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July 17, 2014

discuss amongst ya-selves…… 
   
the bachelorette
Andi: “This date is just amazing!!!! What could be more romantic than a private island with no one else around!!???” 
Um…. no one except for the producers and a million camera crew and everyone and their mom.  
ugh THIS SHOW DRIVES ME CRAZY. 
just screams romance.  screams it! 

All I can say is if she picks Crazy Killer Eyes at the end of all of this I am going to lose it

The drinking game of Nick and Andi’s date should have been how many times he said “like”. 
 I, like, wanted to stab my eyes out.   
And then he, like, pulled out a hand written fairytale of their courtship with drawings, and I, like, actually did stab my eyes out. 

Then we have Josh.

They basically have just had eye sex all season. 
As much as she clearly totally boned Josh in the fantasy suite wants to bone Josh, Josh’s brother is a famous football loser, and she seemed PISSED that his brother Aaron would be getting more attention then their nonexistent relationship. 
The way I see it she has two crappy choices remaining:
Murder Eyes and Dumbass-Douchebag.
When it doubt : go with the better looking one, because you’ll be breaking up within 2 months anyway. 

I’m just happy I don’t have to see her pouty duck face while handing roses out anymore.

I was reading this months InStyle, and the highlight of the issue was seeing that zooey dechanel mentioned watching real housewives of melbourne.
um……. 
WHAT?!?!


A serious google search has left me helpless for full episodes — all I can get are clips off of the Australian version of Bravo’s website.
So someone please find out how I can see this show ASAP. 
also, I haven’t seen Married At First Sight yet, but thank you Julia for alerting me I cannot wait to watch! 

RHOOC:
Tamra is unbelievable. 
She seriously needs to see a therapist – I’ve never seen someone start so much crap, become thrilled inside, and walk away.  She just sets fires and walks away all excited to let it burn. 
I have so much to say about this weeks episode that I have to just say nothing. 

Jessica Simpson got married again.
I’m sure you know this.
but I pose a question to you:
How many of you know THE NAME OF THE GUY SHE MARRIED off the top of your head?
mind. blown.

because for the life of me I swear I couldn’t remember it at all, and I realized, I bet half the world still doesn’t know it either even though they’ve been together for years and have two kids? 
#istillmissnewlyweds 
#nicklacheyforthewin 


The Peoples Couch had it’s season finale last week and I AM DEVASTATED.


DEVASTATED. 


Even my husband (haha…. husband. its so weird) would watch this show with me on Tuesday nights and he refuses to watch anything on Bravo with me.  


There is such a huge hole in my heart without seeing these two every week: 





Big Brother is one of the greatest TV shows for 9 million reasons, but I think my favorite reason is that it’s on three nights a week.


It’s like a dream.


I wish all my shows had three new episodes a week and I wouldn’t have to socialize with anyone at all Sunday-Thursday. 


I say it every year, but seriously people, you need to get on this bandwagon.





I’m so excited that Devin is getting back-doored this week 


(another reason its my favorite show: the language of the show is hilarious. I say “I hope ____ gets back doored this week”! a million times during the summer)


When I first saw Devin I couldn’t figure out why he looked familiar.


He says its because he looks like The Rock.


but no…….


that wasn’t it…… 


I say it’s because he looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. 





AM I RIGHT??????








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  1. Alex {Things That Sparkle} says: July 17, 2014 at 1:23 pm

    omg hes identical to a teenage mutant ninja turtle. identical

  2. Georgine says: July 17, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    RHOC…. are you Team Shannon or Team Heather?!!??!

  3. JMc says: July 17, 2014 at 3:27 pm

    Omg he totally looks like a ninja turtle!! Thank you for that!

  4. Laura {happily ever} Parker says: July 17, 2014 at 5:47 pm

    hahhaha the teenage mutant ninja turtle now that is funny! I still miss Newlyweds too – they were the best together. They suck apart.

  5. Jerp says: July 18, 2014 at 5:15 am

    Love The People's Couch. My favorite part was when the dad of the family that lays in the bed said they made lists of where they saw themselves in 5 years and the wife put "new blinds in the dining room"….bahahahah! As far as BB goes. I'm gonna go ahead and say that Derrick is gonna win. I think he's the mastermind of the whole house and is manipulating all of his alliances without them knowing…unlike Devin did! They need to back door Derrick!!! #backdoor

  6. Jerp says: July 18, 2014 at 11:18 pm

    If you don't already do so, you should add Playing House on USA to your viewing schedule. It's probably on Demand. It's ridiculously funny.

  7. Chelsea Woodring says: July 20, 2014 at 2:19 pm

    the TMNT comparison killed me!

  8. katie says: August 9, 2014 at 7:02 pm

    I heard that Bravo is airing Real Housewives of Melbourne on Sundays @ noon!! Did you already know that? I'll be checking it out this weekend! 🙂

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