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The Sarcastic Blonde

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Lifestyle, weekend recap

weekend recap

October 21, 2013

weekend recap
I went to an amazing engagement party for one of my best friends at Little Goat on Friday 
how cute are these? best last names to join forces ever. 
I never knew how amazing goat was – there was a goat quesadilla that changed my life. 

Sunday I had brunch with girlfriends and we ventured to an apple orchard for a fall funday.  
 after all that good old fashioned family fun
there was a gem of a strip joint we passed on the country road…. 

I mean…. have you ever seen something so fantastic in your life? 
I actually got 2 splinters and my finger was bleeding because I ran and jumped to lay in front of this with far too much excitement.
worth it.





by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

Friday Randoms

October 18, 2013

Friday Randoms
Cheers to the weekend!! 

I have so many things that I have written in pretty handwriting in my pretty planner to check off the list this weekend! 
Sadly, so true. 

Gap opened in my neighborhood this week, and I am excited to stroll on in there this afternoon.  (two stories and all!) 
I love this little sparkle belt
and this scarf is so cute for fall (wish it was red….) 
also, this whole outfit.  I need some skinny cords in my life. 

skinny cords // boucle jacket // suede booties // scarf 

Some links for the week: 

8 things every happy woman should have, found via cupcakes and cashmere (link)

Carrie Bradshaw Quotes from Sex & The City Simplified by Carrie Mathison of Homeland.  Amazing (link). 

This Jelly Bean Video about how we spend our lives (link)

This “warped childhood” post commenting on Restoration Hardware Baby and Kids Catalogue is hilarious. I want to know this person. The names she comes up with for the children alone had me cracking up. (link)

Ignore the creepy video and just listen to the music, and this Wrecking Ball and Mumford and Sons song is actually pretty good. (link) 

I have one of best friends engagement parties tonight (and am sadly missing my best friends engagment party in Atlanta tomorrow night) and then some fall activities planned for the weekend.  

I have vowed that this will be an active, healthy, tiny amount of wine weekend….. 
I’ll report back Monday and we will see how that goes.
What qualifies as a “tiny amount” of wine? 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
coffee talk, Lifestyle

coffee talk

October 17, 2013

coffee talk



discuss amongst ya-selves…. 
 
I’ve already confessed my embarassing love of Dancing with The Stars this season. 

But this is something all of you will love. 


Loooooove this song, and love Derek Hough.  He amazes me. 

I am doing the creepy thing I do where I smile at the TV/computer 
screen when watching someting I like. Why do I do this? 

Lily Colins and Zac Efron: 
Are these two dating? Because me likey!
Speaking of people who may or may not have addiction problems,
The Jo-Bro cancellation of their 19 tour stops may not be due to wanting the music to go in “different directions”.  

Joe Jonas has been hanging with Demi Lovato’s old addiction specialist.  
and apparently it’s heroin
Say whaaaaaaaat.  
what is wrong with all of these people?!?

Crazy Ashlee and Crazy Michaelfrom bachelor/bachelorette are dating .
Please tell me you remember Ashlee….

she was dating sean on the show,
and acted like a stage five serial killer clinger
then was dating brad womack earlier this year,
and now the mama’s boy michael.  
Are these people EVER capable of not hooking up with one another? 
Its like giant orgy that never ends, and keeps getting bigger and bigger with each season of the show. 
exhibit B, posted within 24 hours of me seeing this first story. but no one remembers or cares about these two. 

Jessica Simpson was out and about and looks so pretty ….
…but her baby daddy looks like a creepy mountain pedophile? Huh? 
You knew an insult had to be following that complement. 

This Highway Sing Along makes me so happy 


{via}
the backstreet boys sing-along at the end is amazing. 
and is that the chick that won project runway? Michelle? with the half shaved head? 
I swear that is her…. why don’t these talents translate to anything useful in the real world? 

I missed Bravo’s Peoples Couch but am so excited to watch 

This show is made for me!
It’s people watching Bravo shows and commenting on them!
 Literally – me yelling at the television screen every single night.
 I LOVE IT. 

kim kardashian’s ring from K Hump sold at auction for $740,000
good lord. people never cease to amaze me. 

but high five kris.  milk those 72 days for all they’re worth. 
he will be donating an undisclosed amount to an unnamed charity….. 

hmmm… i think thats code for nothing to no one? 

and kanye continues to bitch.
this time about how his baby mama doesn’t qualify for a star on the hollywood walk of fame. 
WHAT???
WHY???? 
She is so talented!!

Oh, and clearly the photo above qualifies for this week’s Jackhole(s) of the Week.


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

nerd alert.

October 15, 2013

nerd alert.
I am planner obsessed.
I don’t know what it is, but I get so giddy about buying a planner and writing in it and labeling everything (bonus points for color coding).
  Sure, I’ll put events in my iPhone, but mainly, it’s only the planner I care about and look at..

I came across Erin Condren last month after searching online for a new planner for an embarrassing amount of time.  It is amazing and completely customizable – and of course, most important, so damn pretty.  

I customized my cover with my name in the style below,


but as you can see from above, you can add photos and 9 million other options.
{I’m already wishing I had make the back cover my monogram signature that I have below, or the striped blue and pink T. Damn!}
  It is such a great size, super durable with a laminated cover, so much space for everything, tons of personalized stickers, notes section…. I’ll stop but you get it. 

Erin Condren also carries so much more than planners – personalized address stickers, wrapping paper, holiday cards, stationary.  The list goes on and on.

OK… done with my Nerd Alert. 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

case of the mondays.

October 14, 2013

case of the mondays.
I’ve been tired (and complaining I’m sure) like a 4 year old lately and have had no energy to contribute my dumb, pointless commentary on serious journalism and educational shows to the blog…. and for that I apologize.  

I haven’t been able to comment on so many things!!!
As I am writing this I am already falling asleep…. but just a few things: 

ugh.  why god why?
Mainly, how Ben (Francine) from The Bachelor was somehow even linked to Kris Kardashian in this divorce situation.  
I mean….. WHAT???
and Khloe… you’re killing me.  What’s the deal??
Last night’s Keeping Up with Blah Blah longest title ever and so many damn K’s, she was having all those wierd conversations with him and NOW I’M EVEN MORE CONFUSED.  Had she known all along about the drugs? Or did she just think he was depressed?? 

I haven’t watched anything on Glee yet this season, but I heard the tribute this week was a serious tear jerker. 


Last week’s (not last night’s… ugh I’m so behind) Homeland was the biggest yawn I’ve ever seen.

DANA….. YOU’RE KILLING ME. 

and I am soooo excited Lauren Conrad is engaged.  


One of my bff’s was in from NYC this weekend, and we had such a great time. I am still recovering from our epic Heads Up battles {greatest app ever made}. We were asleep on the couch by 10 pm saturday….. and these are people who party more than I do, so that is really saying something.


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle, weekend recap

what day is it?

October 8, 2013

what day is it?
sorry for my absence yesterday…. 
I was just not ready for Monday morning. 
I guess lord yeezus and I do have something in common. 

I missed Miley on SNL because my DVR didn’t record…. until I’m able to watch, how was it? Did you want to chuck things at the television whilst yelling profanities? 
lots of tongue sticking out I’m sure….
Delayed weekend recap: 
I had a friend’s gorgeous wedding this weekend and it was so much fun. 

I need to upgrade fom the iPhone 4 asap…. the camera barely works and ever since I downloaded the new software (I hate it, the calendar especially – it’s awful) my phone is running even more slowly.  I hate technology sometimes. 

My laugh of the day: a Buzzfeed link.  Shocker.

32 Parents Who Nailed it on Halloween 
my two favorites: Forest Gump and Lt. Dan
 and Granny 


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