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The Sarcastic Blonde

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:: wish list wednesday ::

April 13, 2016

:: wish list wednesday ::
lusts for the week…….. 


:: chambray romper :: 


splurge (but still reasonable splurge :D)  //  steal





and I’m just really on a romper kick lately….. so,


more affordable rompers : 





:: tie back romper :: 


under $50, in four amazing colors – from basic black to gorgeous teal 





and a tie back romper (in a beautiful green) 


and another affordable under $50 roper, with lace detail in 5 colors! 





now, if only they could make going to use the restroom in a romper as easy as it is to throw one on and go! 


editors note : 47 Thoughts Every Girl Has About Rompers (HERE)







you can never have enough tan booties. ever. 


I have snapped the straps to my target pair that are the knock offs of the rag and bone {just like this black pair, but in tan} and super glued them back together multiple times because I love them so much. 


some say trashy, I say thrifty. 




:: chelsea bootie :: 





a perfect go-to tank with added details to make it special 




:: white tank :: 





:: navy fringe sandals :: 




:: gold scallop sandals :: 





the cutest floral top + shorts set 


                     :: top ::            :: shorts :: 







:: A FEW TARGET HOME ACCESSORIES :: 


:: blue dots vase :: 






:: yellow polka dot vase :: 






:: blue and white striped vase :: 







and for your basic vases……. what every woman needs….. 


I use the term “need” loosely because, ya know, do I need a new vase? or vase fillers? 


No. No I do not. 


but I mean….. it’s Target…. so…… 







:: threshold vase filler lemons ::     oh, and they have (limes too!) 



the set comes with 15, so theres totally enough for your 12 lemon centerpiece





or, if your coo coo like shannon badore,



put 9 in a bowl! 







Am I spiraling down a dangerous online Target Trap, the same way I fall into a dangerous in-person Target Trap!? HELL YES. 



how do they always get me?!?!












by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: wish list wednesday ::

March 23, 2016

:: wish list wednesday ::
lusts for the week…….  
springtime and spring break edition! 

:: MAXIS :: 
one         //        two        //        three        //        four        //        five 

:: WHITES :: 
:: crossover dress :: //  :: fit and flare dress ::  //  :: colorblock ::  // :: open back dress :: 

:: lace dress :: // :: halter romper :: // :: flared skirt :: // :: floral romper :: //  :: lace dress :: 

 :: OFF THE SHOULDER :: 

one         //        two       //       three        //       four       //        five
happy warm weather shopping! 

I’m having a very difficult time having self control with all of the amazing dresses and rompers and skirts coming out.
We have a couples trip to the beach at the end of April….. and I’m pinning things as if the trip will be 3 weeks long and I need a different outfit for every day 🙂 


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: weekend sales ::

March 19, 2016

:: weekend sales ::
popping in to let you know that Revolve Clothing is having a UGE (the annoying silent H for emphasis, Trump style) 
sale on tons of dresses and spring and summer goodies! 

This tank is already finding its way into my cart for under $25! 

:: striped tank :: 

and this would be a great wedding weekend contender…. 


 :: strapless dress :: 

shop all the sale items HERE


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: wish list wednesday ::

March 16, 2016

:: wish list wednesday ::
lusts for the week…… 

it’s staying light out later, warmer weather is arriving, and the official start of spring is this Sunday.
  
and I am so ready for dresses and tank tops and all that comes with it!! 
even if i’ll still be alternating it with wearing coats in chicago for who knows how long

might as well start with some blue and white – you know it’s my favorite. 
I want all four of these ASAP. 
one // two // three // four 
and a combination of stripes AND pom poms for the win 
:: stripes w poms ::

with easter right around the corner, these would all be perfect little options 
 one // two // three // four 

 one // two // three // four 

you can never go wrong with a short sleeve shift dress.  loving all of these. 
one // two // three // four 

and I know there is lots of time before white rompers can be pulled out of my closet, but still…. 

:: lace v neck romper ::






by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: wish list wednesday ::

March 9, 2016

:: wish list wednesday ::
lusts for the week……
  
I have some fancier picks this week because I have been on the hunt for something to wear to a wedding we have coming up!
and although dresses are my #1, I am a sucker for a romper.  especially some of these fancy pants-pant options.


ella moss jumpsuit   //   halter wrap jumpsuit

strapless bow jumpsuit (selling fast!)  //  black strapless jumpsuit currently 50% off

I’ve also been loving all the lace cut out dresses with the midi length 

open back lace dress

this one is similar to the one above but half the cost, a more affordable option
 aqua lace dress

this strapless ruffled dress looks so much more expensive than it is 
strapless ruffled dress  

fit and flares are always a great go-to shape and comfy for dancing (and eating :D) at weddings

juliet dress  //  emerald fit and flare dress  // scallop dress  // strapless bandage dress 50% off! under $50 ! 

floral lattice crop top + skirt 

and a few other random pieces…..

cutest romper ever
AND under $70
ruffled romper

if I had the body of Taylor Swift, this would be on me in a heartbeat.
scalloped top + shorts 

great go-to transitional top for the always changing temperature here 


tunic top
and I also found this super cute + similar tunic top for under $40

open back striped top



by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Lifestyle

:: wishlist wednesday ::

March 2, 2016

:: wishlist wednesday ::
lusts for the week……

as you maybe heard yesterday,
Shopbop is back with their big spring sale using code BIGEVENT16
and I for one and am ready for some spring dresses! 

scroll through below to see some of my favorite picks!!
pretty much all under $200!


by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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