discuss amongst ya-selves……
First of all,
you may have noticed a name change for the ‘ol blog!
Why change my name after years of It’s The Little Things?
I don’t know…..{sigh} why do I do anything?
I wanted a .com name and had been wanting a change for, well, years. But you know how this girl likes to procrastinate 🙂
Everything I thought of was out there already or I didn’t like enough to change, and finally The Sarcastic Blonde popped into my mind!
I have some things to do this weekend to get everything switched over, but please update your bookmarks and spread the word to all your gal-pals that Coffee Talk can now be found on The Sarcastic Blonde.
I hope you all like the new name and continue to read!
I hope you all like the new name and continue to read!
my old site name will automatically forward you here just in case!
and don’t be alarmed….. just because I have a new title doesn’t mean I’ll be doing such important things as proofreading my midnight typing skills so that what I write is actually English.
I’ll work on that too….. but all of the nonsense you’ve come to love or be extremely annoyed by will still be here.
and hopefully some more exciting things too.
:: RHOC Reunion Part II ::
Watching Vicki attempt to discuss the cancer commercial and her “charitable cause” is ridiculous.
Straight from Vicki’s mouth “No one will think I lied about cancer if I do a cancer charity.”
Riiiiiight.
Straight from Vicki’s mouth “No one will think I lied about cancer if I do a cancer charity.”
Riiiiiight.
She starts lying straight through her teeth about it not being “sales” at all and it having no personal benefit when Investigator-Meghan immediately calls her on her BS. (and Kelly thinks she’s helping by being like “that’s how sales works! that’s how you get leads!” It cracks me up every time her large mouth says these horrifically stupid things.)
Leave it to Meghan King Edmonds to chime in with a monotone “um, no” and state the facts.
Love that Meghan this season. Still can’t stand that Jimmy.
One thing I will agree with Vicki on is that Vow Renewals are a curse.
It’s like getting your significant other’s name tattoo’d on your body.
editors note: although somehow Grant and Lace from Bachelor in Paradise, the most drunk and dysfunctional couple of all, is still together after their Grace Tattoo’s.
so shows what I know…..
But vow renewals for TV are for sure bad luck.
and I’m glad Vicki shared the gem that moments after her and Don’s vow renewal he walked into the hotel room and called her out on it being complete BS.
Hashtag Team Don. He deserves every penny of spousal support for putting up with her lackluster love tank for all those years if you ask me.
Kelly figures she’s already dug her hole so deep, why apologize for a damn thing she’s done. Especially the freak out at the Japanese restaurant with the See You Next Tuesday confrontation.
oh, and in case you missed the memo 472 times,
THE WALLS WERE PAPER THIN. IT’S A JAPANESE RESTAURANT.
THEY ARE LITERALLY PAPER THIN WALLS.
My-boyfriend-Andy-Cohen plays an entire montage of all of her wrongdoings and flip-outs this season, and follows it up with the question:
“Is that hard for you to watch?”
No.
“Do you have any shame, any remorse?”
No.
When Meghan King Edmonds reminds Kelly that she apologized for things previously, Kelly clarifies that she takes those apologies back. Sorry, not sorry from Kelly.
Clearly AA + Anger Management taught her A LOT.
She is unbelievable.
or as M-BF-AC calls her “polarizing”.
Please don’t tell me that because he thinks she’s the most “polarizing” housewife they’ve ever had that she will be back….. Ughhhh.
:: NJ REUNION ::
I felt like Joe was the 6th Housewife for this entire reunion?
and season.
And I can recall nothing of importance from this entire second hour….
:: VANDERPUMP RULES ::
can we PLEASE move on to a different story line other than this sexual escapade? and can Lisa VanderPump please stop it with the nasty ‘kentucky muffin’ commentary.
it is REPULSIVE. my disdain for her last season on RHOBH is growing with every inappropriate comment she makes.
The Toms continue to flaunt their Bro-hood with their bi-monthly spa trip together.
it is REPULSIVE. my disdain for her last season on RHOBH is growing with every inappropriate comment she makes.
The Toms continue to flaunt their Bro-hood with their bi-monthly spa trip together.
I mean, I know my husband and his buddies do spa trips ALL the time.
Lala goes to lunch with her Mom, and Lala has a come to Jesus moment about her life and her choices.
While saying that the path to becoming a better person involved one big thing “I can’t drink anymore” , the waitress walks up and she orders a Pinot Grigio.
Her moms seems to be an absolute pillar of stability as well.
also, Lala, Ramona Singer and I all have the same drink choice.
example 2985 I should be concerned with my life choices.
The best part of this entire episode is Katie and Tom in their apartment calling the venue to discuss wedding plans.
Nothing involving the call or the wedding was even registering, because I was just staring at the giant spray painted “artwork” hanging on their apartment walls behind them.
You know how they call each other Bubba?
Of course I can’t find a photo of it, but it looks like this:
BB bbb
bb BUB
Bubba bubba
BB bbbb
BUBS
seriously. I’m mad I didn’t do one of my pictures of the TV for you, so I’ll work on getting one for you for next week.
UPDATE: GOT A PIC OF THE BUBBA ART!
UPDATE: GOT A PIC OF THE BUBBA ART!
editors note: also, speaking of couples with tattoos, they have “bubba” tattoos.
I mean….. it REALLY rivals the incredible artwork over at Scheana and Shay’s : 20 of their their wedding photos blown up on huge canvases all over their walls.
ALSSSOOOO have you heard the rumors about Scheana and Shay being over?
all of these people can barely take care of themselves,
and they all have 2+ dogs each.
these poor animals…. all of their dogs should be the ones up for adoption at this dog day.
all of these people can barely take care of themselves,
and they all have 2+ dogs each.
these poor animals…. all of their dogs should be the ones up for adoption at this dog day.
EDITORS NOTE :
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.
gifs and images via giphy, ABC , E!, Reall Housewives Tmblr, and Bravo
