discuss amongst ya-selves……
I have caught some kind of god awful viral infection, but instead of remembering viral means you can do nothing, I’m still attempting to kill everything in my insides with every vitamin I own, herbs and teas, cold meds and nasal sprays. I can barely keep my eyes open and feel like I’m high as a kite, so my half-assed half-written post is going to be published as is. it could make it worse, or a whole lot better. you be the judge.
:: the bachelorette ::
soooooo I basically missed the entire show because of extreme weather and tornado watches in other parts of Illinois. (I’m not that horrible of a person, I know tornados and peoples lives are more important than this god forsaken television BS but still…..I meannn it was the episode we’d all been waiting for COME ON) I spent the night listening to 20 seconds of the show and then 97 interjections from the weather girl. Ummmm how many times do you need to say “get away from doors/windows” and “don’t go outside”??? WHO DOESN’T KNOW THIS? I meannnn didn’t we all see Twister!?
and, I’m sorry, but if the people that NEED to be taking shelter are sitting there listening to you repeat this, then it’s too late for them anyway. Put two and two together and the only people watching you are PEOPLE WATCHING THE BACHELOR.
soooo I missed all the first-date-sex-sounds everyone is talking about,
but it’s okay…… because I have something even better nastier…..
my googling skills are INSANE.
left : serial killer eyes whore face nick
right : crazy doctor from ghostbusters
Nicks serial killer eyes are back and I just DO NOT understand his charm.
There is NOTHING sexy about him. Look at that picture up there. Please…. explain to me why this would illicit doing it on national TV whilst mic’d.
What is up with funerals on reality shows lately?
First they do a eulogy for David and Shannon on RH of OC and now we have to do one on The Bachelor?
Why? Why is this entertaining ABC? WHY?
(WHY WHY to be read in the voice of Rachel on Friends imitating her boss Joanna when Chandler won’t call :
WHY hasn’t he called he said he would call WHY WHY rachel WHY)
Chris Harrison, let’s go back to picking the person thats afraid of heights and making him scale a building or jump off a bridge. That was fun.
But really, my opinion remains the same about the scandalous coitus between Nick and Kaitlyn.
If you want to sleep with guys on the first date, yes ou are right Kaitlyn, that’s your prerogative. And no, you aren’t the first contestant to do “it”, but most
but totes my opinion. you do you girl. or do…. everyone. whatever.
:: RHOOC ::
Tamra has found God.
Or in her words, she started going to church
“and if you don’t like it, you can suck it”
Oh my.
Perhaps she hasn’t quite figured the whole thing out just yet.
:: RHONY ::
This trip is going to be SO MUCH BETTER than Scary Island and Kelly Bensimon.
Carol, with a camera the whole trip in hand,
“I decided to document our weekend away! So much happens!”
Did you take some of Sonja’s drugs? YOU HAVE A CAMERA CREW. I just can’t.
Bethenny makes a menopausal AC joke and says its like supermarket sweep (supermarket sweep!!!!! the best!!!!) picking bedrooms with these broads
and just like that….. Bethenny is back on my good side
I could marathon this show right now I am laughing so hard.
I just watched way too many clips of this show – so many people with 80s haircuts and mom jeans. Heaven.
But I spoke too soon.
Then bethenny tells heather to “only do workout clothes, its an untapped market” and tries to educate her at her own job…. I meannnnnn…..
but NO ill be nice and focus on the funny supermarket sweep joke an lay off her this week….. I’ll focus my annoyance on carol with the 2002 video camera while a camera crew follows their every move and focus my joy on getting to watch ramona parade around in a bikini with lucite heels.
:: mazel of the week ::
BIG BROTHER IS BACK.
big bro drinking game : BUT FIRST………CAMERA ANGLE CHANGE
nothing signifies that summer has arrived more than the ChenBot gracing my screen every Wednesday Thursday and Sunday 🙂
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.
They're going to need a funeral for me too because I JUST DIED at that Nick picture comparison. Also, I recently just noticed how weirdly he speaks. It's similar to how that high school nerd sounds–with a bit of a lisp and everything. Just me?
I am surprised you didn't touch on Luann on live this week with Andy…that was a golden gem that he gave us LOL! P.S. so I agree that nick is totally creepy but have you seen his instagram…just go look and then email me your thoughts on his body LOL! xo, Biana –BlovedBoston
ITALY! Do you follow galmeetsglam.com? She's in Italy, Greece, etc. Great clothes and great shoes!!!
Taylor, my husband and I are coming to a wedding in Chicago in October. Do you have any tips/suggestions on what to wear? Also, we only have 1 day to site see, any suggestions for places we would not want to miss? We are staying near Millennium Park.
Hi Samantha, so sorry for just responding now! October can be such a tough call for weather here – for example, its July and I was still in a sweater shivering the last 2 days. It could be beautiful or it could be bad! Hopefully it'll be gorgeous fall weather, and I'd suggest jeans and boots for daytime and then jeans, booties and a cute top or a dress/blazer/leather jacket with booties for nighttime. If the weather is nice, definitely do the architectural boat tour – it is incredible, and even after being here for years it is always the top of the list of things to do. Of course, shop Michigan Avenue. It is crowded but it's beautiful and so nice to see the old Watertower and the skyline from Wacker Drive. You could walk from your hotel down Michigan and grab lunch right next to the old Watertower at Ralph Lauren. It's an adorable restaurant and feels very classic Chicago – plus their food is delicious!
Thank you for the suggestions! Now I just have to find the perfect dress that doesn't make me look out of place. 🙂
I had to rewind when I saw Sonja fixing her coke nose… I just can't. And I used to LOVE "Beth" as Heather would say… but I agree. It is all just too much… but she won me over again when she yelled STFU. hahaha love it.
BIG BROTHAH IS BAAAACK!! (I just needed to share my excitement with someone else under the age of 55 who cares…) SO pumped.