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The Sarcastic Blonde

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wishlist wednesday

January 16, 2013

wishlist wednesday
lusts for the week…… 
  
Print Fit and Flare Dress
i’ve looked at this dress about 97 times.
I just can’t get over it. 


nanette lepore striped skirt 

joie emeritte jacket

designer lust: polka dot coat

the cutest gingham PJ’s I ever did see

club monaco poppy red sweater
….and the cute skirt to go with it

xoxo

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

My BFF Ina: Bacon + Blueberries

January 15, 2013

My BFF Ina: Bacon + Blueberries
I was even more obsessed with my girl Ina this past week than usual.
I don’t know if it’s because new episodes of Barefoot Contessa (in Napa! with Jeffrey!) are airing on Saturday’s on the Food Network,
  
or I don’t know if it’s because I just picked up her latest cookbook Foolproof,

but my guess is it’s just that I’m obsessed with her.

I made two of her recipes and both were incredible 
(duh) 
and so easy 
(of course. It’s Ina!)
 that I had to share.

Blueberry Coffee Cake Muffins 
recipe be found here. 

These stayed fresh really well in air tight containers.
and were so good for snacks, dessert, and breakfast. 

For the Golden Globes, I figured I needed to make something in order to bribe my man-friend into letting me control the remote for 5 hours. 
 Bacon is always the answer.
This bacon was like pure crack (and everyone who has read this blog long enough knows crack is my form of highest food praise). These disappeared fast. I’ve been told I’m “not allowed to make it again”, which is when I know something is good.  

 Crack 
Carmelized Bacon

I’ve already marked about 15 recipes with Post-its….. 

recipe via Foolproof: 

½ cup dark brown sugar, lightly packed

½ cup chopped pecans

2 tsp. kosher salt

1 tsp. freshly ground black pepper

1/8  tsp. cayenne pepper

2 Tbs. pure maple syrup

½ lb. thick-sliced smoked bacon


Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.  Line a sheet pan with foil and place a wire baking rack over the top. 


Combine the brown sugar and pecans in a food processor bowl and process until pecans are finely ground.  Add the salt, black pepper and cayenne pepper and pulse just until combined.  Add the maple syrup and pulse again to moisten the crumbs. 


Cut bacon strips in half crosswise and line up across the baking rack, making sure pieces don’t touch each other.  Using a small spoon or your fingers, evenly spread the prepared pecan mixture over the top of each piece of bacon, using all the mixture .  Bake, uncovered, for 25-30 minutes, on center rack of oven, until the topping is very browned, but not burnt.  (If bacon is underbaked, it won’t be crispy as it cools.)


While bacon is still hot, transfer to a paper towel-lined plate and set aside to cool.  Serve at room temperature.

my less pretty photo: 


how easy is that!?
I know Ina.  I loved it too.

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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Monogram Monday + Weekend Recap

January 14, 2013

Monogram Monday + Weekend Recap
I hope you all had a great weekend 🙂 
I loved capping it off with the Golden Globes last night

 i don’t know if it’s because its growing out,
but her haircut is suddenly growing on me?

photos via People

Friday I went to The Bedford with friends


Saturday we had sushi date night
then came home to a prosecco surprise
and a homemade pizza co. giant cookie
to finish the evening on the couch.
it was perfection.  
and sunday of course I watched E! all day for red carpet coverage.
 
and Tina + Amy were absolutely incredible.
highlights:
Poehler, to Kathryn Bigelow on Zero Dark Thirty: “I haven’t been following Zero Dark Thirty, but when it comes to torture, I trust the woman who was married for three years to James Cameron.”
Poehler, to Anne Hathaway on her performance in Les Miserables: “I have not seen someone so totally alone and abandoned like that since you were onstage with James Franco at the Oscars.”
Tina Fey to Taylor Swift: “Stay away from Michael Fox’s son.” 
amazing. 
I also watched Miss America, and the 20/20 special before it, because I am a loser and love that stuff. 
I’m starting Grace: A Memoir on Audiobook today.
I had no idea what this was about other than seeing it in every instagram photo for the last 2 weeks, so now that I know I am excited to see what all the fuss is about. 

& for monogram monday, 
I have two finds today: 
A gold filled initial necklace
pretty and delicate, and the price can’t be beat. 

and pottery barn’s luggage needs to be in my apartment ASAP. 

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

Saturday Shopping: Color Blocking

January 12, 2013

Saturday Shopping: Color Blocking
weekend colorblocking finds: 

bcbg

erin fetherston
vince
loeffler randall
marc jacobs
rhyme: only $27!! 

xoxo

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

Friday Finds

January 11, 2013

Friday Finds
IT’S FRIDAY!

AND AWARDS SEASON IS STARTING!


I want to just skip straight from Christmas + New Years to Spring.  It is torture for me to bundle up, and then see all the warm weather clothes splattered across magazines and websites.  The bright colors for spring are getting me very excited!  

alice + olivia jacket

josh goot painted skirt

DVF scarf

Missoni Dress


Whenever I get sucked into mindless online clicking, I end up at Asos. And I swear that website is never ending.  I bought one of their “skater” style dresses last winter, and it is one of the most flattering and comfortable dresses I own.  They make it in tons of different fabrics, cuts, and styles for any occasion. I especially love the embellished one below!

skater dress
polka dot dress / lace dress / embellished dress

and finally,
this prank is HILARIOUS.
please watch.




so set your DVR’s for Miss USA Saturday,
 and of course the Golden Globes Sunday! 
And set your alarm for happy hour today at 5!
Hope you all have a great weekend! 


xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

Coffee Talk

January 10, 2013

Coffee Talk
discuss amongst ya-selves…… 
  
confession: I will continue to make fun of Taylor Swift and her non-stop IM IN LOVE, IM IN LOVE esapades…. but I’m actually really liking the Trouble song. That’s probably because I haven’t heard it 9,000 times yet, so by next Thursday maybe I’ll be back to myself and hate it.
But don’t worry, I’m not going soft on you, I’m already going insane from hearing about her and Harry breaking up.  

So torturous.  Obviously 2 months is a super serious, long term relationship, especially when you are 21 but still acting 16 so you can have a tween fan base.  Best part: they broke up while on vacation together, and then he stayed in the BVI and had tons of fun.  High five little crazy hair boy! But seriously, 
QUIT DATING 18 YEAR OLDS.  You are 22!! I seriously can’t handle it.  It literally makes me want to vomit. 
if you want a good laugh, check out People’s Taylor Swift Guide to Love

The Bachelor is back.  Sean is whatever, but the crazies are great.
Episode 1 of course started with a parading of prom dresses circa 2006.  
woof.
Hideous.  Horrible.  Ah-mazing. 
almost as amazing as falling on your face doing gymnastics
thank god for the rewind button.  sheer heaven!! 

The villian of the season – aka the new Michelle Money + Courtney Small Mouth – is clearly first impression rose girl, who it looks like causes a crap ton of fights to come.

yaaayyyy, please don’t get kicked off. 

oh and no, I’m not taking the time to know any names yet other than her. TIERRA. how could you forget a name like that.  TIERRA???? Otherwise, I don’t like when I get attached to girls and then they get kicked off, like the 50 shades of grey girl.
Come on ABC! This girl is sheer entertainment – you know you should have kept her! 
she even fell on the stairs night one!! and everyone knows watching people fall is the greatest thing ever. 
so damn sad she is gone. 
the girl that arrives in the wedding dress, that then begs a kiss,
and then gets drunk because sean “just doesn’t get it”. mortifying. 
but then she manages a rose?! 
good job ABC, finally.  keeping the crazies.
The girl with one arm:  I mean this with all respect, but I really hope the producers are just editing it so that there is a constant discussion of it. 
No decent human being would ever care, so please stop talking about it.  If she brings this up every episode I’m going to lose my mind. 
oh, and Kacie being back? Yawn.  

And what the hell was that dress??
p.s. HOW did I not hear about Small Mouth 
breaking up with Ben to date Arie?
WHAAAT? I guess they broke up, but still!! 
Why does every single man think purely with his penis.  Good Lord. 

The Miami Housewives reunion was ridiculous, as expected.

It would have been nice if Lea was able to speak while sitting.
just once.  stay sitting? no?  

oh, and that lost footage they played this week?

An hour of my life I’ll never get back.

Horrible. 


the beiber pot story had me cracking up. 
all the dumb news channels “it may be pot….what will this do to disney darling selena?”
it is pot. why is this shocking?


RHOBH:
Taylor’s psychic is nuts.

Oh wait, all psychics are nuts.  My bad.



“later I’ll tell you about what happened with Princess Diana because she told me.” 
Brandy continues to throw out those lovely classy one liners, calling Faye a “chick with a dick.”

Seriously where did she grow up that she comes up with this stuff?
I did love appreciate how her nipples had to be blurred during the entire shopping excursion with Lisa

{and that store looked like a place Lisa wouldn’t be caught dead in?!}


 Lisa’s show…. Vanderpump Rules.
Good Lord I hate everyone already.

WHO SHAVES THEIR FOREHEAD???
the photo above isn’t even of the shaving, and he is still creeping me out.
look at him?! 

and I’m officially deaf, and disgusted, from Shenea’s recording session. 
good to know what you sound like in bed.
‘preciate it. 
and I’m sorry… but these two are NOT straight.

not even close. 
I’m so sad the finale of Million Dollar Decorators is over.
I’m also sad Lindsay refuses to wear a bra

this picture does not do it justice,
but based off google her and Miley have the same issue.
and brandi.
gawd, lock it up girls. 


but I did love Mary McDonald’s house, which surprised me because she can be a bit too extreme for me with a lot of her spaces




k. that’s all I got. 
what am I forgetting to bitch about? 
xoxo



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