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:: favorites lately ::

December 16, 2015

today I’m sharing a few things that I picked up during Black Friday/Cyber Monday Sales,

or favorite items that have been in heavy rotation lately!

this skirt is super fun for the holidays, and because of the length its appropriate for so many things from work to family to nights out.

it is 50% off again! ah-mazing.

this is in the running for my christmas party outfit this weekend.

:: jcrew sequin skirt ::

runs slightly small, possibly order up a size

apparently I’m not just into a touch of leopard (this scarf is still a favorite and now on super sale for under $10!)

but I’m also into sequins right now. I don’t know who I am, but they both pair perfectly with navy and white stripes, so I guess this is the new me.

I also picked up this sweatshirt during their black friday sales with the sequin hem

it’s currently sold out (argh!) but they do have this girls sequin sweatshirt……

sooooooo any chance the size 16 fits like an adult small? 🙂

but the same thing with fringe is even cuter and on sale for 40% off

I love, love the navy.

:: jcrew sweatshirt with fringe hem :: 40% off

order down a size

this grey sleeveless sweater is my newest obsession.

the open air arms really helps with chicago wintertime where you bundle up so much you are sweating uncontollably…… the side is more open so its perfect for a cute lace bra or tank.

:: nordstrom sleeveless sweater ::

order down a size

for those of you with narrow calves or that always have a hard time finding fitted boots, these over the knee boots are great and nice and tight. plus they are less than $25. for real.

they are cuter than in this photo, but my photo of course is just as awful so I’ll save your eyeballs 🙂

:: forever 21 boots ::

finally got a legit blanket scarf. this thing is legitimately giant when you open it all the way but I love it.

:: asos blanket scarf ::

and the best basic ever, Striped 3/4 Sleeve Tunic that i snagged in all 3 colors, is still worn every weekend solo or as a layering piece like below.

I got the plaid scarf at Lord and Taylor last year and they still have it, currently on sale!

:: tartan plaid scarf :: on sale !

:: old navy striped 3/4 sleeve tunic :: on sale !

I also really love and repeatedly wear their old navy striped sweater.

I tried two of their sweater dresses but the fabric was really cheap feeling and fit was off, so back they went.

if any of you have good sweater dress recommendations, comment or email my way! I have been on the hunt!

oh and just because…….

fashion, Lifestyle

:: gift guide : for her ::

December 15, 2015

there are still a few days left to finish up your Christmas shopping!

and luckily all the good sites still have free shipping by christmas day 🙂

so I need to finally finish everything since we are doing our first Christmas celebrations this weekend! yikes! thank goodness amazon prime and I are BFF’s.

first up, some personalized finds for the ladies in your life.

personalized whiskey rocks // initial Y necklace // double initial necklace // travel jewelry case

engraved coordinates cuff // leather tassel key chain // monogram earrings

initial jewelry box // initial wrap around ring // catch-all tray

next up, some items for the home.
The SHUGUH sugar bowl is too darn cute, and the audrey at home memoir/cookbook/coffee table book would be such a great gift for so many people.

whale bookends // sugar bowl // brass wishbone

initial cheese board with hidden cheese knives // audrey at home book // marble + wood cutting board

pineapple ornament // striped marble serveware // copper canisters

I also thought this chalkboard table runner would be fun for kids,
slash a dinner party with immature people like myself and my friends.

{chalkboard table runner}

and a few more finds for her……

monogrammed throw blanket
needlepoint pillow (other cities available!) // mini blue tooth speaker
polka dot apron

and I had to sharethese ice cream koozies are the perfect under $10 stocking stuffer. too cute!
perfect for your lazy as hell friend who is all about netflix and chill 🙂

ice cream is cheaper than therapy
sundae funday
don’t have a meltdown

and totally unrelated,
I have been forgetting to add this to a post somewhere for weeks,
but when I saw this challah menorah on Oprah’s Favorite Things (and just saw again on Amazon)
my first thought was definitely something else…….

liiiiiike…..perhaps make the photo you are using one of the ENTIRE menorah, because only showing part of it makes it look even more phallic.

fashion, Lifestyle

:: wishlist wednesday ::

December 2, 2015

lusts for the week…….

because sales are still going strong, and remember ladies:

liiiiiiike, as of 10 PM tuesday night as I type this post,

these beauties are 40% off and have only a few sizes left!! HURRY!!!

I know what you’re thinking….

(well….. I thought a lot of things so perhaps I don’t)

what animal is that? a miniature dog breed of some sort?

:: quite possibly the ugliest shoes in the world ::

they call them a “slip on loafer” . SERIOUSLY? PEOPLE?

EVEN ON SALE, THEY OVER $1,000 AND LOOK LIKE YOU KILLED

BETSY JOHNSON AND A SHIT-ZU AND PUT THEM ON YOUR FEET?

how are these even shoes?

the best part is the reviews ….. “5 stars, thoroughly modern indeed”. go read it.
or sit and wonder why the hell I take the time to scroll through to read the reviews on hideous thousand dollar “shoes”.

anyways…….

you know I love a bucket bag, and you can’t beat the price and the multiple color options on this one.

:: urban outfitters bucket bag :: only $54

:: long sleeved navy dress :: under $100

:: elbow patch sweater :: multiple colors, under $60

and finally,

express is having 40% off of all of their outerwear!

perfect timing with the cold and snow arriving back in Chicago. womp womp.

the fur collar on this coat removable,

making it a great 2 for 1 option!

:: removable faux fur coat ::

:: down filled toggle puffer coat ::

:: leather jacket :: available in 6 colors, under $60

:: black and herringbone hooded jacket ::

:: classic trench ::

for those of you cooler than me…..

:: faux fur coat ::

alright I need to get back to RHoBH premiere night!
and continuing crying over Yolanda and David Foster divorce news……
why…..WHYYYYY……

fashion, Lifestyle

:: BLACK FRIDAY SALES ::

November 27, 2015

get those wallets ready!

it’s time to get your christmas shopping done,
all from the comfort of your couch while you recover from yesterday’s food fest.

:: J.CREW FACTORY ::
50% off everything and Free Shipping

:: MADEWELL ::
25 % off with code CALMDOWN

perfect time to grab a pair of those Sorel Boots!

:: J. CREW ::
40% off amazing styles + 30% off everything else with code HOLIDAY

:: ASOS ::

30% off with code BLESSED

(I wonder why they picked Blessed and not HASHTAG Blessed……)

:: ANN TAYLOR ::

50% off with code CELEBRATE

:: RAG AND BONE ::

newbury booties up to 50% off, plus an additional 25% off with code BF25

and these newbury booties too

:: LOFT ::

40% OFF with code BF40

:: GAP ::

50% off everything with code BLKFRIDAY

:: OLD NAVY ::

40% up to 60% off everything!

:: TORY BURCH ::

Spend $250, get 30% off with code THANKS

:: MARK AND GRAHAM ::

20% off, free shipping, free monogramming, and free gift wrap with code FRIENDS

:: KATE SPADE ::

25% off everything with code MERCI

and a few more……..

Amazon: 30% off clothing, shoes & more using code 30BLACKFRI

Anthropologie: 25% off everything in stores & online using code SHOPTOIT

Athleta: 20% off your entire purchase in stores & online using code WORKIT (ends 11/29)

Banana Republic: 50% off sweaters & 40% off everything else online only (some exclusions apply) using code BRFRIDAY thru 11/27 + free shipping on orders over $50

BaubleBar: 30% off your purchase using code THX + free shipping & returns on all orders (ends 11/29)

Club Monaco: 25% off $150, 30% off $250 or 35% off $400 in stores & online using code THANKFUL + free shipping on $150 or more

Express: 50% off everything online & in stores until noon or 40% off everything after noon on Friday + free shipping on all orders

Forever 21: Extra 50% off sale styles & up to 70% off select full-price styles in stores & online (prices as marked); first people in line at the store will receive mystery gift cards valued at up to $100 + free shipping on all orders today only

H&M: First 100 shoppers in line will receive in-store scratch-offs valued at up to $300; up to 60% off select styles storewide + free shipping for online orders using code 3265 (ends 11/28)

Macy’s: 20% off using code THANKS or get $20 off your purchase of $50 using code THANKS50; extra 25% off clearance designer handbags; 50% off select junior’s clothing; 60% off select women’s coats; 50% off select women’s sweaters; 25% off select NIKE styles + free shipping on orders of $50 or more

Neiman Marcus: $50 off your regular-priced qualifying purchase of $200 or more online only using code THANKFUL

Nine West: All boots & booties 50% off; up to 50% off pumps, bags & more; extra 20% off $125+

Nordstrom: Extra 25% off select sale styles (online prices as marked; in stores discount taken at register) + free shipping & returns on all orders

Nordstrom Rack: Extra 30% off all clearance items online only (prices as marked) + free shipping on orders over $100

Rebecca Minkoff: 25% off all orders with select styles up to 70% off + free shipping thru 11/29

ShopBop: 15% off $250+, 20% off $500+ or 25% off $1000+ using code GOBIG15

Talbots: 50% off any one item until noon Friday; 40% off your entire purchase until midnight Friday

Target: 20% off when you spend $75 today in stores & online

Urban Outfitters: Extra 30% off all sale items; Urban On members get an extra 40% off + free shipping on orders over $50