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The Sarcastic Blonde

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fashion, Lifestyle

:: wishlist wednesday ::

November 18, 2015

:: wishlist wednesday ::
lusts for the week…….

I don’t know about you but I’m getting verrrryyyy excited for Thanksgiving
for Black Friday and Cyber Monday and all the other insane sales that come with the start of the holiday season 🙂
counting the days….. 
but until then….. 

be still my beating heart, the chicest rain boots I ever did see.
{ tory burch wellie boots } 

my favorite black tie wedding option of the week
we had one last weekend and our final of the year will be Thanksgiving weekend! 
{ sequin short sleeve top }   //  {high low taffeta skirt}  on sale, under $100

I meannnnn I haven’t touched a chocker since, like, 7th grade 
(the black lace tattoo ones to be exact) but I love this 
{ michael kors gold choker } 

dare I say, a sweater dress that is sexual? 
{lace back sweater dress}

I’ve been loving the long sleeved-longer sweaters this fall.
apparently I think I am now a six foot tall supermodel who could pull this off…. 
{long cardigan} under $35 

These aren’t my usual forte for footwear, but in the cold snowy months, closed toe booties are the only stylish option.  Are my tired eyes deceiving me, or could these pass as subtle sparkle that wouldn’t be Vegas only territory? Whatever, I want ’em.  
{sparkle booties} 

a great go-to for every occasion sweater dress, available in four colors.
{sweater dress} 
cute and cozy.  necessary. 
{hooded fleece}

{faux leather leggings} 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: wish list wednesday ::

November 11, 2015

:: wish list wednesday ::
lusts for the week…….
   

the most perfect draped jacket, in every fall shade you could want!
{faux leather draped jacket} on sale for under $60

winner for the best stuart weitzman copycat, and on sale for $100, goes to: 
{ivanka trump over the knee boots}
jumpsuits are always a good time. 
{ belted jumpsuit } on sale for under $50

or this little lace detailed number, also on sale for under $50!

{lace panel jumpsuit}
I love these Kendra Scott studs that I had in my Rocksbox subscription a few weeks ago.
They are on sale in about 15 different colors and styles! 
{kendra scott studs}  all colors 33% off 
I love the navy and maroon for this time of year, but the white and emerald for always. 

a cowl neck sweater that covers the tush? yes, please!
{ cowl neck sweater } 

if your jeans are so worn in they started as dark blue and now look like your old whitewash abercrombie and fitch (cough that I still have in my dresser because I can’t bear to get rid of them cough), stock up on some new designer denim while they’re on sale.
mine just arrived today and I was like “wait…. this is what color they are supposed to be?”
rag and bones are my favorite – my current pairs have lasted 3 years and are still great but my thighs need some dark wash back in my life.
kensington  //  preston //  bedford // the skinny in coventry
I have an itch to start some holiday gift guides….. 
I mean, if everything around me seem to  already be in Christmas mode,
I might as well join too! 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: booties booties booties booties rockin’ everywhere ::

November 7, 2015

:: booties booties booties booties rockin’ everywhere ::
Nordstrom is having their Fall Sale! 
whoop whoop.
you know what that means? 

BOOTIES BOOTIES BOOTIES BOOTIES ROCKIN’ EVERYWHERE! 
I had to. 
bootie selections up to 40% off below!! 



row one :   one   //  two   //  three
row two :   one   //  two   //  three
row three :   one  //   two   //  three 





by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: wish list wednesday ::

November 4, 2015

:: wish list wednesday ::
lusts for the week……….
   
if you are like me, you have some winter black tie weddings or events coming up
(we have two black tie weddings this month!)
and this is the perfect show stopper.  
:: two piece gown :: 

also love this black lace two piece option
:: black lace two piece :: 
other great fall and winter weather wedding options here

I love skinny cords for cold months, and these are a great price + so is the sweater! 
the corduroys come in 11 colors! 

:: stretch cords  ::     //          :: open knit sweater :: 

:: zip detail sweater dress :: 


:: ankle booties :: 
great under $100 booties in different colors 


Ivanka Trump always has pieces I love, 
and these rag + bone look-alikes for 1/4 of the price are perfection. 



:: ivanka trump booties ::  available in 3 leather options


a top in one of my favorite fall colors

:: lace top ::


possibly the best poncho I’ve seen this fall, and definitely at the best price
:: plaid poncho ::  under $40!

I know we are slowly entering winter territory (despite this amazing warm front!)
but for those of you with holiday vacations planned…….
:: blue + white gingham suit :: 

love this sweater dress.  it’s hard to find sweater dresses with a more dressed-up-nighttime feel. 

 :: fit and flare sweater dress :: 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: wish list under $100 ::

October 27, 2015

:: wish list under $100 ::
I was hoping to have my Venice post ready for today, but alas, 
RH and Ladies of London distracted me once again.  Next tuesday for sure I promise!   

lusts for the week {under $100}………. 
   
heads up : my favorite sweater is back in stock! 
get it while they last! 
:: white lace sweater :: 

:: leopard sweater ::  
so cute, amazing price + on sale! 

and I guess I’m really feeling leopard this fall….. 

:: leopard scarf :: 
only $20! 

:: knit turtleneck sweater :: 
:: lined trench coat :: 
on sale for 40% off! 

my lust lust lust coat of the week.
I’M IN LURVE! 
:: grey + white striped coat :: 

:: capelet sweater :: 

:: suede skirt :: 
also in navy 

:: fine knit poncho ::   under $35 

:: striped turtleneck :: 

sole society has added select apparel items to their collection and just like their shoes and accessories, they have tons to pick from all at perfect prices. 

:: angled skirt ::      :: portia heel :: 
:: lace skirt ::         :: v neck tee, in several colors ::      :: studded heels :: 

…. and this is more of a warm weather piece.
but why not start thinking about warm weather now? 
you know I am! 
the perfect black open back romper FOR UNDER $100!!! 
this looks identical to a club monaco one I loved but was way out of budget!! 
:: open back romper :: 



by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: she could be a farmer in those clothes ::

October 24, 2015

:: she could be a farmer in those clothes ::
had to share my latest obsession while it is ON SALE and before it sells out!! 

plus, as my husband said, I “look like a farmer”,
which is man talk for perfectly fall-basic-betch-attire, right?! 
:: plaid button down ::  

plus, any comments that make me think of a line from clueless are A-OK in my book! 
this j.crew button down is the softest, yummiest shirt in my closet.
it is so perfectly warm and snuggly that I literally went to look at the label thinking “oh my gawd this is so soft what is this made of? (reads label) oh.. cotton.. nice….im a dumbs” 
and the plaid matches all of the hand towels in my moms kitchen so that’s just an added bonus 🙂  navy plaid tea towels galore in our house. 
:: boyfriend shirt in rockport plaid :: 
runs large, order down a size 

soooo I hope my husband’s excited to have his wife look like a farmer a lot around here…… 
and I hope you snag one and love it just as much as I do! 









by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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