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April 10, 2014

discuss amongst ya-selves…….

this was everyone and their mom after work yesterday in Chicago: 

the second it’s warm enough for patios and outdoor drinking everyone becomes a straight up alcoholic and sprints for the nearest bar as if cocktails have been off limits for the past 5 months.
its amazing…. so I guess I like Chicago this week. 

am I the only one who did not enjoy the finale of How I Met Your Mother???
I’ve watched every episode, love the show so much, then this season comes on and is absolutely awful. And I thought the finale was just as awful.  Then I woke up to everyone talking about how they were crying their eyes out…. I feel like I missed something??  Because trust me, I cry A LOT when watching TV, and if other people are crying that means I’m usually bawling, so I’m just trying to check my mental sanity level?? 



I needed a little more Robin Sparkles and a little less Ted’s Wife that no one gives a crap about even though the show is titled after her and the entire premise is trying to figure out who the hell she is.
Am I right??? 

This sums up how thrilling ALL THREE parts of the RHOBH reunion were: 

seriously (my boyfriend) Andy Cohen?? 



Southern Charm :



I’m just not buying that this Kathryn chick is 21.



I’m sorry…. that is not what 21 year olds look like.   


She talks like a 21 year old though, that’s for sure.






How does she have the time to sleep with all of these people? 



trashy Kathryn had an amazingly classy white dress for dinner.





i want it!!! perfect bridal ensemble……
 





annnnnnd weeks ago, when the show premiered, one of you smart cookies commented that Kathryn WAS pregnant with his baby….. and now I just read it on reality tea too….. soooo I totally think you’re right and if so I really cannot wait for a Southern Charm reunion. 


and apparently they have something in common despite the 30 year age gap:














RHONY: 



during all of these fights they keep repeating


“no your behavior is unexcusable“


UNEXCUSABLE IS NOT A WORD.


Oh my Lord….


I just can’t….. 


nails on a blackboard.  such morons.  





oh shut up luann.  don’t act so appalled by their behavior. 


you slept with a johnny depp pirate on the beach vacation while you were mic’d with a camera crew.  class my ass. 






sonja breaks the tension by announcing she peed her pants but doesn’t have any underwear on


the “sonja’s borrowed house” jab continues to make me giggle. 





Heather is secretly from New Jersey and related to Teresa.


I mean….. Good Lord.  As long as it’s directed towards Aviva, I’m all for it. 





Aviva continues to piss me off to the point of no return.  


The crap that comes out of her mouth is unbelievable. 


She says that Heather and Carol were 


“essentially verbally raping” her.





really Aviva???? really???? 


what classifies something as “verbally raping’? 


And in the previews for next week,


 she is saying she “did nothing and just took it up the butt”.





really Aviva???? really????????????????????????


 


my blood pressure is the through the roof every time she talks. 





Mazel of the Week: 


Sonja.  For just plain everything. 





I’ll take that quality of life and a borrowed hamptons mansion anyday!!! 


Mazel crazy lady!!!  





Right now the best show on Bravo is The People’s Couch.


I’m moving in with these two.


They are so f’ing funny. 


I love them.  I want to be them.


the 3 grannies are a close second. 





My new life goal is to be on People’s Couch…..





and you know I am 100% serious. 












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  1. Kelsey | Southern in Love says: April 10, 2014 at 12:48 pm

    Yes, yes, and yes.
    Southern Charm is just so crazy.
    Did you see the WWHL with Shep, Cameron and TRav with Julie and Brandy as the bartenders?! It was amazing. Shep's outfit was horrible and I thought TRav's announcement was going to be that him and Kathryn had a baby, not that he was running as an independent for Senate.

    RHONY is just so good right now. I didn't realize that Luann and Jaaaaques had broken up. Aviva annoys the crap out of me. I am one billion percent team Carol on this. And that scene with her going to confront the machine that ripped her leg of was totally just trying to garner some sympathy.

    I also had to reread "unexcusable" like 5 times because my brain would not say it incorrectly. So confused at first haha

    • Kelsey | Southern in Love says: April 10, 2014 at 12:52 pm

      Oh…and after that SC episode that the test was negative, I was like what the hell co-workers and they just gave me knowing looks. Then I did the math and if she got pregnant when they first started dating (in May), she would have already had the baby, so she had to have gotten pregnant around the Carolina Day party for everything to match up. We shall see.

  2. BLovedBoston says: April 10, 2014 at 12:50 pm

    I seriously want to be friends with all the friends and family from People's Couch…the episode where they watched the bachelor finale was hilarious!! Heather is the best and I'd want her to be my friend for sure!! Southern Charm is a mess and his dinner party was straight up crazy!!! Cameran is the only normal one on that show!!

  3. beth cleary says: April 10, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    my NEW life's goal is to be your NEIGHBOR!!! Hilarious!

  4. Shannon Hodges says: April 10, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    Rumor has it around town, here in Charleston, that old Kath has recently given birth to a little girl.

  5. NKM says: April 10, 2014 at 2:20 pm

    I just have to say, I've been reading your blog for a while, especially Coffee Talk, and I DIE laughing every time! You are the highlight of my Thursday mornings at the office 🙂

  6. Ali says: April 10, 2014 at 2:37 pm

    RHONY is amazing, but they are all morons. At least Sonja knows she is crazy and a ding bat and I love her for it. I was hoping Aviva's other leg would get caught in the conveyor belt, but sadly it did not. I have been using that gif of Heather all week. She did work with P. Diddy after all. Southern Charm is getting realllllll good. Craigy doesn't get much air time, but man he every second count! I'm still distrubed by Kathryn's awful falsies. If her giant Chanel earrings are real, I need her to stop with the drag queen eyes.

  7. kiki says: April 10, 2014 at 3:20 pm

    robin sparkles is my new favorite thing in the world!!!!!!!!

  8. Laura {happily ever} Parker says: April 10, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    That Southern Charm show is not that good yet I still watch. Everything I am thinking KATHRYN FILL IN YOUR EYEBROWS!!!!!!!!!! Anyone else with me on that?!

  9. thepetitepelican says: April 11, 2014 at 1:56 am

    I wondered if there was someone who enjoyed Bravo programming and adores Andy Cohen as much as I do… so glad to have "found" you!

    Southern Charm, RHONY and The People's Couch are the highlights of my weekly tv lineup. I basically watch nothing but Bravo (and a few shows on ABC to appease my boo).

    I wish TPC would cast in cities other than L.A.!

  10. Emily Clark says: April 11, 2014 at 12:50 pm

    Kathryn had her baby a couple of weeks ago!

  11. Alex {Things That Sparkle} says: April 11, 2014 at 1:46 pm

    OMG can we please discuss HIMYM??? I didn't cry a single damn tear. It was awful. So disappointing.

  12. kelly says: April 14, 2014 at 3:32 pm

    ditto on those girls from the people couch!!

  13. The Now says: April 14, 2014 at 6:44 pm

    WAIT…Kathryn IS pregnant?!?!? I hope she stopped drinking…she seems DRUNK all the time. And I agree that she looks way older than 21. Also…I love The People's Couch. And I had a dream the other night that I was friends with Carol Radziwill and we went shopping together. IT was amazing. I am really annoyed with Sonja with a sexy "J". She is trying to take on the Samantha Jones persona, but it's just not working. xoxo

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