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recently…..

May 14, 2013

alright I’m back!

and happily, somehow, have my sanity intact.

the last couple weekends were fun.
so here are the few, crappy, photos I have.

I celebrated my birthday with a fancy dinner at Pump Room

and of course we didn’t take single photo together…

went to Wine Riot at Union Station with friends

drank copious amounts of wine and pretended to have a delicate palate

lots of brunches

had to help my friends dog free itself from the stairs about 27 times

spent mothers day in the burbs with the man-friends family.

and sent my mom a loving e-card with the worst mom in the world’s photo paired next to the greatest quote.

and, of course, lots and lots of Sunday afternoons spent glued to AppleTV.

This bracelet needs to be added to my wrist immediately

{sarah chloe bracelet}

and to celebrate the end of a hellacious 2 years,

snagged myself this BB Dakota maxi,

and of course every weekend has been freezing so who knows when I’ll actually be able to wear it

{BB Dakota Maxi}

and while I was gone,

Jennifer Lawrence was still being the greatest bitch alive.

xoxo

Lifestyle, weekend recap

Weekend Recap + Monogram Monday

May 13, 2013

ugh. monday.

we finally got to see our friends this weekend to celebrate

and chicago finally had some sunshine and warm weather for a bit on saturday

brunch, shopping, and drinks with

friends made for the perfect stress-free weekend

stopped at the gap and picked up these beauties

with their 30% off sale.

{swiss dot top}
this picture actually makes it look awful.
it’s not.

{floral sateen dress}

and snagged these for $20 at DSW

our friends gave us these adorable pictures
with Miami of Ohio for me and KU for him.

you can find them at the the etsy shop called kenmore house.

and for today’s monogram monday

marley and lilly’s monogrammed tanks.

xoxo

fashion, Lifestyle, wedding

wedding season

May 11, 2013

I’ve been on the hunt for a dress to wear to a wedding,

and I have probably looked at this dress 47 times.

I mean….. it even has pockets. I can’t handle it.

{j.crew collection silk maxi dress}

I think it is the most perfect thing I have ever seen.

Now, if only J.Crew would knock it off already with their pricing,

she would be mine.

xoxo

my apologies….

May 8, 2013

my apologies for the silence.

I’ve had nothing to say because….

well….

ya know, the usual crap.

but it’s my final week of dealing with that.

hopefully 🙂

I’m going to have to take this week off….

but I’ll be back this weekend to discuss more

atrocities like the one above.

I mean honestly.

I was on the verge of stress-induced-5-year-old-tears

when I stumbled across this.

made my night.

it’s the little things (had to. too easy).

xoxo

Friday Randoms

May 3, 2013

hallelujah. we made it to the weekend.

sorry for the lack of coffee talk yesterday, but I haven’t watched anything this week except season 1 of Felicity.

Kip got me the appleTV for my birthday,

and has therefor created a monster.

well… we all know that I’m always pretty glued to the television.

obviously.

me. everyday:

I love it so much – it’s making me quite nostalgic.

when the 9 million episodes of this are done, I’m thinking Dawsons Creek has GOT to be next.

the options are endless.

I’ll be balancing out the constant television viewing with a little reading. Keeping with the high school theme, I’m re-reading The Great Gatsby because I cannot remember it at all and am dying to see the movie next weekend!

two amazing things in one this weekend:

cinco de mayo and the kentucky derby.

break out the monogrammed derby hat.

and some kate spade + lilly.

{via}

{via}

this healthy 7 layer dip

will most likely be made this weekend

or this baked crunchy taco casserole

make good decisions this weekend,

amanda’s still at it on twitter……

try not to instagram any topless photos or anything

after too many margaritas.

xoxo

Lifestyle, recipe

Crack of The Week

May 1, 2013

first and foremost,

thoughts and prayers for boston.

so sad and so scary.

I’ll keep today simple.

We had a birthday brunch on Sunday,

and I thought I’d share the yummy recipes.

my favorite breakfast casserole

I make this all the time, and always love it

{overnight breakfast casserole}

easiest cinnamon rolls ever.

my own photo. so proud it turned out pretty.

{“homemade” bundt pan sticky buns}

my homegirl Ina made an appearance for dessert of course.

I turned her red velvet cupcake recipe into a cake

for the 5th annual 49th birthday.

{damn good red velvet with cream cheese frosting}

xoxo

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