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The Sarcastic Blonde

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:: Happy MDW! Easy Cake + Friday Things + Sales ::

May 22, 2020

ummmmm HOW is it Memorial Day Weekend?!
Can someone explain this to me?! I’m so confused…..

If you are cooking/baking this weekend I highly recommend this really easy Blueberry Angel Food Cake that I’ve made for summer holidays in the past (recipe from Liz Adams) – it is so pretty with fresh blueberries (or strawberries!)
You could even by a store bought angel food cake to make it SUPER easy.

I’ve seen a lot of “our plans” vs “2020” memes/images going around on instagram,
but nothing has compared to this Sex & The City version.

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My friend and I were messaging about it and she said “if Berger isn’t coronavirus in human form….” and it really resonated with me.   He was the worst….. ALTHOUGH…. I can barely watch the final season because Alexander Petrovsky was truly terrible.  So, so bad.
but I digress……

How Sweet Eats is one of my favorites to follow and I LOVE when she posts her summer reading lists. 
I always agree with her book choices.  ALL of them.  She has the best beach/summer/vacation reads….errrrr so I guess this summer it’s more like stay-locked-in-your-house-and-dream-about-beach/summer/vacation reads?!
summer 2020 reading list
I should confess that I have not read anything since about week 2 of quarantine…sooooo….since MARCH.  I’ve been going straight to The Great British Bake Off on my phone while I fall asleep.  And ya know what?! I haven’t missed reading one bit….
BUT.  One of these days…..

I re-shared my Hydrangea tip on instagram this week.
There are several things that make them last a long time, and I rounded them up in this post, but to me the EASIEST thing that has made mine last longer than 3 WEEKS is just change water every 2 days, remove leaves, trim stems at deep angle AND THE KEY cut a big slit up the stem so it can soak up more water.

I started my at home Zo Retinol Peel last Friday and have been updating on instagram.  I no longer look like I laid in the sun for 68 hours straight and am slowly peeling! I had hoped to be done peeling by today or tomorrow but think I am going to peel straight through the weekend which is fine.  Not like I have anything exciting going on this year 🙂
My husband says I have gone from looking like a burn victim to then just really dark and tan and now I’m splotchy with areas peeling and other areas still waiting to peel .
But overall it was painless – just TIGHT skin some days, hot skin other days, and now itchy.

(I’ll do a whole post on the peel when I’m finished but it is a medical grade product you have to get from a professional and they will determine the steps based on your skin, etc.  Or if it is even right for your skin! I buy my medical grade products from Laurel @ The Look By Laurel and have met with her twice in person (pre-quarantine) so she has been helping me with my skin since the end of last year! Reach out to her if you are wanting to step up your skincare game and are interested in the peel!)

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If you are indulging in some retail therapy ……
and don’t forget to sign up for EBates/Rakuten because almost all of these do Cash Back, with up to 10% cash back!  

BLOOMINGDALES || 30-50% off site wide, extra 50% off clearance
I found SO many cute things – great sale on dresses – I’ll try to round up some favorites this weekend to post! 

DERMSTORE || 20% off sale
– I did a post about the sale here!

SHOPBOP || Take 15% off orders of $300+ and 25% off orders of $600+ with code JUST4U.
I ordered a few things to try and rounded up some favorites here

SOLE SOCIETY || 50% off site wide with code SUMMER50
I love this straw tote and my beloved Mason Weekender Bag + Weekender Bag of course

TUCKERNUCK || 25% off all markdowns with code BERRY25

ABERCROMBIE || 50-60% off

SERENA & LILY || 20% site wide with code LIVEWELL

LOFT || 50% off site wide

LULULEMON || up to 50% off

OLD NAVY || 25-50% off

NORDSTROM || up to 60% off clearance

REVOLVE || up to 60% off

WAYFAIR || up to 70% off

MARK & GRAHAM || 20% off with code SUMMER + 30% off sale styles

TARGET || BOGO on swimsuits + sandals
I own this suit in ruffled both black and white and wear it constantly!

VERISHOP || 50% off styles

MANGO || 30% off everything

J.CREW || up to 60% off your purchase

J.CREW FACTORY || 50-60% off everything

 

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  1. Lori says: May 22, 2020 at 11:09 am

    Thanks for posting the link to the reading list. All of them sound like what I love to read in the summer and I’m already reading one of them. I just ordered the Color Wow Spray and the Jane Iredale LipDrink LipBalm. I need all the hair help I can get with the SC humidity. I’ve heard lip balm is amazing and it’s tinted. Have a great Memorial Day weekend! 🙂

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