discuss amongst ya-selves……..
:: THE BACHELOR ::
first of all, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS LIPSTICK LADIES.
second of all, this season they just drink so much and all get so rowdy.
every diary confessional they are all hammered and a hot damn mess.
it’s wonderful television.
I seriously want to be a producer or something on this show to be the ones filming these diary confessionals.
I mean, Chris. {sigh} what is this?
Kale’s Mom
the things these girls choose for ABC to use with their advertisement is astonishing.
(see : last weeks coffee talk for Taras)
and note to Kale’s Mom’s Mom : MAYBE AFTER YOU WALKED IN YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED THEM.
Is their date real life? Am I really hearing these things come out of her mouth?
Do you believe in aliens
Like…. I love big noses.
the zinger : the totally normal and mature way of informing her male suitor that she was a son.
“SOOOOO….I LIKE HAVE A KID. YEAH.”
oh my goodness….. sweetie….. even the way you just said that is just horrifying.
chris corrects her like an adult should to a child and says “You have a child?”
and then prince farming shows us what he promised us week one with his selections : HE SURE KNOWS HOW TO PICK EM.
ROSE FOR KALE’S MOM. DUH. they have “so much in common”.
mmmhmmm. yep. okay.
crazy chick. she is so much crazier than anyone could have ever imagined. this is amazing. she must be on pills. or off of her pills? it truly is the only explanation.
annnnnnd…… wait for it……
ROSE FOR CRAZY PANTS.
I’m really hoping its the producers making that happen, but I don’t think they would have made her keep Kale’s Mom, so I’m thinking he’s just that stupid and is actually choosing on his own to keep these people.
later….when I’m clawing my eyeballs out in disgust for watching at the cocktail party for the rose ceremony….
Kale’s Mom is SO jealous of the Promiscuous-Virgin.
you know it took every ounce of my being to name her ‘promiscuous-virgin’ instead of something else……. ughhhh……..
Kale’s Mom : “Guys LOVE to take your virginity”.
oh my lord…… someone take this little girl off this show…..
“I wish I could use the ‘I’m a virgin’ line, but I have a kid, so it’s like a dead giveaway!”
YOU’RE SO SMART, KALE’S MOM. HE WOULD TOTALLY KNOW.
Promiscuous-Virgin has a princess jasmine belly button ring. She tells Chris “you have to rub it to make a wish.”
And then she’ll tackle you with her tongue.
i can’t. ew. it’s just so gross.
(one of) the drunk girl(s) TOTALLY CALLS HIM OUT and puts on a bunch of horrifying lipstick and says “well you kiss all the girls with the lipstick”.
YOU GO DRUNK GLEN COCO. TWO MORE SHOTS FOR YOU.
did you see his face after that britt girl made out with his face on the zombie date? it was like fuchsia everywhere? they must have to fix his face for 10 minutes before he goes back to the group date!
anyways, I wish that chris’s criteria for a woman was everyones when I was single,
because getting a man would be easy as pie.
drink a lot, air your natural crazy for all to see, talk about dumb crap all day.
I would have hit it out of the ballpark people. Pah-reach.
jackhole(s) of the week :
ALL OF YOU IDIOTS ON THE BACHELOR WEARING THAT LIPSTICK WHEN YOURE TRYING TO GET A GUY TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!
watching this show in high def, britts lips literally jump off my TV screen and make my eyes cross.
GOOD LORD.
also, the girl making/the producers airing the hairy tush comments about the other contestant on national TV.
HOWEVER, I am VERY disturbed as to why they keep BLURRING this bikini, so WHAT is going on???!!!! if they are blurring it because of a hairy tush I am seriously MORTIFIED for this human and VERY CONFUSED as to how one doesn’t do something about this before going on national TV.
it’s gonna get UGLY at the women tell all…. and by ugly….. I mean
it’s gonna get UGLY at the women tell all…. and by ugly….. I mean
ew. I’m sorry to end on that note.
and actually sorry, not sorry I’m not sorry.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.
Spot on! This season is so entertaining already.
Oh my word, you make me laugh hysterically. You say all the things I think in my head, which makes it PERFECT! Thank you and keep it coming!
The kiss was outrageous – she might be a virgin but it appears she's been watching porn with the way she kisses LOL!! Oh and the crazy girl – i think she might have forgotten some pills…but she's pure perfection for tv!! xo, Biana – BlovedBoston
YES! What was happening with the butt? Was it too revealing? Too hairy? They even blurred the front? What was behind the black box/do I really want to know?
Hahaahaha, they must have been blurring out the hair, love it! I was on my computer all last week while watching and think I need to be paying better attention this week so I don't miss any of the crazy!