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The Sarcastic Blonde

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:: Wish List Wednesday ::

August 16, 2017

:: Wish List Wednesday ::

lusts for the week………
I fell in love with so many things this week!
I’m trying to add some more fall finds in addition to my summer picks; we are definitely still in a heat wave right now, but lots of cute fall pieces are available too! 

I ordered this dress the minute I saw it last night.  I’m hoping it’s as cute in person as it is online.  I’m a sucker for a solid, feminine shift dress that you can wear over and over again.

// RUFFLE HEM SHIFT DRESS // 

I always come back to this of dresses over and over again. To me it’s the perfect cut for a wedding or occasion.  And I love the pop of color with the navy.  This also comes in black and white!

// STRAPLESS NAVY DRESS // 

If this isn’t the most perfect summer dress you’ve ever seen, I don’t know what is.
// PRINTED NAVY DRESS //

Both of these dresses are under $100.  The striped button down dress is just adorable, especially with the slightly high-low hemline.  And I love the embroidered poplin dress; I think it would be a perfect dress for now and also for later in the fall with booties or boots.

// EMBROIDERED POPLIN DRESS // STRIPED BUTTON DOWN DRESS //

I just can’t quit the florals lately.


// FLORAL MAXI // FLORAL DRESS W. FLARED HEM // 

I know we will soon be entering fall, so I’m trying to not only shop for the summer heat wave we are having (but the perk of living in the South is dress season is not ending any time soon!)


// SHEATH DRESS // GINGHAM DRESS // BLACK LACE // 

These dresses are dress options for now and also for later.
Again, I always go nuts for a shift dress!

// V-NECK DRESS // BOW BACK DRESS // RUFFLE SLEEVE DRESS // 

 

There’s nothing better than a great thin sweater for fall.  I love the asymmetrical hem of the first sweater so much.  The v-neck has a price and length that can’t be beat – I feel like this sweater will be just like the BP striped long sleeved top that everyone tried to get their hands on last fall.  They always have great staples year after year.


// ASYMMETRICAL HEM SWEATER // LONG SLEEVE V-NECK // 

A few more tops that I have my eye on!

// ONE SHOULDER TOP // RUFFLE HEM BLOUSE // ONE SHOULDER HEM // 

The striped bell sleeved top is perfection!

// SIDE KNOT TEE // FRENCH STRIPE BELL SLEEVE // WHITE POPLIN TIERED TOP // STRIPED SIDE TIE TEE // STRIPE SIDE KNOT 

You know I love me some graphic tees.

// PARDON MY FRENCH // 

always gaga over anything gingham + blue
// GINGHAM DRESS // 

And finally, a denim jacket to last you a lifetime.
I don’t know what I’d do without my jean jackets!
// DENIM JACKET // 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
International, Italy, Lifestyle, Travel

:: Italy Travel Guide : A Day in Milan ::

August 15, 2017

:: Italy Travel Guide : A Day in Milan ::

I’m back today with another travel recap for you from our trip in July:
A guide to 24 hours in Milan!

After 4 days and nights in Amsterdam, we flew to Milan, where we spent a full day before heading to Como for the wedding weekend of Kip’s family friend to begin.

We flew on the beautiful upscale airline EasyJet, which was as bottom of the barrel as I have ever experienced.  We had gotten up at about 4:30 AM for our flight, so I was exhausted and started to fall asleep on the plane.  When my head hit the back of the seat Kip kept saying “Don’t do that!!! You’ll get lice!!!” He is a germ freak…. but these seats were um, very alarming.
Just wanted to paint a full picture for ya.  Cheap flights at their finest. But it was hundreds less than the Delta flight! 

Going from the quaint, quiet days in Amsterdam to a bustling city was definitely a jarring change! But Milan was beautiful.  I will say, it’s nothing you need to see on an Italian Adventure in our opinion.  (Venice, Rome, Florence, etc are all much more worthy of your time!) But it’s the main airport to fly into for much of Northern Italy, and it’s a perfect way to spend a day in Italy after a long flight and get your bearings, or at the end of a trip before flying back home.

 

:: Where We Stayed ::

We stayed at the Hotel Milano Scala.  We really liked the location in City Center; it was far enough away from the very busy areas, but a very quick walk to the Duomo and Galleria Vittorio Emanuele. We were able to take a train from the airport and walk 10 minutes to the hotel.  It’s a cute boutique hotel and we were also sold when we saw that they had a rooftop bar and a beautiful courtyard. The rooms had a gigantic shower and tub which was amazing since we knew the rest of the trip in AirBnB’s and the Bed and Breakfast that was unlikely.  A big shower (with big towels- score!) are something of a rarity.
The size of the towels kills me – it’s like a face towel for your body.

Before we went to dinner that night, we went up to the rooftop bar for Apertivo.  It was beautiful!

// RED LACE DRESS //

and the Apertivo samplings were very generous!

Other Hotel : Many people recommended the Park Hyatt in Milan. We used Kip’s hotels.com points from work travel to book Hotel Milano Scala!

:: What We Did ::
Again…. this is very different than our last trip to Italy where it was go-go-go.  We wanted to just wander and relax before the wedding + family trip began, so that’s exactly what we did.  Plus it was hot-hot-hawwwwt in July.  I’m sweating just thinking about it.
Oh….. this was also the ONLY night’s sleep during two weeks that we had AIR CONDITIONING….in mid-July….. so just let that simmer around in your mind for a bit…. 

I just wanted to see the pretty shopping areas 🙂 If I’m going to walk and wander in a beautiful place, doing some incredible window shopping is very much preferred.

Via Montenapoleone and Via Della Spiga
These are the streets that you can walk around and window shop.  There were absolutely gorgeous shops – anything and everything from Patek Philipe to Chanel to Van Cleef & Arpels and everything in between.  I can’t think of a single luxury store not there!!

// FLORAL ROMPER // 

Galleria Vittorio Emanuele
This is the oldest “shopping mall” in the world and it’s just gorgeous.  Definitely not what I would consider a mall per-say, but just walking through here is incredible.  It’s right by the Duomo and everything as well.

The Duomo

Canal District
This was a bit of a walk for us, but the groom that lives in Como (whose wedding we flew to Italy for) had recommended this.  It was a cute area with little shops and restaurants and very quaint away from the mayhem of cars and hustle and bustle of the city (there are two canals on the map when you look, one is NOT it, take my word for it :D) .

also recommended by others :
Shop at 10 Corso Como, see The Last Supper, Gothic Cathedral, Sightsee around the Duomo and Galleria Vittorio Emanuele,  Ambrosian Library, the Medieval Piazza dei Mercanti, and Castello (castle).

To Eat: 

Hostaria Borromei
We went here for dinner the night we were in Milan.  This was a recommendation from a reader who called it her “best meal of the trip” and we definitely loved it.  Request to sit outside on the patio – it’s beautifully covered in a huge lush ceiling of greenery.

The art on the walk home from dinner back towards our hotel was simply remarkable.

Luini 
We went here for lunch pitstop.  This is a quick, cheap place where you order at the counter place right next to Galleria Vittorio Emanuele (the gorgeous “mall”).  They serve panzerotti, or basically deep fried dough filled with whatever you like.  It’s like crack – I’m still thinking about it.  You walk out of the mall and past a McDonald’s (seriously there is a McD’s right next to like Prada it’s great) and then run right into Luini.  The concierge at our hotel told us about it when we dropped our bags and changed and wanted a quick bite.   It was truly incredible.  It’s unlike anything deep fried you can imagine, and you can get sweet one’s or savory one’s.  We got a few deep fried savory sandwiches and it was one of the best things I ate the whole trip (and the cheapest!) Luini is the perfect first pit stop to fuel up for a day of sightseeing.

 Drinks on Corso Como
An area with some nightlife and bars and restaurants

Outfits from Milan :
I have worn both of these pieces a dozen times and love them so much.
The red lace I have worn from everything from a wedding to date night to a party.  You can easily dress it up and down.  And the romper is so silky and lightweight that it was perfect for the extreme heat and long days outside! 

// RED LACE DRESS //      and          // FLORAL ROMPER // 

We had a great time in Milan – but we were ready to head out of the city life to get to Como and Wedding Weekend! I’ll share more pictures from our trip next week with the wedding, and then our stay in Tremezzo on Lake Como!

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: Red Off The Shoulder Dress ::

August 14, 2017

:: Red Off The Shoulder Dress ::

Today I’m sharing a perfect summertime look with a pop of color.
It’s still hot as heck here in the South (and I’m hoping it stays that way for quite some time!) This dress is super lightweight and flowy which is great for those hot summer days and nights.  I am heading to Austin this Thursday for a Bachelorette party and I know this will be a go-to with the temperatures as high as 101 degrees (Good Lord!) The red color is gorgeous and it’s the perfect dress to be able to constantly change up with different accessories since it’s a neutral. A bright neutral, but a neutral!


// RED OFF THE SHOULDER DRESS //
runs slightly large, size down.  I am in XS
// TORY BURCH SANDALS // STATEMENT EARRINGS // 

I also absolutely love the white version of this dress.

// WHITE OFF THE SHOULDER DRESS // 

I hope you all had a great weekend! Mine was extremely productive, thank goodness. I made it to a workout class each day (Blast and Sculpthouse) and I got to see friends Saturday and my family Sunday so it was pretty great overall.
Friday Kip and I walked up to The One Sushi for dinner, and Saturday we met friends at Varuni Napoli.  I had never been and loved their pizza and their outdoor patio.  

I hope you all have a great start to the week!
Don’t forget to set your DVR’s!
Bachelor in Paradise and RH of Dallas start tonight!! 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
friday randoms, Lifestyle

:: FRIDAY RANDOMS AND LINK LOVE ::

August 11, 2017

:: FRIDAY RANDOMS AND LINK LOVE ::


Cheers to Friday!!

We have plans for a much needed low key weekend.  On the agenda :

Catching up on Shitt’s Creek (I downloaded it for the plane home from Milan and Kip has gotten addicted so now I need to catch up to him – it’s hilarious)
and also watching
Watching  What the Health, a new documentary on Netflix. My coworker was telling me about it because she knows I love reading/watching all that stuff (wether I abide by it or not) so I definitely want to see it!

:: LINK LOVE :: 

In preparation for Bachelor in Paradise on Monday, please enjoy the season premiere of Jimmy Kimmel’s Baby Bachelor in Paradise.  So good. And sadly so realistic.

Lydia from Real Housewives is on vacation is my most favorite place in the world, Positano.  I really need to know how she got these photographs because this is insanely gorgeous.

17 Documentaries to watch on Netflix to Cheer you Up. (Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work!? Added to the list already!)

The story of How Lilly Pulitzer came to be.

I really need to get on the silk pillowcase bandwagon – as the giant lines on my face every morning remind me.  Here are the 11 best silk pillowcases on Amazon. 

The 5 vases you need for arranging flowers. Pinning immediately.  This is very helpful for me because I constantly ruin my Trader Joe’s flowers by cutting them and then realizing the vase is awful for them.

Starbucks isn’t my thing, but I know it’s everyone else’s: You can now get PSL at your own home.

Is there really a difference between West Palm Beach and Palm Beach? (with the line To be honest, yes. afterwards.  I saw this on Town & Country and cracked up and then I saw By: Tinsley Mortiomer and laughed even harder.)

:: FIT on FRIDAY LINK LOVE :: 
The traveling just doesn’t stop (no complaints).  I am wheels up again next weekend to Austin for one of my best friends Bachelorette Weekend.  It is going to be hot as hades and I need to be wearing as little clothing as possible.  I’m still trying to lose my 5 pounds I packed on when I felt personally victimized by one Ms. Vicki Gunvalson.  I just can’t believe she dared to ruin my summer bod for me.  It definitely has nothing to do with coming home 5 pounds heavier from my Italy-No-Carb-Left-Behind adventure…..

not one thing to do with the Pizza or Pasta….. it’s that damn Vicki.
from this day forward, I will blame all weight issues on Vicki Gunvalson.  It’s Shannons gift to the world. 
So, a few health links as I try to LOCK IT UP this week.

If fitness class descriptions were actually honest, this is what they’d say.
This is seriously hilarious –  there are gifs and everything – and so true and had me laughing out loud.
Perfect quick read for a laugh on a Friday at work.

Unfortunately going back to my daily apple cider didn’t magically melt the pounds away.  Huh.  Who knew?  My husband says this is absurd and bad for you, but I can’t quit it.  Here’s what happens when you drink ACV every morning for a week.

10 Detox Foods already in your Kitchen.

Apparently Tequila + Soda is taking over as the new “basic” drink and the healthiest drink? Based on the behavior that ensued in Mexico on Real Housewives…. I’m not so sure about that….

but I do love that the article says  “tequila is an upper”.
Again…. The real Housewives tells me otherwise?  

This fitness pro does my favorite 10 minute barre ab workout, and I just found this 45 minute full body routine with Jake. It looks like a real ass kicker.

5 Tricks to make you Look and Feel more Attractive, according to Science .  (Smile!!!)

How my girl-crush J.Lo gets and keeps her amazing bod.

:: FASHION FINDS ::

I am determined to wear a jumpsuit to my friends Rehearsal Dinner this fall, and this one is perfect.
A few others I love :
ONE my favorite, in both colors // TWO // THREE // FOUR // FIVE

Re-stock alert! This dress in all sizes and all colors, and this blouse in all sizes and all colors! 

My favorite tank that I have in 4 colors is out in 3 gorgeous new shades for fall.

Great basic long-sleeved bodysuit with the perfect V for fall.

Designer look for a fraction of the price. 

Love the hem and knot detailing of this under $100 dress.

J.Crew always kills it in the stripe department.
This one shoulder bow top is adorable, and this bell sleeve is perfect for fall.

I wear stud earrings everyday and these are a great size and perfectly simple.

The perfect top, in a dozen colors and prints, to throw on and go for under $50.

Gimme this drape front cardigan – looks like heaven!

An LBD that’ll make heads turn. 

These earrings look like my favorite from J.Crew but a little bit dressier – and a steal. 

Love this lace dress for a wedding in black or navy, or the white for a bride for a rehearsal dinner or engagement party. Also love this in black and white! 

My favorite beach sandals are out in a bunch of new colors and prints.

The cutest bodysuit I ever did see.

The hem on this layered sweatshirt has my name all. over. it.
…. okay wait, or this one.  adorable. 

Striped top perfection. 

If you’re looking for a short wedding guest dress (that you’ll be able to wear again), I found it.

Blush + Suede + Under $100. 

Why must the cutest top I have seen all week cost $445? Are they on drugs?
I’ll settle for this stunning striped bandeau instead.

HAPPY WEEKENDING EVERYONE!
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: Wish List Wednesday : Under $50 and $100 ::

August 2, 2017

:: Wish List Wednesday : Under $50 and $100 ::

lusts for the week……
with nothing from the Anniversary Sale,
so all sizes are fully stocked! 

.

:: FAVORITES UNDER $50 ::



// WHITE LACE W. BOW BACK //



// TKEES SANDALS // 


// STRAPLESS BLUE DRESS //  



// KNOTTED TASSEL EARRINGS //



// BLACK AND WHITE COLORBLOCK WITH CUTOUT BACK //


// SPLIT BACK TOP //


// RED RUFFLE SLEEVE DRESS //


// OFF THE SHOULDER TIE TOP //


// POM SWEATER TANK // 

:: FAVORITES UNDER $100 ::


// BLACK CROSSOVER MIDI DRESS // 


// FLARE SLEEVE LACE MINI DRESS // 


// NAVY WRAP FRONT TROUSER //


// RACERBACK DRESS // 


// FLOWER BUTTON SLEEVE DRESS // 


// PINK SKIRT //



// FAUX WRAP BODY SUIT //


// CUTOUT SHEATH DRESS // 

Happy Shopping !!

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

:: Weekend Finds ::

July 30, 2017

:: Weekend Finds ::

This summer heat has me lusting after these breezy off the shoulder pieces!
I especially love the red gingham romper!

//   ONE   //   TWO   //   THREE   //   FOUR   //   FIVE   // 

I’m wishing I had a Mexican vacation to look forward to,
because these fun + colorful bucket bags and beaded clutches would be perfect!
I especially love the beaded bucket bag – so cute.


// BLUE WOVEN BAG // BEADED PALM BAG // PINK WOVEN BAG // 

// BEADED CLUTCH //  PINEAPPLE CLUTCH // PALM TREE CLUTCH // 


// WOVEN STRAW CLUTCH // 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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