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:: THE COUNTOWN IS ON ::

December 31, 2016

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I hope you all have a safe + fun New Years Eve!

I mean… celebrating LuAnn’s wedding, how could you not?!

The new Oh Joy! Collection has arrived at Target with some super cute items.

I will definitely be snagging a Bar Set, Letter Vase, and Serving Pieces!

// PINK AND ROSE GOLD BARWARE SET //

// HEY YOU ARTWORK //

// ACCENT TABLE //

// PINK LUCITE SERVEWARE SET //

// YAY FLOWER VASE //

they also have an OMG and an OK vase set!

so adorable!

// DESK LAMP //

And for those of you moms, or have lots of friends that are moms like I do, they have some adorable baby gifts too!

// BABY SWADDLES //

// CRIB BEDDING //

// DIAPER TOTE //

// BACKPACK DIAPER TOTE //

Happy Saturday

and

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE!

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:: Pleats Party + New Years Eve Inspiration ::

December 30, 2016

Happy Last Friday of Year!

WHAT? How did that happen!?

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I mean….. I can only hope…..

First some fashion, then on to some Friday randoms!

One of my favorite trends right now is the pleated skirt.

I love that they work just as well with a sweater as they do with a tank.

I jumped at the chance for this J.Crew Factory skirt when I saw it,

but I really want to get a more fun piece like one of the colorful, shimmery picks below!

BOW SHOULDER TOP // FAUX LEATHER PLEATED SKIRT // METALLIC SWEATER

this years version of the leopard pumps

BOW SHOULDER TOP // FAUX LEATHER PLEATED SKIRT // METALLIC SWEATER

sizing : all three of these run large, size down!

I am in love with all of the options below, with THIS SKIRT being my favorite for parties and THIS SKIRT for daytime,
but the best part is they are ALL UNDER $100!!

top row : ROSE GOLD PLEATED MIDI // SHIMMER PLEATED // SILVER BLUE PLEATED // GOLD PLEATED MIDI

bottom row : PLEATED MINI // HOT PINK LONG // SHIMMER EMBROIDERED PLEATED // DEEP SILVER MIDI // PINK LONG PLEATED SKIRT

I can’t believe tomorrow is New Year’s Eve and the end of 2016!!
We are last-minute hosting a small group at our place,
but what my husband doesn’t know,
is we are really hosting a celebration in honor of Countess LuAnn and Tom’s Wedding.
the rehearsal dinner tonight is set to be…. wait for it… ON A YACHT!!!!

There’s no better reason to host a party than in honor of their pure, true love.

editors note : SERIOUSLY I PRAY IT IS BEING FILMED FOR THE SHOW.

I ordered the WHAT DO YOU MEME GAME but didn’t get it in time for our trip,

so hopefully people will want to play it as badly as I do and I can play it tomorrow night!

My mom saw a TV segment with these Champagne Jello Shots and said they looked like something I would like.

I don’t think she has ever had a jello shot (???) but at least she knows me well enough to know bubbly + jello shots are both something I definitely say YES to.

I know I will need all the help I can get in Preventing a ~~Sunday~~ New Years hangover, so although I’m positive I will be ignoring #7 Namaste: Take a Yoga Class, theres plenty of other things I’m willing to do.
10 Ways to Prevent a New Years Hangover

I saw this Lightened-Up Quiche on the Today Show and I already bought all of the ingredients to prep it and make it for New Years Brunch!

I’ll probably serve it with a side of Hash browns, Biscuits, and all things fatty,

but clearly I am trying my damnedest to start out on a healthy foot!

I’ll share how it turns out next week!

While I do have resolutions for 2017…..

……. also expect plenty of the same 🙂

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:: weekend steals + deals ::

December 17, 2016

some of my favorite steals + deals of the week!

oops! updated with all links 🙂

// COLORBLOCK TEE DRESS //

// CROPPED TRENCH //

// LONG SLEEVE TEE DRESS //

// STRIPE CARDIGAN //

// SWEATER DRESS //

Nordstrom has ALL of their Le Creuset on sale right now!

All of their pieces are seriously a cooks dream and will last forever ; they’re worth every penny.

I love the mini cocottes, they are so cute for bringing a dip to a party in and of course for baking mini desserts in.

// SET OF TWO MINI COCOTTES //

They also have minis in SET OF 4 IN 6 COLOR OPTIONS on sale!

I use this DUTCH OVEN all winter long for soups and chili,

plus it always looks so pretty sitting out on the stove.

and I am in love with this one with the gold detailing; I’ve never seen it before!

// BON APPETITE DUTCH OVEN //

Kate Spade is also having HUGE markdowns at up to 40% off!

// COLORBLOCK SPARKLE HEELS //

ALSO LOVE THESE SPARKLE PUMPS

// CROSSBODY //

// SILK CAMI SET //

// SUNGLASSES //

// TIERED LACE TEE //

// STRIPED JACKET //

// FLUTTER SLEEVE DRESS //

Tory Burch is doing a huge sale right now as well!

these sandals are all ready to come with me to the beach next week and my favorite reversible belt is on sale too!

// RIDING BOOTS //

// CONVERTIBLE CLUTCH //

// MILLER SANDALS //

the Miller Sandals are so hard to get on sale and are the perfect sandal.

I live in mine until they are completely worn down, so it’s the perfect time to stock up!

// MILLER SANDALS IN ALL COLORS //

HAPPY SHOPPING

AND HAPPY SAVINGS!!!!

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:: black + white holiday looks ::

December 16, 2016

There are lots of last minute sales going on this weekend, so I’ll be sharing a few more gift guides and holiday looks that can be ready and under the tree in time for Christmas!

Today I’m sharing some black + white looks for the holidays,

and ALL on SALE!

I think my favorite of them all, that you would be able to wear and re-wear and change up the top for so many different occasions, is this skirt. I am obsessed.

// DRAPED FAUX WRAP SKIRT //

// POM NECK DRESS // CREAM SHEATH DRESS // OPEN SHOULDER DRESS //

I love this vest. It is a great alternative to a dress or skirt for a fancy evening look,

and you can wear it closed or open.

// WHITE DRAPE FRONT SILK VEST // BLACK DRAPE FRONT SILK VEST //

// BLACK TULLE SKIRT // ASYMMETRICAL BLACK SKIRT // STRIPED COCKTAIL DRESS //

and for those of you looking for a more fun top for an evening out,

the detailed back and velvet options below would be perfect.

// STRAPPY BACK TOP // BLACK VELVET CAMISOLE //

// FLOUNCE HEM DRESS // HALF SLEEVE BLACK + WHITE // HANDKERCHIEF HEM DRESS //

I’ll have some more Holiday Looks for you this weekend!!

Cheers to Friday!!

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:: GIFT GUIDE : BRAVO + CHILL ::

December 14, 2016

OH-EM-GEE!!!! I’m so excited!!!!
The BEST gift guide of them all y’all!!!!!

If there is one thing you can rely on me for,
it’s my extensive knowledge in how to master unwinding on the couch with remote in hand.
I will never steer you wrong on how to ~~Netflix~~ Bravo and chill….that’s a promise.
There’s nothing like the warm glow of the nonsensical garbage on the screen in front of you
to melt away the stress of the day.

DRAPE FRONT CARDIGAN // SMART PHONE PROJECTOR // HALO TOP //. FASHION + PARIS COLORING BOOK
MY-BOYFRIEND-ANDY-COHEN’S-BOOK //. MONOGRAMMED UGGS // STRIPED THROW BLANKET // NETFLIX ETSY PRINT

// DRAPE FRONT CARDIGAN //
I don’t know about you, but this is always how sexy I look while I Bravo + Chill.
just give me a chaise lounge and a glass of wine and call me Mariah.

// SMART PHONE PROJECTOR //
turn anything on your phone into a huge TV on the wall!
this would be so amazing for vacations or for anyone that travels a lot and has to spend a lot of time in hotel rooms!!

// HALO TOP //
it’s just the best stuff ever – with no guilt!
so you can have extra wine or pizza instead!

// FASHION + PARIS COLORING BOOK //
in case you feel like zoning out on the couch with just
some background noise of Friends reruns

// MY-BOYFRIEND-ANDY-COHEN’S-BOOK //

join my non-official book club and read this with me over the holidays, and then we will discuss after Christmas!

his first book was great if you haven’t read any (the one that is not a diary/journal format). the second is the same journal format like this.

// MONOGRAMMED UGGS //
in case you need to walk outside to greet the pizza delivery man or Postmates person, these are real shoes with soles so you’re good to go!

// STRIPED THROW BLANKET //
or my favorite CABLEKNIT THROW is on sale for $40 off right now!

// NETFLIX ETSY PRINT //

I need to add this to my gallery wall of nonsense.

THINGS I MUST COMPLETE BEFORE I CAN WATCH NETFLIX // IF YOU CAN READ THIS BRING ME WINE // RAMON-ER PINOT GRIGIO //
THIS IS HOW YOU ADULT WINE GLASS // STRIPED LOUNGE PANTS // CABLEKNIT SOCKS. // FACE MASKS //. DONUT MUG // APPLE TV

// THINGS I MUST COMPLETE BEFORE I CAN WATCH NETFLIX //
the cutest note-pad that I ever did see.
perhaps so cute that I would actually finish everything on it…..

// IF YOU CAN READ THIS BRING ME WINE //

gimme these socks. hilarious.

// RAMON-ER PINOT GRIGIO //

the most important item of them all!

If you can’t find Ramon-er Pinot Grigio, Kris Pinot Grigio is my favorite 🙂
I like it even more than Santa Margherita

// THIS IS HOW YOU ADULT WINE GLASS //

adults drink out of extra large wine glasses.

of course. Ramon-er would approve.

// STRIPED LOUNGE PANTS //
similar to old t-shirts, even the ones you never wear anymore like those 50 sorority tee shirts, you can never have too many cute lounge pants

// CABLEKNIT SOCKS //

I seriously would live in these things.

They look so warm but are so cute.

// FACE MASKS //

these are my favorite inexpensive face masks that I

always pick up when I’m at Target

// DONUT MUG //

a fun mug makes drinking your coffee or tea (or wine….)
that much more enjoyable.

// APPLE TV //
no explanation needed. it’s just a 100% must-have.

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:: Gift Guide : Under $50 ::

December 13, 2016

Today I’m sharing gifts for her for under $50!

From jewelry and purses to lounge wear,

home decor to barware,

there is something for every lady in your life!

UGG BOOT SOCKS // MICHAEL KORS CARD HOLDER // PLAID AND LACE PJ SET

// VELVET CROSSBODY BAG // DRINK UNTIL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE XL GLASS

ICED COFFEE MAKER // MORNINGS BLOW MUG // STUD + DANGLE EARRINGS // COPPER SHOT GLASSES

MARBLE NOTEBOOK // MANTRA BAND GOLD CUFF // CASHMERE GLOVES // HEDRON HURRICANES // NEST MINI DIFFUSER SET

SCALLOPED CROSS BODY // GOLD FLECKED VOTIVES // THE SNUGGLE IS REAL PILLOW // PINEAPPLE CANDLE HOLDER

// FLEECE LINED SOCKS // LIVE IN LEGGINGS

For the Coffee Drinker :

Drink your morning away with the gold-accented MORNINGS BLOW MUG or turn your coffee into iced cofee on the go with this ICED COFFEE MAKER.

Jot down any thoughts or daily to-do’s in this MARBLE NOTEBOOK.

For the Home Decor lover :

I am in love with these GOLD FLECKED VOTIVES in all different sizes. And I have yet to see anything like these GLASS HURRICANES , especially at such a great price.

Get the house smelling nice with a set of three MINI DIFFUSERS.

And my affinity for a cheeky graphic tee also applies to throw pillows, hence THE SNUGGLE IS REAL .

For the girl who likes to Accessorize:

There are tons of options for different colored jewels or pearls with these STUD or DANGLE EARRINGS

GOLD MANTRA BRACELETS offer simple positive encouragement at a moments glance and fit perfectly into any bracelet stack.

And a perfect purse to complete the outfit: a GREEN VELVET CROSSBODY BAG or this SCALLOPED CROSS BODY.

This MICHAEL KORS CARD HOLDER is perfect when you don’t have a big purse and don’t need to lug your huge wallet out for the night.

For the Cocktail Connoisseur :

COPPER SHOT GLASSES are sure to impress any guest.

And who doesn’t want an EXTRA LARGE WINE GLASS when you’re treating yourself to just one?

For comfy Weekend Lounging :

Wake up looking adorable in this PLAID PJ SET and keep your feet cozy with FLEECE LINED SOCKS

These LIVE IN LEGGINGS are my favorite for barre and spin classes, or just wearing gym clothes in general like my husband likes to remind me 🙂

If you have to venture outside into the cold, put on these CASHMERE GLOVES and throw on a pair of UGG BOOT SOCKS on under your boots to keep your toes extra warm.