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friday favorites

January 25, 2014

friday favorites
this just makes me so happy. 
and she has been killing it with her red carpet dresses – goodness she is gorgeous. 

I need a pair of winter snow boots other than my rain boots (my toes are completely frozen in those things) but aren’t sure the Sorel furry boots thing is really for me.
LL Bean has some cute options 

{boots}

we made spaghetti squash last weekend and I am hooked.
it was even better the next day for leftovers – tasted almost identical to pasta.
lies….but for healthy purposes it was freakin’ delicious.
these two recipes are on my must-make list for the coming weeks: 
{lasagna stuffed spaghetti squash}
{chicken enchilada spaghetti squash} 

this quote is so, so true and something I always need to keep in mind. 
this is such a cute DIY valentine’s idea

and I know I missed Coffee Talk this week, 
but I broke my television throwing the remote at Carlton.
I’ve reached my limit.  I don’t think I can watch her anymore. 
I’m ready for NYC housewives to start so I can find out how the fake leg in the middle of the room situation happens.  
Because I guarantee you it is AMAZING.
Enough nasty-sex-stuff, bring on some pure crazy Bravo! 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle, weekend recap

this just in…..

September 24, 2013

this just in…..
Kanye west is the “No. 1 Rock Star on the Planet.”
this news is, of course, brought to us from Yeezus himself. 
He is also the No. 1 Ass on the Planet.  

check out the interview (just one of many filled with his ridiculous words) here

I had an amazing weekend with my brother-in-law and his friends in town. 

 so many photo bombs, so little time 
 Just realizing I wore stripes all weekend…. 
 mr. dicknose and a bride, with no husband to be seen, hanging on hubbard 
 inaugural taco fest on southport. 
while I enjoy a street fest in our neighborhood, the constant blasting music for two days straight was a little much for me.  

I put myself on a zero shopping budget August 1st and am proud to say it has extended all the way through this last week of September.  But I’m starting to get the twitches and tics of Lamar Odom going through withdrawal, and I think the second October 1st comes around some online shopping for fall is going to need to happen. 
 
 It’ll be my 60 day reward for not shopping by shopping.  Like how the most natural way to celebrate sticking to a diet is to devour as much fried food and cream cheese based dips as possible the second it ends.  Obviously. 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

Poll Time!

August 26, 2013

Poll Time!
there’s really only one thing to ask on this monday morning….. 

who pissed you off more last night during the VMA’s? 
Miley or Taylor? 

I feel like overall my answer is always Miley, but my God if they showed Taylor acting like a 12 year old one more damn time (especially during Justin Timberlake, the only reason we were all watching) I was going to lose it. 

I think I had nightmares about both last night. 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

fall fashion finds…. and the most anticipated moment ever.

August 25, 2013

fall fashion finds…. and the most anticipated moment ever.
the september issues are making me very excited for fall fashion!
j.crew in particular is quickly filling up my wish list.

j.crew

pants // hat // pink ray bans // scarf // flats // stripe necklace tee // necklace

so many perfect fall staples: 
striped tee with a built in necklace
a dash of leopard print
ray bans get even better in pink
the perfect monogram hat for dirty-hair-days

oh…. and I CANNOT WAIT FOR TONIGHT!!! 
I’m currently doing the above all over my apartment. 
oh… and maybe a little bit of this?
ERMAHGERD!!!!!! 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

Friday Randoms

June 14, 2013

Friday Randoms
Friday Randoms…
Starting with some amazing links from the week: 

Why Listening to the Spice Girls was Insanely Inapporpriate
and if you are in your mid to late twenties,
(what the hell is 27? please tell me 27 is considered MID and not late?) 
you know you sung this stuff loudly. 

Best news for a Friday:
Studies show people who booze more are smarter.
Yay booze! So knock em back this weekend.
as if you weren’t planning to already….

This article about CrossFit has confirmed everything I have always thought about it.  And is hilarious.

Refinery 29 had a critical reading of Mary Kate and Ashley’s Finest Films. 
It is amazing.  And has reminded me of so many their life-changing movies I need to revisit…. starting with the one above. 

I am in love with this dress.
{white dress} 
I need to bathe in some self-tanner before it would ever look acceptable, but in love nonetheless. 

This BB Dakota Tank is only $48! 
{bb dakota tank}  

always obsessed with anything nautical
{c. wonder} 

and an extremely affordable lace skirt
{lace skirt} 
available in 3 colors too. 

I can’t keep looking at these sandals all over the place.
{steve madden} 
I need them! 
or this color
{steve madden}  

I’m hosting the future in-laws for dinner tonight, so hopefully I’ll have some good recipes to share next week! And hopefully it’ll be the first TRUE Friday-Patio night since this weather is constantly keeping me on my toes (and sweating, then freezing, then sweating, but mostly freezing). 

I also have a friend’s bridal shower, and a beer tasting event at the zoo assuming the storms hold out! Have a great weekend! 

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle, weekend recap

Monogram Monday

June 10, 2013

Monogram Monday
I had a lovely weekend, with nothing to show for it.
Not one single picture…. 
what has come over me!? 
I’ve just been wanting to use that gif for awhile,
so why not today? 
Greatest line ever.
I think we all have someone we wish we could say that to.  
Lord I miss that show! 
hahahahaha. 
I digress….. 

For today’s monogram monday,
something slightly different.
My friend mentioned something about still needing to pick out 
hardware for her new home, 
and if I had a new place with my name on it,
these would definitely be part of the plan: 
via The Nanz Company

monogramed hardware? 
Gimme Gimme! 
  
xoxo

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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