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:: Monday Moods: RBF ::

October 16, 2017

:: Monday Moods: RBF ::

My love for graphic tees extends past my workout tanks.
I came across this RBF hat at the Nordstrom in California and loved it.  I love the deep red color and the subtlety of the stitching so that you have to actually look to see that it says RBF.  (RBF stands for resting b*tch face… just in case you didn’t know)
Perfect look for a Monday, right?
I love the hats I’ve seen lately with the city abbreviation or airport code on them (ATL, CHI, etc) but this was even more fun.
It’s a fun way to add a little personality in a subtle way.
Hat’s aren’t just for bad hair days anymore;  they are the perfect accessory to elevate jeans and a tee and give it a little bit of a sporty look.  There are so many cute styles for fall with velvet, suede, leather and even corduroy fabrics.

:: RBF HAT :: 

Here are a bunch more favorites, and I especially love this suede hat and this initial hat.

 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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:: Favorites on Repeat ::

October 15, 2017

:: Favorites on Repeat ::

I think my husband is wondering when I am going to wear something other than this dress, because I have it in practically every color and for three weeks they have all been on constant rotation!
But the navy may be my absolute favorite. 
Also, my #1 most comfortable sandals in the whole world (a MUST if you are going to be vacationing abroad and doing lots of walking) are back FULLY stocked!

// LUSH V NECK DRESS //  dress runs slightly large   // COLE HAAN SANDALS //
// MONOGRAMMED PURSE // KENDRA SCOTT NECKLACE // 

How many colors of this dress in my closet is too many?
Answer :

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Domestic, fashion, favorite things, friday randoms, Oufits, Travel

:: Favorite Dress + OC Recap + New Podcast + Link Love ::

October 13, 2017

:: Favorite Dress + OC Recap + New Podcast + Link Love ::
Cheers to the weekend!

I wanted to share one of my outfits from our vacation before I recapped the rest of our weekend!
I ended up wearing this dress two times while we were gone, and now I know that I need to get it in more colors and also get the long sleeved version!
When I find something I love, I always get multiple colors.
Well… when I find something I love that is around $50, I always get multiple colors 🙂
I wore it one night with heeled booties out to dinner, and it works just as well with sandals for daytime! 

// RUCHED TANK DRESS //   // necklace, J.Crew, SIMILAR HERE for only $24// 
dress comes in 10 colors and is *fully stocked!!*  runs TTS or can size down
This dress also comes in a LONG SLEEVED VERSION 

Yesterday I recapped our time in Napa and San Francisco.  Before today’s link love I wanted to quickly share some pictures of what we did in Southern California.

As I mentioned yesterday, my thoughts and prayers are with all of those affected by the wildfires in California.  It’s devastating to think about the places we just drove through that were so beautiful being completely gone. 

:: San Fran —> Newport Beach ::

Kip’s office is right on Fashion Island, so we stayed at the Marriott there for Sunday and Monday before flying home bright and early on Tuesday morning.

He has been there a lot for work, so we headed where he hadn’t been before.  We took a short 5 minute uber from the hotel over to Balboa Island to walk around and have lunch.

Just a heads up: There is Balboa Island and Balboa Peninsula; you do not want the Peninsula side with the pier.  It has like a ‘Fun Zone” with carnival games and that side is very touristy and …. quite frankly… gross? Sorry. But not sorry, because trust me you want Balboa Island.  You’ll want to be where the shops are and the cute houses all face the water and you can just walk around the whole thing.  We had lunch at a cute little sandwich shop and walked around for a few hours.
The houses could not be more adorable.

One of the things I loved most when we were walking around was seeing all of the plants and flowers. (Seriously, am I 50? Who am I?)  But really…. they were gorgeous. There were all of these plants and flowers I have never even seen before.  I would have more photos of the plants I have never seen before, but my husband was moritified at how many pictures I was taking of the houses so I gave him a break and layed off for a bit.

But these flowers for example, this is a Hashtag No Filter photo.
There were colors I have never seen before everywhere!

One of the great things about the hotel we stayed at is that you have full access to all of the spa amenities for free! So we each went to the men’s and women’s locker room to do some steam and sauna for a little bit while we were there.  I had never even been to a spa until earlier this year, so I was so excited to be able to just pop in and out while we were there.

At night we went to dinner at Kip’s favorite spot The Cannery.

(Javier’s is another popular choice, but he’s there a ton and I have eaten at the Javier’s several times in Las Vegas, so I wanted to try his favorite spot!  People recommend Mastro’s too, even just for a drink and people watching.)

Monday Kip had a full day of work and meetings and a work dinner, so I was on my own for most of the day.  Luckily, Nordstrom + all of Fashion Island faced the hotel! And let me tell you, this was probably the best Nordstrom I have ever been in! Fashion Island was so pretty – a giant outdoor shopping mall with all the shops you could ever want, plus tons of restaurants, outdoor sofa’s and chairs everywhere as you go from shop to shop.  It was just so nice seeing all of the greenery and plants everywhere.

I had lunch at Lemonade, which offers quick + healthy options and you can build your own lunch plate.

That night I went to Red O next to Fig & Olive for their happy hour and had some wine and an early dinner while I read my book on the patio.  Their happy hour can’t be beaten – such good prices!

I was going to go to Corono del Mar for dinner solo, but since we had such an early flight I thought I would take it easy.  I  watched Dancing with The Stars (and cried listening to all of the “most memorable years”) in the hotel room until Kip got back and we crashed before our 5 AM wake up call to head back home.

It was such a fun couple of days exploring California!

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I have a new obsession for the week.
I opened my Juicy Scoop podcast to listen to on the way to work Wednesday and realized that the guest has a mini-series podcast of his own called Dirty John. So I immediately stopped listening to Juicy Scoop and went over to download Dirty John.  I am three episodes in and love it.

It focuses on a divorcee who meets a man that sweeps her off of her feet through a dating app, but things turn out be not at all how they seem.
Highly recommend it as your next go-to mini podcast (6 episodes)!

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All of the pieces (that better not sell out the second they hit the internet!) for Chip + Joanna’s Target line have now been revealed! A few of my favorites below.  My favorites are the galvanized chargers and we need some lanterns to decorate the patio.

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Friday Finds :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Obsessed with this leather wrap skirt.  My mind is blown that it’s under $100. 

A layered sweater dress with some spice with a lace hem skirt.

I’ve eyed this dress for so long, and it’s now 60% off!

These suede tan booties are fully stocked in all sizes and would be the perfect go-to shoe, especially with the stacked heel.

I love this sweater blazer  in every color; perfect way to look polished but stay comfortable.

The J.Crew classic coat that everyone loves, for under $100.

striped turtleneck perfect layering piece for fall

Denim jacket are always the perfect go-to.
A few affordable options :

ONE // TWO // THREE // FOUR // FIVE

The only bodysuit you need for fall + winter : Velour. 

Great booties in one of my favorite colors: wine. 

This  button back sweater dress  comes in so many colors and is such a great staple.

I got this ruffle neck pullover sweatshirt last fall and absolutely love it.

If money were no object, this strapless gown would be on my list for fall + winter wedding options.  The subtle skirt detailing is gorgeous.

Super flattering (and REVERSIBLE!) one piece swimsuit.

Suede tassel loafers, in 3 colors, for under $100 are the perfect shoe for fall.

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Link Love :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

16 pumpkin decorating ideas that (hallelujah) don’t involve carving a pumpkin.

My friends have all sent address requests through Postable the last few years and I don’t know why I haven’t used it yet? I got an annual email today from a friend’s account just checking that info is the same, and my Chicago address was still listed, and it reminded me for the 10th time that I need to do this! Easiest way to get all of your friends and family addresses before the holidays!

Longterm celeb couples give their marriage advice.

Joanna Gaines reveals her favorite design element in her kitchen (and I knew before I even clicked the link it would the piece I always freak out about every single time I see her kitchen! I’m uhb-sessed…. although the image doesn’t show why I am in love it with – the quatrefoil detail seen here.)

Take a peek inside Sting’s $50 million NYC pad. 

 

Have a great weekend everyone!

 

 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Oufits

:: Draped Suede Jacket + Sale Favorites ::

October 11, 2017

:: Draped Suede Jacket + Sale Favorites ::

We got home last night from our California adventures and had the most amazing time.
I’ll be sharing everything we did and everyone’s suggestions on the blog tomorrow!

Packing for weather in Las Vegas + San Francisco + Napa + Newport Beach in October in a carry on can be difficult, but you know about my refusal to check bags! I actually feel like trips like this are harder to pack for in a carry on alone  than going abroad! 

There was one article of clothing that went with all of my outfits: My draped faux suede jacket.  It was lightweight enough to not make me hot but enough to keep me warm when the temperatures dropped, and was so soft and buttery and cozy that I loved putting it on each day.

I wore it with dark jeans + a tank, my white denim, my sleeveless ruched dress, my short dress for our day in Napa, and over my long floral maxi….. literally with every single outfit I wore on the trip!

I had been lusting after draped suede front jackets for fall, and had done a post rounding up some of my favorites, and I ordered this one to try and loved it.  I am so, so glad that I had it for this trip and know I will be wearing it over and over again throughout fall.

There are so many great neutral colors to choose from when picking a jacket like this,
but the grey was perfect for matching with every single color and outfit.
It’s possibly the most versatile piece of clothing I have bought all year!

// DRAPED FAUX SUEDE JACKET //   // LINK NECKLACE, ON SALE IN OTHER COLOR //
I am wearing a size XS in jacket, but the S barely fit differently – could have gone with either size!
mine is the color Toffee
also AVAILABLE IN ALL SIZES HERE
and in a few sizes HERE and HERE

more information on the white jeans below!

for similar finds,
scroll the jackets below :

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Another great piece, that I wore with the grey draped jacket in California, was this dress from Loft that is on sale for 40% off!
The dress is great with sandas, boots, booties, and easy to layer with sweaters or jackets.
I always size way, way down in Loft clothes – I find them to run sooo big.
I almost always order petites (and the petites are almost always still fully stocked and then go on super sale!)

// FLOWERBUD PRINT DRESS //
I am wearing a petite XS in this!
I also love this print on an adorable blouse  
 and an infinity scarf!
which are currently 40% off! 

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Another great piece pictured above that I wore repeatedly on the trip was my white denim jeans.
they are currently ons ale for under $30! 
This was a new pair, I used to always wear my Articles of Society Jeans, but these are even better!
I snagged two pairs of them because I got them for such a steal and loved them so much.
These have have a higher waist (no need to be careful in bending and snapping), maintain their shape without stretching out, and have special stain wicking powers!
I can’t say enough about them.
Leave it to good Old Ol’ Faithful -aka- Old Navy to save the day again.
snag ’em while they are still fully stocked and on sale for only $29!

// WHITE STAIN RESISTANT JEANS //
I am a size 2 in these, run slightly smaller than their normal jean sizes 

 

 

 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion

:: Wish List Wednesday ::

October 4, 2017

:: Wish List Wednesday ::


lusts for the week…….
with tons of excellent wardrobe staples included in this weeks round up! 



// DRAPE FRONT JACKET // 



// NAVY JUMPSUIT //
under $100



// STRAPLESS TOP // 



// WRAP DRESS // 

in 3 colors and under $100


// SWEATER DRESS //
 available in two colors



// LAQUERED PLEATED SKIRT //
 under $100 , two colors



// TWIST FRONT SHIRT DRESS // 

two colors, under $50



// VELVET TIE A LINE DRESS // 

two colors, under $100



// LONG SLEEVED RUCHED SIDE DRESS //
 tons of colors and under $100 ; I have the sleeveless version of this + love it



// HIGH RISE SKINNIES //

under $100



// FRAYED HEM SKIRT // 



// RUFFLE SLEEVE DRESS // 

two colors, under $50



// VELVET PULL ON SKIRT // 


// GREY SLEEVELESS DRESS // 



// FLARE SLEEVE TOP //

five colors and under $100


// RUFFLE FRONT SKIRT //

under $100

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion

:: Wish List Wednesday : Designer Knock-Off OTK Boots + Shopbop Sale ::

September 27, 2017

:: Wish List Wednesday : Designer Knock-Off OTK Boots + Shopbop Sale  ::

Shopbop’s big sale is here!!!
I have rounded up tons of favorites for you to shop!
but first I had to share one favorite find for the week, so find the Shopbop finds below!

Nothing excites me more than finding great designer knock-off’s for a fraction of the price.
I was hoping to get an outfit post in with these before sharing, but they are selling out so fast I wanted to share now!  These are identical knock off’s for the Stuart Weitzman boots and they are only $54!! SERIOUSLY. Mind blown. And come in a few different colors!
$800 versus $50?
Tough call on which to spend…..

// SPLURGE : Stuart Weitzman // STEAL: Catherine Catherine Malandrino //

Here is a round up of all of the flat suede OTK boots :

// FLAT OTK BOOTS //
PS. the description says faux fur lined, but mine arrived, and there is no fur lining.
They do look just as amazing in person though! 

And if heeled boots are more your thing, they have even more sizes in stock of the heeled boots!

// HEELED OTK BOOTS // 

The 50/50 boots are always a huge hit in the winter months.  I snagged a pair 3 years ago at Nordstrom Rack on serious sale and love them.  Here are a knock-off version of those in both suede and leather, and even a pair with an amazing pearl detail which is a huge trend right now.

BLACK LEATHER OTK // BLACK SUEDE OTK // PEARL HEEL OTK BOOTS

I swear, Nordstrom Rack kills it if you take the time to search around!
When I was searching for the Catherine Catherine Malandrino boots, these two skirts of hers popped up, that are only $25!

//    LASER CUT OUT FAUX LEATHER    //    FAUX LEATHER PENCIL SKIRT    //
  available in all sizes!!! 

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And now, on to Shopbop’s big sale! It’s here for 3 days only!

They are offering 20% off orders under $500, 25% off orders over $500.
Just enter code EOTS17 in checkout!

I went through everything and rounded up FIFTY of my favorite finds.
use the arrows below to scroll through all my favorite finds!

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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