discuss amongst ya-selves…..
Sooooooooo – The Bachelorette Finale.
I mean….
She was crying hysterically, broken hearted, because the man she said she wanted to marry had dumped her. I should have known that OF COURSE she would be engaged to someone else within days!
WHAT THE HELL????
I mean, we knew Drew was going out the door (no shock there), but then she just falls crazy in love with “what was always in front of her” and gets engaged?! Please leave comments on this because I really can’t believe this happened. I always thought it was Chris, and I think they are great and that she does love him probably, but I really can’t believe she went from only seeing her future being engaged to one person, to being dumped, and then getting engaged to another? Yeah… your mindset was totally stable to be making these decisions.
Go read betches love this recap, because they say the perfectly inappropriate things I’m too scared to say.
{believe it or not, this is always me holding back…. scary}.
enough of my dumb opinion blabber….. onto the main point of the season. I am so mad I never realized this, because I hate when someone beats me to anything humorous, but one of those dumb tweets on the bottom of the screen during the show said that Chris looks just like the dude from Blues Clues.
Um, YES. Coffee Talk would have been so much better had I realized this all season.
lilo hates to disappoint, so she is already out on the town with The Wanted! (who, my boy Andy Cohen has said, is quite the group of man-whores).
ruh-roh. She was, however, great on Chelsea Handler’s show. And good thing amanda bynes has been put on 30 more days psychiatric hold to keep everyone distracted.
princesses of Long Island ended with a giant yawn.
I feel like nothing is even worth discussing, not even crazy Ashlee’s panic attack or Jeff’s promise ring (promise ring that he is straight?) instead of an engagement ring. The only thing worthy of discussing:
I realized one thing that has been staring me in the face all season: You know the bitchy resting face? Erica has a constant “I smell poop” face. That or an “I’m pooping” face – it varies between the two. I’m sorry, it’s gross, but it’s true.
That is totally worse that Bitchy Resting Face.
Her face looks like this:
constantly.
Liam took Miley to his movie premiere last night.
For the love of God Liam! Ahhhhh!!
RHOOC Finale:
There was drama, fake apologies with Jim crying (ha!!!!!),
…..Gretchen’s face continuing not to move whilst her lips grow to the size of Cleveland, more Malibu Country talk, and Slade/Ms. Piggy/Tupperware Face crap. The highlight: Brianna’s husband Ryan is a scary psychopath. Like, straight up, I feel like he truly is not someone that should ever be around women or children. The main reason – even Vicki didn’t make a PEEP! Crazy-face, screaming high pitched Vicki doesn’t say a single word about it. The man was yelling at a 64 year old pot-head for putting her feet up on the couch and then went ape-sh*t. I try to avoid my favorite curse words on here, but honestly the only way to phrase it is ape-sh*t.
Here’s a small part from after it, but it’s an episode worth watching to see how crazy he goes at her while it happens.
I hope he gets ripped a new you-know-what at the reunion, and I’m sure he will.
Ah I can’t wait for the Reunion!!!!!
Thanks to A Spot of Whimsy, I have been discovering new TV shows. She messaged me about The Vineyards on ABC Family, which is like a new The Hills but set in Martha’s Vineyard. It’s definitely scripted like the Hills, and the first 1.5 episodes it’s just so fake, I was like “why am I watching this!?’, yet after that hurdle, I am hooked.
Lou and Katie need to get together ASAP because I just can’t handle it.
At the very least, it’s pretty people in a pretty town so why not. It’s so bad that it’s good somehow?
And finally, the REALLY big news of the week. If you’ve been reading Coffee Talk for awhile, you remember me sharing how People’s main page announced that a Let’s Make a Deal girl was pregnant. Well, today their homepage shares that she has welcomed a daughter!! Scarlett!!
Will someone please tell me how the hell this is news? I mean, I consider every piece of dumb crap to be interesting, and this is just boggling my mind. I apologize for just wasting 2 minutes of your time by sharing it with you.
I know there’s so many other things to discuss that I am leaving out!
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The winner will be announced on Monday!
"What the hell was that?!" totally sums up my thought when I turned off the tv after the Bachelorette finale! I mean, even Chris Harrison kept teasing everyone with "Who here thinks Brooks is coming back?"
That said, Chris is probably a better match for her. But I kinda feel bad for him if he watched the last episode and watched as his now fiance cried saying that it was Brooks "all along" and how it was over for her.
And is it weird that I've been looking forward to your Coffee Talk post all week to hear what you say about it? Yeah…I don't think so either.
xo – Marion
Ryan is a ticking time bomb – that dude is half a beer away from getting meaty and throwing punches. I didn't know you could disrespect a couch.
such a wack-job. I guess I disrespect my couch daily??
Oh wow, a lot to discuss here. I always liked Chris, and thought he made the best husband material. I would like to think that she finally realized it, too?! I thought Brooks was creepy. Never tell a guy you love him first….ever! I read the spoiler alerts, that were wrong, so I like this outcome better than the ones I read.
Liam, get a tetanus shot stat!
Ryan is scary crazy…for real. Brianna like she knows it and has seen it. Vicky calls it "the wrath of Ryan"…holy sh%% balls. Maybe her Brooks wasn't that bad…ok hes's gross too. I can't wait until the reunion, too. By then Ryan will probably be away, but they will still excuse all of this cray cray.
I thought Brooks was super creepy too, and definitely think Chris would be the best husband. Given the success rate of the show, I'm sure it won't work out, but maybe? And with Brianna – yes you could totally tell she knows it and has seen it! He got up in Lydia's moms face with the like "I'm going to punch you" anger face. Terrifying. Over a damn couch!? I didn't even think about him being away still for the reunion… shoot!!
I thought that Chris looked like a combination of "Blue's Clues" Steve and Ted from "How I Met Your Mother." I'm glad they ended up together because I COULDN'T STAND Mr. Greasy hair Brooks. Bleh.
The bachelorette was ridiculous and if I were Chris I would feel duped!! However Coffee Talk is about to get even better when Juan Pablo's batch of crazies come on the show. Claws are going to be out! And I cannot wait to watch it go down!
Your bloggy blog looks so pretty with the redesign!
Gosh, what happened to Amanda Bynes?! Such tragedy
Des…oh lord. That girl is a hot mess of ridiculous and insecurity. She accepted a proposal from the only guy left, why, exactly? Because she wanted to make good tv? It was painful listening to her try to convince herself that she likes him, let alone loves him. Des needs a few rounds of therapy.
The only one of these clowns that I ever liked was Brad, because he actually had the balls to NOT offer a fake proclamation of love to a woman he barely knew, and refused to propose for ratings. Why he was ripped to shreds for that, I'll never understand.
I can not stand Gretchen and Slade – and can we talk about Slade's brother – nice ponytail:) Jim's $1000 scarf was a joke, men should never wear red silk. Vineyards, I am intrigued may to tune in. I can't resist a reality show. And the Bachelorette this season was snoozeville, I am even less excited about Juan Pablo being the new Bachelor- bad choice ABC. I am shocked Sean and Catherine are still together.
I am so stoked for the reunion too. Total justification for "sugar tits" as Tamra lovingly calls Lydia's mom. Umm, yea…about that.
Ahhhh Wait whyyy don't you have a collage of pics of Slade's brother?? He is by far my favorite character to ever grace the OC show. ANd I CANNOT believe anyone could yell at Lydia's mom. I could have jumped through the TV and kicked his face in right then! And I can't even take the Bachelorette. Des was booooring and I am with you. She is totally devastated yet gets engaged to someone else??? I clearly need to tune in to The Vineyards business. Have you seen Orange is the New Black? It's not reality, but it's my new obsession. Oh how I've missed Coffee Talk…I feel like I've been on your blog in forever. I'm happy to catch up. xoxo