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coffee talk

October 3, 2013

discuss amongst ya-selves…..

WWHL with Theresa and Joe on Sunday was just ridiculous.

They answered differently to the same questions. Joe knew about the IRS looking into them for years and Theresa said she had no idea?
Joe doesn’t even know what half the charges are. Chuckle Chuckle.
Oh, yeah… it’s just hilarious. You dumbass.
I’m sorry they deserve whatever is coming to them. I feel awful for their children, but the two of them are so far gone it’s not even funny.

Highlight for me:
Andy: Do you think you’ve ever lived beyond your means?

them: Oh, no…no. Not at all.

UM…..

YOU’VE FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY.

{picture me screaming at the television with my arms in the air.}

OK, so I’m a huge Big Bang Theory fan (I swear all of you don’t know what you’re missing) but hearing the news that Kaley Cuoco is engaged is a bit shocking. I love her, but I swear I just read about a break up she had like 2 months ago.

They’ve been dating since “late summer”.
Isn’t late summer, like, end of August?
“I know it seems a little crazy” is the understatement of the month, Kaley.

Maksim from DWTS and Kate are dating

{side note: I’m enjoying DWTS way too much.}
Maks scares the crap out of me from seeing the way he is on other seasons…. I would be terrified to be dating him.

Ummm here are some photos of Bradley Cooper and his girlfriend.

I’m sorry…. how old is she?? Because this just looks wrong.

Eric and Jessie: Game On on E! is totally filling my “Nick and Jessica: Newlyweds” void.

I had no earthly clue who either of them were, but so far so good.

Good looking, talented, not spoiled by big fame yet, and wedding planning – yep ,works for me.
Um…. Kim. I was hoping we were keeping the horrid outfits to just your pregnancy, but apparently not.
The crazy botoxed face isn’t really working for me either.

OK… I saw the baby shower on Keeping Up w The Kardashians….
why do they all keep saying Kan-YAY.
Kan-Yay. As if it’s 2 words?
It’s driving me INSANE. As if HE COULDN’T GET MORE OBNOXIOUS.

Adrienne Maloof is dating another ~~child~~ man.

Who are these people? She always looks like a stripper that’s been invited to a party.

Oh, but sweet skinny arm – you are totally fooling him and everyone else into thinking you are young and not old enough to be his mother.

Speaking of Housewives, did you hear Slade and Gretchen aren’t returning to the show?

They are apparently shopping their own spinoff to focus on ~~Slade’s vasectomy and how he’ll never have kids~~ their wedding. Ugh.

And, this weeks Jackhole of the Week:

you’ll never guess who it is…….

I seriously can’t believe this kid.

This is Beiber getting carried up the Great Wall of China by bodygaurds.

Beiber needs a swift kick in the ass. I want to slap the kid.

Lifestyle

JT + TKO

October 2, 2013

ummmm. JT is singing a song about me.

{my initials are TKO, in case ya missed it.}

oh…..and just ignore the creepy

“coochie coochie coo” at the beginning and focus on the rest…..

my immature, pathetic self upon realizing JT has a song with my name and listening to it:

I feel like this is just a blog professing how pathetic I am?

Oh well…..

fashion, Lifestyle

mad for plaid

October 1, 2013

Maybe it’s due to the fact that I wore a plaid uniform skirt everyday from kindergarten to senior year…

and loved it. god I miss uniforms.

or maybe it’s because Mary Katherine Gallagher looks so damn good….

but I love me some plaid.

It’s the perfect pattern for fall.

oh, and apparently when I wear my scrunchie at home while I work out,

I am looking super stylish,

because Marc Jacobs is selling this on shopbop

{scrunchie}

He calls it a “hair tie”.

You are fooling no one, marc.

No one.

Lifestyle, weekend recap

weekend recap

September 30, 2013

I headed south to visit my family this weekend and it was so nice to be home.

I brought a treat for my future nephew from Chicago.

My sister made the most amazing dinner.

Ina Garten’s Meatballs with spaghetti. I have NEVER tasted a meatball this great.

She also made the cutest dessert – mini oreo cheescakes!

We went and registered for my wedding china…. take one guess as to which direction this is going….

obviously I added these to the list as well.

checking out the chargers – monogram options for script/block, center/top of plate

The Christmas china is a fortune – all of it is hand painted and the price sure as hell shows it. I won’t be registering for any of these because of that, but hopefully over the years I can collect a few pieces because I just love it.

Oh, and update from the book club front:

The Interestings was awful. Seriously Disappointing.

anyone else read it? thoughts?

I’m happy to be home and back to my devoted DVR. He’s always so happy to see me.

So many shows to catch up on – How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Project Runway, Revenge, Homeland… the list goes on and on.

fashion, Lifestyle

wishlist wednesday

September 25, 2013

lusts for the week…..

with lots under $100!

{dress} back in stock! under $100

{earrings} under $100

{sweater} under $100

I am obsessed with these booties.

{booties}

{dress}

{necklace} under $100

{sweater} under $100

{scarf}

{top} under $100

and when it gets chilly….. oh, yes please

{gloves} under $100

And from previous wishlists – these two just haven’t left my mind. This J.Crew t-shirt has my name written all over it. Cost per wear of this bad boy will be 5 cents so it is totally justified.

And this hat will be my saving grace when dry shampoo just isn’t gonna cut it.

Lifestyle, weekend recap

this just in…..

September 24, 2013

Kanye west is the “No. 1 Rock Star on the Planet.”

this news is, of course, brought to us from Yeezus himself.

He is also the No. 1 Ass on the Planet.

check out the interview (just one of many filled with his ridiculous words) here

I had an amazing weekend with my brother-in-law and his friends in town.

so many photo bombs, so little time

Just realizing I wore stripes all weekend….

mr. dicknose and a bride, with no husband to be seen, hanging on hubbard

inaugural taco fest on southport.

while I enjoy a street fest in our neighborhood, the constant blasting music for two days straight was a little much for me.

I put myself on a zero shopping budget August 1st and am proud to say it has extended all the way through this last week of September. But I’m starting to get the twitches and tics of Lamar Odom going through withdrawal, and I think the second October 1st comes around some online shopping for fall is going to need to happen.

It’ll be my 60 day reward for not shopping by shopping. Like how the most natural way to celebrate sticking to a diet is to devour as much fried food and cream cheese based dips as possible the second it ends. Obviously.