparazzi. 
She tweeted yesterday “my life has changed for the better ever since I started tweeting in lower case font”.
I mean… SO poetic.  Kanye could really learn some things from this crazy.  

I don’t understand why George Clooney breaking up is such big news.  Isn’t that a guarantee when you start dating him? 
I wonder which young celeb will be next. She should be thanking him for giving her a career again. 

I’m interested to see how this John Mayer and Katy Perry plays out.  

When you call someone a tortured soul, it’s probably not a good thing that you start dating them again? 
But anyone is a step up from Russell Brandt I suppose. 

Is Jenny McCarthy being considered for The View a joke? 
I just can’t comprehend how this would be a possibility.  Don’t get me wrong, she is hilarious…. on WWHL or Chelsea Lately! Not on morning TV! She has the dirtiest mouth ever!? But then again I can’t stand every single person on The View so why the hell not.  They are going to freak out about Elizabeth Hasselbeck and then try to hire Jenny McCarthy??? 

Oh! Breaking News! US Weekly Exclusive: Kanye’s not changing diapers!

I mean…. why is this news? 
Kris Jenner and Justin Beiber’s mom were on WWHL this week.  The only person more annoying than Kris or Beiber is Beiber’s mother.  She acts like a 15 year old.  
beleiber or mother? 
She wouldn’t answer a single question or play anything in any of the games.  She basically just sat there showing her gums.  And, she couldn’t even answer “what is the most embarassing thing your child has ever done?”.  
UM. HELLO! Have you seen your son?? 
Here is an article with 20 possible answers to that question. 
We can start with writing in Anne Frank’s Journal and continue on for 12 hours from there.
She went on to tell stories about how he gives back to charity! at soup kitchens! 
ugh… now I’m all riled up.  I think Beiber has surpassed Miley in my most-obnoxious-human alive book. 

and my apologies for such a late coffee talk! 




by TheSarcasticBlonde 

About TheSarcasticBlonde

View all posts by TheSarcasticBlonde

Related Posts

  • :: Coffee Talk 5.13.20 ::
  • :: Coffee Talk 12.6.18 ::
  • :: coffee talk ::
  • :: coffee talk ::
previous article: jackhole of the week.
next article: what up with that?

Comments

  1. Laura {happily ever} Parker says: July 12, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    ha!! I missed your coffee talk. That Bravo scene was ridiculous. I think they all need to smoke pot to mellow the hell out!

  2. Julie says: July 12, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    I seriously look forward to this every week. LOVE IT!

  3. Ally {Life as I know it} says: July 12, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    Vicki cracks me up. Have seen you the 100th episode special where Gretchen imitates her? It's spot on and hilarious.

  4. Kelsey says: July 12, 2013 at 8:29 pm

    I always love your coffee talk posts! I am a BB fan and can't wait for Aaryn to be evicted. How amazing will the convo between her and Julie be? Julie might cut the bitch.

  5. Linda {Calling it Home} says: July 12, 2013 at 9:25 pm

    I really can't stand Vicky anymore. After all that we have seen and heard, the fact that Brooks is still in her life….can you say STD? As expected, I have been moderately sucked back into Big Bro. I can't wait until they come out of the cave and find out how ruined their lives are. I Googled the spoiler alerts to Bachlorette. I pray they are wrong. Although, Michael was my favorite until when he was sent home his mother kept saying things like "again?"…what is wrong with that guy?

  6. JMc says: July 15, 2013 at 2:03 am

    Oh I love BB and I cannot wait for Aaryn to get evicted and find out everyone hates her lol. I can't stand Kaitlyn just about as much. She was being such a brat then called everyone immature. Crazy!

  7. Melanie says: July 17, 2013 at 7:50 pm

    I LOVE BB. I have watched it from the beginning. Aaryn is awful. I can't believe she says what she says. She's pretty, but so dumb!

    I Pink i Love You

  8. Olive Francis says: January 27, 2014 at 12:57 pm

    Great post full of useful tips! My site is fairly new and I am also having a hard time getting my readers to leave comments. Analytics shows they are coming to the site but I have a feeling “nobody wants to be first”. buy coffee beans online

  9. M.Clarke Khatri says: March 11, 2014 at 1:13 pm

    Took me time to read all the comments, but I really enjoyed the article. It proved to be Very helpful to me and I am sure to all the commenters here! It’s always nice when you can not only be informed, but also entertained! single coffee maker

  10. David talpur says: March 13, 2014 at 10:54 am

    I must say, I thought this was a pretty interesting read when it comes to this topic. Liked the material. . . coffee beans

  11. Fiverr Work says: April 12, 2014 at 8:01 am

    Likes drastically improve the popularity of the respective web site and coupled with the appropriate total depend; a lot of people are going to be enthusiastic about your account. buy instagram likes cheap The firms that provide these specialist services, will current you with non-automated or robot likes and supply you with genuine Instagram likes. The good issue about this will likely be that they're instantly shipped with your account consequently you would not have to show up at that an incredible offer. And when you are a small business enterprise, escalating your Instagram likes will probably be valuable.

Hi. I’m Taylor

A Southern girl turned Chicago transplant, recently settling back down in Atlanta. Fluent in sarcasm. Devout Bravo-holic and TV addict. Balances fitness with french fries. Penchant for Prosecco and Pinot Grigio. Wannabe Ina Garten in the kitchen. Online shopping enthusiast. Lover of fashion and decor.

Read More >

Follow Along

  • Bloglovin
  • Email
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest

Looking For Something?

Sign Up For the Weekly Newsletter!

It's The Little Things

Follow on Instagram

This error message is only visible to WordPress admins

Error: No connected account.

Please go to the Instagram Feed settings page to connect an account.

Recent Posts

  • Pajamas and Healthier Peanut Butter Blondies
    fashion, Food, Oufits
  • Lounge Life
    fashion, Lifestyle, Oufits
  • :: things my mother taught me ::
    Lifestyle, motherhood
  • :: Melasma + Hydroquinone Update ::
    beauty, beauty products, Lifestyle
  • :: weekly favorites ::
    Lifestyle

Pin for Later!

Crack Cake

Favorites

  • Anthropologie
  • Asos
  • Loft
  • J.Crew
  • J.Crew Factory
  • Kate Spade
  • Madewell
  • Nordstrom
  • Old Navy
  • Revolve
  • Shopbob
  • Target
Be a Retro Gal!  Items up to 80% off at SheIn.com! Ends 10/3

Latest Pins

  • DIY this high end look for less! I'm sharing the 5 easy steps to disguise your air return cover and all the supplies to complete this project. My favorite part of this easy DIY how-to, is that tou can customize the look with paint color and different metal sheet patterns to match your home decor and aesthetic. I actually used leftover supplies from my DIY built-in shelf and desk in my home office to create this look. It helps elevate the space, adding a touch of elegance and a refined finish without breaking the bank. It was easy and affordable to create this custom look for less. Click to shop the DIY project supplies on Amazon. Note: I used scrap wood I had on hand for the project, but you can also pick up 1x2 wood planks from Amazon or a local hardware or craft store. #ad #Amazon #DIY
    DIY this high end look for less! I'm sharing the 5 easy steps to disguise your air return cover and all the supplies to complete this project. My favorite part of this easy DIY how-to, is that tou can customize the look with paint color and different metal sheet patterns to match your home decor and aesthetic. I actually used leftover supplies from my DIY built-in shelf and desk in my home office to create this look. It helps elevate the space, adding a touch of elegance and a refined finish without breaking the bank. It was easy and affordable to create this custom look for less. Click to shop the DIY project supplies on Amazon. Note: I used scrap wood I had on hand for the project, but you can also pick up 1x2 wood planks from Amazon or a local hardware or craft store. #ad #Amazon #DIY
  • A rug for all seasons. Made of superheroic polypropylene, our indoor/outdoor area rugs are terrific for high-traffic areas and muddy messes. Scrubbable, bleachable, and UV-treated for outdoor use, this collection of woven rugs can stand up to all that you dish out. Dhurrie rugs are woven to be lightweight, low profile, and reversible. Dash and Albert Rugs Rug Size: Rectangle 8' x 10' | Light Blue / Ivory Rectangle 8' x 10' Indoor / Outdoor Area Rug - Dash and Albert Rugs Catamaran Stripe Handwo…
    A rug for all seasons. Made of superheroic polypropylene, our indoor/outdoor area rugs are terrific for high-traffic areas and muddy messes. Scrubbable, bleachable, and UV-treated for outdoor use, this collection of woven rugs can stand up to all that you dish out. Dhurrie rugs are woven to be lightweight, low profile, and reversible. Dash and Albert Rugs Rug Size: Rectangle 8' x 10' | Light Blue / Ivory Rectangle 8' x 10' Indoor / Outdoor Area Rug - Dash and Albert Rugs Catamaran Stripe Handwo…
  • Popsicle Sculptures  Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable  Wall Art. This listing includes sets of  Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior  MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical  Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the  Popsicle  Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple  layers  of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality
    Popsicle Sculptures Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable Wall Art. This listing includes sets of Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the Popsicle Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple layers of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality
  • Popsicle sculpture wall art. MADE TO ORDER DESIGN. Acrylic wall hanging.  20 resin Popsicles Choose between assorted colors or ombre. 18×24x4 inch Shadow Box/ Gallery Style Heavy-duty Canvas: This type of canvas is specifically designed to withstand heavy objects and sculptures. It is made with a thicker and more durable material, making it suitable for holding sculptures of various weights. Each box is meticulously crafted to order, ensuring the highest quality and attention to detail. Made fro
    Popsicle sculpture wall art. MADE TO ORDER DESIGN. Acrylic wall hanging. 20 resin Popsicles Choose between assorted colors or ombre. 18×24x4 inch Shadow Box/ Gallery Style Heavy-duty Canvas: This type of canvas is specifically designed to withstand heavy objects and sculptures. It is made with a thicker and more durable material, making it suitable for holding sculptures of various weights. Each box is meticulously crafted to order, ensuring the highest quality and attention to detail. Made fro
  • Designed to save space while providing the convenience of a bed, this furniture piece doubles as a charming storage cabinet when not in use. The integrated USB charging station adds a modern touch, allowing you to keep devices charged and within reach. Perfect for small spaces or guest rooms, this Murphy bed combines style, convenience, and functionality into one must-have piece. Actual colors may vary slightly due to the photographic light or your monitor settings. Lark Manor™ Color: Green | L…
    Designed to save space while providing the convenience of a bed, this furniture piece doubles as a charming storage cabinet when not in use. The integrated USB charging station adds a modern touch, allowing you to keep devices charged and within reach. Perfect for small spaces or guest rooms, this Murphy bed combines style, convenience, and functionality into one must-have piece. Actual colors may vary slightly due to the photographic light or your monitor settings. Lark Manor™ Color: Green | L…
  • Popsicle Sculptures  Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable  Wall Art. This listing includes sets of  Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior  MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical  Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the  Popsicle  Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple  layers  of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality
    Popsicle Sculptures Add a touch of whimsy and sweetness to your Home with this adorable Wall Art. This listing includes sets of Gallery Style Shadow Boxes and Sculptures. These Popular art boxes have been shipped all over the world: 5 star hotels to luxury custom homes. Send me pictures of your color palette and I will design popsicles to match your home or business interior MADE TO ORDER, will be similar but not identical Product Details: - Popsicles , you choice of color, you can message me the colors you love - Choose your favorite color for the Popsicle Sculpture: blue, pink, yellow, green, red, orange, turquoise or multiple layers of colors Key Features: 1. Exquisite craftsmanship: Each Popsicle sculpture is meticulously handcrafted with attention to detail using high-quality

Popular Posts

beauty, fashion, Favorite, favorite things

:: Recent Favorites : Podcast + Fashion + Beauty + Wellness ::

Favorite, favorite things, home, home inspiration, house

:: Blue + White Home Finds ::

beauty, beauty products, Favorite

:: Old Lady Things : Sunscreen, Sun hats, and UPF Shirts ::

Favorite, Oufits

:: Grey Wrap Top + Wish List Wednesday ::

Favorite, home, home inspiration, house

:: Home Update : Built in Bar ::

Favorite, health, Lifestyle

:: 31 Day Challenge Update ::

Favorite, health, Lifestyle

:: fitness + health for the new year ::

fashion, Favorite, International, Italy, Lifestyle, Travel, Travel Tips

:: Italy Travel Diary: Packing for 2 Weeks in Italy ::

Favorite, Lifestyle, wedding

wedding wednesday

Favorite, Lifestyle, recipe

:: Crack Cake ::

Shop My latest Instagrams 

Click the photo to shop and follow along @thesarcasticblonde

 

  • Bloglovin
  • Email
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest


© COPYRIGHT The Sarcastic Blonde 2011-2018. PRIVACY POLICY.
Theme development by Georgia Lou Studios.
DESIGN BY M. ELLE CREATIVE.

Copyright © 2025 · Prima Donna theme by Georgia Lou Studios