discuss amongst ya-selves…….
:: southern charm ::
Cathryn is just SO confused.
Cathryn is just SO confused.
“what have i EVER done for them not to like me ?
WHAT have I done?
someone please tell me!?”
ummmm…..
re-watch seasons 1 and 2….
and watch yourself and what you say and do in every social situation….
and then get back to us.
re-watch seasons 1 and 2….
and watch yourself and what you say and do in every social situation….
and then get back to us.
mmmmmmmk thanks.
and Shep is still totally my Southern Charm spirit animal and I’m still in love with him.
:: RHOBH ::
Oh-em-gee what a yawner of a finale.
if I ever hear the word munchausen’s again it will be too soon
(sooooooo drinking game word for the reunion episodes?! I think so!!!! )
the best part of this whole episode:
when each of the ladies walks into the hotel in palm springs, the first thing they do each time is ALL comment on the concierge’s pink blazer. it was wonderful. and literally the only good part of the episode.
and Kathryn is FOR SURE the spokesman for the vanderpump kool-aid blend
Camille looked amazing and was in the cutest LBD.
and was dancing just like season one the night sheyite went down between her and kyle.
HASHTAG SEASON ONE CAMILLE FOREVER.
:: RH of DALLAS ::
I just……..
(long pause while I stare at the computer)
I just really …..don’t…. know……
(staring….. blinking…… blinking some more)
I honesly don’t really have anything to say because I’m not sure what I just watched for an hour.
but I think I like it? and you know I’ll watch it and I just don’t know.
but I think I like it? and you know I’ll watch it and I just don’t know.
It just was not AT ALL what I was expecting.
I was expecting more of like a Beverly Hills Housewives but Southern.
Like, a little more class, and the same amount of sass.
Not this like…. farting poop talk?
I mean, I am not easily offended at all, and I’ll talk about pretty much anything, BUT potty talk is a huge no no for me.
this is pretty much how I watched this whole episode:
this is pretty much how I watched this whole episode:
I don’t want to talk about poop and this word was said like 75 times in the first episode.
and something tells me it won’t be the end of it.
So, I need to wait until next week to really disect all of this. I think I need to re-watch the damn episode because I don’t even know what I just watched!
But, one thing I need to put out there :
LeeAnne is just so loud and insane, and Brandi’s impression of her is amazing.
But I cannot figure out who LeeAnne is a Doppleganger of.
Like, she looks identical to an actress or something and even her personality is a character I have seen on TV before.
I’m sure someone out there on the internet has claimed it,
because I never could put my finger on Whitney from Southern Charm until someone far wittier and more clever than me did it…..
update: left out who it was 🙂
LADY ELAINE from MR ROGERS!
LADY ELAINE from MR ROGERS!
cant find the side by side today. damn.
so ladies, if you know what I’m talking about, help me out!
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!!!!! I FOUND HER!!!!!
its this person! this gif just came up while I was googling menopausal gifs for my RHONY commentary below — it was like an OMEN!!!
she is the woman from that show GCB (Good Christian Bitches) !!!!!
that got cancelled and was HILARIOUS!!!
this TEXAN character was LITERALLY her!
LITERALLY HER.
this has been driving me INSANE. I tried to think of it for like 3 hours at work today.
oh my gosh I have NEVER been so proud of myself in my life….
ok now I can go to sleep….
continue reading as if this interruption in the post made sense AT ALL
……. post as it originally was before my outburst continues below…..
Okay two things : Kelly, the head of DCC, must be DYING at Brandi and what she is doing on this show.
Any of you that watch Making the Team: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleads (which ya should, its AH-MAZING) know that Kelly would cut your butt from that team so quick if the word poop came out ONCE!
Ok three:
How old is Cary? I can’t even think of a guess because it really could be anywhere on the spectrum? Young and the plastic surgery has made her look super old? Middle aged with the pulled tight skin of a small infant?
Your guess is as good as mine.
and I seriously am loving watching Leeanne get all STEAMED about charities 24/7 this whole episode
but I’m hooked. there are no opinions raging in my brain so fast that I cannot.
OH WAIT. I keep thinking of a few small opinions, of course 🙂
WHEN DID ROCK OF LOVE MOVE TO DALLAS?
ok, but seriously, for me, like no opinions.
now I’m done
:: RHONY ::
they give me no time to comment on this because its on wednesday nights and I’m attempting to watch it as I write this post….
I’m currently laughing out loud at Ramona talking on the phone with bethenny on speakerphone while she watches herself in the mirror.
she keeps staring at her new breast implants and tilting them higher and higher while she leans back, hand on waist.
at one point she literally says a joke and every time she laughs she goes and looks at herself in the mirror to make eye contact with herself and laugh.
I’m DYING right now
and I’m seriously giving a slow clap to her for her body.
not even her body for her age….. just her body. I mean, girls got it.
i do still really laugh at some of bethenny’s comments
like her yelling ABORT!! ABORT!! in the confessional during ramona jumping on the bandwagon and throwing her best friends boyfriend under the bus in front of everyone.
ramona! stop it!
you know whats gonna happen……..
(annnnnnnnd Dorinda breaks)
her legs are spread elbows on her knees…..
YOU BETTER LOCK THAT SHIT UP RAMONA!!!
new girl Jules is like holy crap what did I sign up for!
“they didn’t take their menopausal meds
not that they would be my moms!
…… but they could (laughs guiltily).”
no, but really, because right before this Dorinda and Ramona are having hot flashes sitting on the window AC unit.
I Meannnnnnnn….. I really like new girl.
and then bethenny just WONT QUIT with talking shit about dorinda’s bf at dorinda’s party.
…… and just like that….. I’m shaking my head at bethenny again.
:: mazel ::
ok I’ve decided I’m going to like Dallas now that I’ve written four thoughts about it….
….. but mainly because I just saw this in my google images.
get it girl.
:: JACKHOLES ::
the people that cancelled GCB : Good Christian Bitches
that show was SERIOUSLY INCREDIBLE.
HASTAG : BY CARNIE, DID LEEANNE MEAN ACTRESS????? BECAUSE THIS. IS. HER.
EDITORS NOTE :
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.
The woman in your clip is also on a new show called "Younger" that I think you would LOVE!
I need to start watching that, everyone talks about how great it is!! There are so many things on my list of shows to marathon that I need it to become my full time job (dream job! please Lord!) 😀
Remind me who the whitney sudler doppelganger is? I'm sure if you wrote it by I read it, but I've prob had too many fireball shots since then.
omg i forogot to put the image in! lady elaine from mr rogers!
you know leeanne really had a small part in GCB lmao:) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdsI33SIbYc
OH MY GOSH I CANT BELIEVE THIS! this is amazing.
this is incredible!
already emailed you some of my thoughts but you KNOW Kelli and Judy are regretting so many decisions they made in the early aughts (ballpark guess of her era). did she ignore all those makeup lessons when she wore that frosted white eyeshadow with lavender? did she not have to take media training (obviously she ignored it if she did because kelli would not approve of this kind of talk)!
replying to myself because this helped me get over my disdain of the show: http://blog.chron.com/tubular/2016/04/the-real-housewives-of-dallas-bless-their-hearts/
YES. YES. YESSSSSSS. I. LOVED. GCB. I was so mad that got cancelled. Fucking stupid crazy rightwing nutjob wannabe "christians." "I am a better mom and 'christian in name only' than you are!" God that show was so amazing and so goddamned accurate it was scary. Anyway–someone else already pointed out that Crickett (that was her name in GCB) is in Younger. Her real name is Miriam Shor.
Anyway…I think poop and farts are hilarious, because I am a classless twit, so I, of course, was DYING at that episode. Less because of the first part of that thought, but more because these are supposed to be the high society of Dallas, the rich-bitches that overspend for stuff at Stanley Korshak (which has the worst makeup and handbag department of all the amazing shopping in DFW, I might add), and here they are talking about farting and taking a shit. (I say high society but we all know the *real* society would not dare go on this show.) I was about to hyperventilate. It made me feel better about being gutter trash for like 5 minutes.
you. are. hilarious.