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The Sarcastic Blonde

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fashion, Lifestyle

:: wish list wednesday ::

February 10, 2016

:: wish list wednesday ::
today I have some valentine’s day inspired picks! 
the best part about all the pink and red options this time of year is that if ya ask me, 
these colors always look SO GOOD on everyone with every skin tone and hair color.

top row : dress (under $60) // dress (under $60) // jacket // pink romper 
middle row : deep-v tank // open back tank (under $50)
bottom row : draped pocket dress // romper // top  // dress (only $61) 

and a couple other picks for the week : 

I love this white tank, both front and back.  perfect go-to staple.
:: white tank :: 

old navy has a great knock off of one of my favorite j crew striped tops 
:: striped tee :: 

I also love this tank from Old Navy.
it reminds me of a print a much more expensive designer like tibi would use. and it has a peplum to boot!
:: printed peplum tank :: 


and I know I’ve talked about this like nine times, so now I’ll stop, but I seriously am so happy I snagged these sweatshirts because I wore them all weekend. 
grey for super bowl and navy for RH outing. 
:: fringe hem sweatshirt ::   on super sale for only $35



by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: wishlist wednesday ::

February 3, 2016

:: wishlist wednesday ::
…… lusts for the week………


:: three quarter sleeve fit and flare :: 

:: open back tank :: 

:: mixed stripe sweater :: 

:: vince camuto blouse :: 

:: kendra scott earrings :: 

:: black v-neck hi-lo hem dress ::

:: bucket bag :: 

:: stripe open back top :: 

:: open back lace romper :: 

:: belted front jacket :: 

:: mix stripe short sleeve mini dress :: 

 :: vest :: 



by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: wish list wednesday ::

January 27, 2016

:: wish list wednesday ::
lusts for the week…..
two outerwear options for now and also for springtime : 
{ all weather rain coat }  and it has a striped lining! eeee ! 

{two in one parka}

{long sleeve striped tee}

navy square studs  //  emerald green square studs
also come in rectangular studs

perfect LBD, or LRD, for now and later and a $100 price point to boot 
{ laine dress } 

valentines day jammies!!
{ love blah drink pajama set } 

wait, are those brown things this girls legs? there’s no way? 
but if this jacket makes my legs look that skinny, I’ll take 12 please!
{poncho jacket}

so this skirt is giving me all ‘I’m a little bit country / I’m a little bit rock and roll’,
 but in a really good way. 
 does that make sense? 
and look how cute it looks even with a cable knit sweater! 
{ suede fringe skirt } 
how is a fringe skirt doing all of this!!!!  GIMMEE!!! 

{ shirtdress } now 40% off ! 

{ bb dakota dress } 

{faux suede jacket}


business in the front, party in the back stripe sweater
{stripe back sweater} 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: cape crazy ::

January 19, 2016

:: cape crazy ::
my next must have item to add to the closet is a cape or caplet or cape blazer or cape sweater or SOMETHING! 
I like I like the blazer-esque capes the best, but some of the cute little sweater tops – especially with the under $100 price – would be a welcome addition as well 🙂 

all of these are under $150, with many under $100! 
  
:: cape crazy crapalooza :: 

{bb dakota cream capelet}
{runway drape cape}

{red capelet}

{state of being cape}


{mural cape blazer}


{night cape in french navy}

{cape sweater top}


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: wishlist wednesday ::

January 13, 2016

:: wishlist wednesday ::
 :: wishlist wednesday :: 
a reader asked for help finding summer clothes for an upcoming beach getaway after my Caymans talk the other day. 
me? the girl who posted a summer salad yesterday when it was -14 wind chill in Chicago?
Hell yes I’ll discuss summer clothes!! 
Luckily, for anyone with upcoming vacations, there are tons of spring and summer releases already coming out!  I always seem to have success finding warm weather dresses, tops, etc. year round at Revolve, Shopbop, Zara, Nordstrom, and Nordstrom Rack.   
I always like to pack tops that can go with white jeans or shorts (fun backs are an added bonus), and dresses that work for day or night. 
so while I’m off fighting frostbite, enjoy these vacation picks for you lucky ladies with bikinis and sunshine in your future


{open back tank}


{draped back cut out tee} 

{coral dress} only $80!!! 
{crop top}   //   { skirt } 
{maxi skirt with slit}  only $88
{sleeveless maxi}
{geometric lace skirt}
{tie front dress} 
and this next cut too – both are SO CUTE! and both under $90! 
{tie front dress}

{jumpsuit}
{………..or this strap version if you don’t like strapless}

{sleeveless dress} also in a beautiful blue color 

{striped open back dress} 

{white dress}  splurge worthy! 


{striped bustier} splurge worthy and gimme gimme!






by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: workout wishlist ::

January 6, 2016

:: workout wishlist ::
workout wednesday // wishlist wednesday
  
There’s no time like the present to TREAT YO SELF,


and if you are jumping into 2016 with healthier resolutions,
 it can be much easier to get active in some adorable workout clothes – they are great motivation, 
or you can treat yourself to some cute tanks or leggings after reaching your goals. 

unfortunately I can no longer reward my healthy eating during the week and working out with constant beers and burgers on the weekends like I used to (damn it old lady metabolism setting in!)
 so workout clothes are a great reward instead! 



if you’re going to sweat, you might as well look good doing it. 

some of my favorite workout brands below : 
Zella, Lululemon, Old Navy Active, and Fabletics

:: ZELLA :: 
my current favorite for workout apparel.
leave it to nordstrom – if they make it, I usually love it. 
{ live in 2 capri }

two outerwear options for the freezing cold temps setting in…… 
{ starlight jacket } on sale! 

{ asymmetrical zip sweatshirt } 

another piece I love and live in is the racerback tank. it’s so comfortable, flattering, and the fabric dries so quickly. 
{ racerback tank }  more colors here on sale and here 



:: LULULEMON :: 

yeah, yeah I know, I know it costs a damn fortune.  I concur! 
But I have had a pair of their pants for 6 years that have outlasted anything I own. 
 It’s worth it.  It’s time to treat-yo-self, remember??? 

the pant that has lasted a lifetime…. I mean…. I probably should get a new pair, but I swear they still look great! 

{ groove legging } 


my other worth-the-money items of theirs are their hoodies and zippies.

{purple hoodie}  //  {striped hoodie} // {grey zipped}






:: OLD NAVY :: 
I’ve found it’s best to order down a size, or your smaller size, for their activewear
old navy can’t be beat – amazing prices, constant sales every week, so many options and designs to choose from! 
I mean, the point is to be sweaty and nasty in it, so a cute tank that also has a cheap as heck price tag (usually they start at $7) is always a winner. 

{key hole tank}



{graphic tank}


{pink tank}



:: FABLETICS :: 
my friend had signed up for Fabletics so I decided to give it a try.
my first outfit came and I just love it.
the leggings are super cute and comfortable, and the quality is as great as any of the other more expensive labels. 
and I like that you can freeze your membership or cancel at any time – so no strings attached! 

I got these leggings and long sleeved top

whats your favorite workout apparel?
I also really need some new sneakers and I think I’m finally going to go with Asics; 
I have heard so many amazing things about them. 



by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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