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:: Maxi Dress + Wish List Wednesday ::

April 25, 2018

We are only a few days away from our trip to Miami so I wanted to share a vacation inspired Wish List with you all today!
And one of my favorite dresses from last spring and summer is back in a ton of solid colors and prints! This maxi is super comfortable but definitely a little bit sexy.

The front has a deep-v that I love and the back has a hook closure that gives it a really pretty keyhole back.  You could dress this up with heels too if you didn’t want the more laid back look with sandals.  I am 5’4 (slash 5’5….. the debate continues….. doctor offices have always told me different things so I should probably figure that out at some point……?!) and I am able to wear it with sandals and have it only be the tiniest bit long but not so long that I wanted to alter it.  That way I can still wear it with wedges if I feel like it!
I actually also have this dress from last year in a cream floral print.
It is SO figure flattering and the side slits are the perfect length!
oh and it’s a total steal at only $55!!!

it doesn’t hug your tush this much from behind….
the wind was nuts and so I grabbed it to keep it from flying everywhere and all back shots are, well, backside shots – whoops! 


// MAXI DRESS // comes in tons of colors, both solids and prints!
I am wearing a size small, runs TTS.
// EARRINGS // so in love with these!

pee. ess. I try so hard to take pictures without my sunglasses but my eyes just can’t handle it….. I end up all squinty faced….. hence why I usually am in sunglasses or “staring” at the ground (they’re usually closed…..)

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My favorite finds for the week,

inspired by my upcoming getaway to Miami!
So much cuteness + color! 

I know I shared this dress a week or two ago, but I ordered it and it came and I loved it! The XS was really snug at the top, so I re-ordered in a size small and hopefully that’ll fit better! It’s under $100 and I love it!


// NAVY AND WHITE DRESS // 

an affordable wrap romper! comes in two colors 

// WRAP ROMPER // 

My favorite find of the week.  It’s so fun! The black is already sold out so snag it while you can! 

// POM SARONG // 

love the color and pom detail of these sandals.

// POM SANDALS // 

love this white off the shoulder for summer. 

// OFF THE SHOULDER // 

as someone who can’t put my face in the sun anymore (damn melasma!) 

// SUN HAT // 

a cute little embroidered dress 

// EMBROIDERED DRESS // 

In love with these heels! And the thick heel means I could actually walk in them, too! 

// RATTAN HEELS // 

these scalloped sandals look just like a much pricier designer option! 

// SCALLOP SANDALS // 

Navy and white striped anything works for me – love this sarong. 

// STRIPED SARONG // 

The cutest one piece ever! 

// ONE PIECE SUIT // 

I want these earrings in every color under the rainbow (and luckily they come in every color!! ) 

// POM EARRINGS // 

You know that thing I said about my sun hats? Yeah…. I also have a tan line on my back still from April 2017…. so….. this spray is likely a necessity……. 

// AFTER SUN SPRAY // 

The stitch detailing on this romper is so pretty.  Love the tie waist too. 

// WHITE ROMPER // 

I’m so excited to wear all of my fun statement earrings again! These are on crazy sale! 

// STATEMENT EARRINGS // 

A great beach bag with fun color pops. 

// RATTAN BAG // 

This maxi cover up is so beautiful! Modest but sexy. 

// MAXI COVER UP // 

This does double duty as a cover up and a romper. 

// STRAPLESS ROMPER // 

More statement earring obsessions!!!! 

// STATEMENT EARRINGS // 

 

Happy Hump Day!

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  1. Sharon says: April 26, 2018 at 7:26 am

    I just added those last statement earrings to my cart! They are so cute, I need them.
    http://www.forthewonderer.com

    • TheSarcasticBlonde says: April 28, 2018 at 11:00 am

      I am in love with them too I will likely do the same!!! Have a great weekend!

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