DISCUSS AMONGST YA-SELVES……

:: OC Reunion ::

Gina is giving pure Jersey vibes with this reunion lewk.  Yowza.
Vicki is just the worst person on the face of the planet and will do ANYTHING hurt people or to stir drama to try to stay relevant.  Do you think she took xanax, for the third year in a row, to maintain her composure during the reunion? Because I sure as s-h-eyite do.  She was like Kourtney Kardashian with her level of excitability.  I bet if she stood up to walk waddle off stage in her heels and too tight horribly age-inappropriate-dress she’d fall right over.
Kelly Dodd certainly hits below the belt and always has, but in what world is saying “you’re a drug addict and a horrible mother who never sees her child” a comeback for being called fat.  That does not sound tit for tat to me at all.  But then again, this is the woman that doesn’t bat an eye saying that a woman’s husband beat her up at reunions, so I suppose cocaine allegations are nothing to her.
Vicki literally acts like being called a fart and being called a cocaine addict are the same thing.  Riiiiight.

I just want to know when the beef really started between Kelly and Vicki, or was this all still stemming from Vicki being friends with Michael and setting him up with Vicki’s friend? Either way, Kelly is really not backing down and has been saying in the media that if Vicki returns, Kelly won’t come back.  Uh oh….. she may come to regret that, because unfortunately my-boyfriend-Andy-Cohen has a thing for Victoria Gunvalson and I don’t think he’ll give her the boot until she has to retire due to botched plastic surgery from being such a dumbass she doesn’t disclose medical conditions prior to surgery croaks.

More importantly, is my-boyfriend-Andy-Cohen going to bring up all of the internet scoop on Vicki’s latest scumbag to answer her pleas of desperation for a man? Because I feel like Steve Lodge is going to walk out of this unscathed…. which is ridiculous…. because anyone else it would FOR SURE be brought up.
Until Part II……

:: Dirty John ::

OH EM GEE.  I was so, so, SO excited for this show to premiere!
I was shocked when I posted about it on instastories how many of you said you didn’t know it was a podcast!
Do yourself a favor and listen to the podacst ASAP! It’s only about 6 episodes and so easy to binge.
It makes the California air-headedness of the characters so spot on, because my goodness do they sound like idiots in the podcast.  Sorry, not sorry.  It’s true.  And I really love her bitchy daughter Ronnie.

I already know how this story ends – and it ain’t good – but I can’t wait to watch the trainwreck I envisioned while I listened to the podcast unfold before my bravo-loving-eyes.

:: RHOD :: 
I passed out before I could finish the finale of Dallas, but I am VERY pleased with Stephanie’s Frat Party send off for her husband going off to Harvard.  How freaking fun is that!?! Amazing.  Like words cannot express how badly I need to make this a theme party in the future.

D’Andra is going to finally get the keys to the company from Mama Dee…. can’t wait to see how the state of the company unfolds from there.  LeeAnne is apparently going to finally get married and maybe do something with that heeeeedeous dress that should really only be worn 5 ways and look good, versus adding 17 different cheap and ugly attachments to it and calling it a lewk.  Like, who in their right mind would attach one red sleeve and one white sleeve and walk out the door? Oh, wait, a carnie.
Cary is going to stay married to the awful Mark, who thankfully we saw less of this season, until recently and now his pale naked body jumping into the sea continues to haunt my dreams.

(And seriously…. why was Cary’s entire story line about her non-existent-daddy issues? Because unless something happened after I fell asleep, which I’m sure it didn’t, Cary was a mere background character this season.)

:: Amanda Bynes in Paper Magazine ::

Amanda Bynes is speaking out for the first time since stepping away from the spotlight for the past few years and I for one am EXCITED.  Remember the glory days of What I like About You? And all of her insanely amazing tween flicks.  Hopefully she’s on the up and up…..

:: Below Deck :: 
I don’t know what it is about this season, but I’m really loving it.
The best yacht they’ve ever had, and in the best location that my ass will never get to see in real life (Tahiti) is also a huge plus.
Two cast members kicked to the curb in one foul swoop is something I never saw coming.

It’s just so good…… and next week the two deckhands that are yelling and hating each other are suddenly hooking up?! WHAT?! Riley’s insane.  And scares me.  And is wonderful for television.

:: RAHN’s girlfriend pregnant again? Or engaged?  :: 
I can’t tell if the rumors are that Ronnie from Jersey Shore’s girlfriend is pregnant again or that they are engaged, but either way, that’s a HARD NO.

:: Prinyanka and Nick Jonas Wedding Day ::

I don’t really care about either of these people….. except that Nick’s songs are very catchy and I do enjoy them, but this seems like it’ll be a huge extravagant wedding and I love all things wedding, always.  I hope we get to see pics from ALL of the activities!

:: Chenbot returns :: 
Big Brother Fans – you can quit holding your breath!

Julie Chen has announced she will be returning as host for the Celebrity edition of BB.
I hope this means she will return for the summer edition, too.
Her husband is a complete and utter scumbag, and she’s a moron, but BB is my summertime obsession and I cannot picture anyone hosting it but her! It wouldn’t be the same!

:: Jackhole of the Week :: 
ME.  I feel like I’m behind on my shows…… but I’m working on it!
Not to worry, two babies in my belly will not replace my love of Bravo, or my love on rambling run on nonsense with Coffee Talk.  Many of expressed a fear that Coffee Talk would go away and hell-to-the-no.

Bravo is and always will be WAY more exciting to talk about than babies. Sorry not sorry.

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:: Editors Note ::
As always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors
whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during Coffee Talk on a weekly basis.
#HYPOCRITE   #SORRYIMNOTSORRY
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day, and likely won’t do the next day either.  Or the day after that.

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