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November 7, 2013


discuss amongst ya-selves…..

WHAT?!?! Courtney Stodden, who was 16 when she married the 51 year old Green Line guy, is getting a divorce?!
(via)
HOW did this relationship not work?
If it can’t work between these two, what hope is there for the rest of us?!?!?!

She is now 19, and must have gotten too old for him.

RHOBH premiered this week with 2 new members

First up, Carlton {with a botched eye in that photo??} 

what kind of name is that? 
all I think of {and anyone I want to hang out with thinks of} is The Carlton

but if you think that name is bad, just wait
her 3 children are named
Destiny, Mystery, and Cross
oh my Lord.
Horrifying.
and apparently she is a witch based on the previews for the season?

the second new cast mate is a former miss universe, has a puerto rican accent, has unreal hair, and is freaking gorgeous.
I can’t even handle her hair.  I just want to be her.

But I miss drunk Taylor and Camille already.  Just a little bit.

and drunk Kim…. obviously.
and Kim’s silk blouse. 

This isn’t funny, yet I can’t help hysterically laughing.
You know how that goes. 
Ryan Lochte had a crazy fan run at him and jump in his arms; he caught her but blew out his knee doing so.

That fan must really be crying now.
But seriously, WHO would be so obsessed with “what would ryan lochte do” (via) to do this?

Mother of the Year award once again goes to Kris Jenner.
Who lets their 16 year old dress ike this?! (via)
I truly can’t stand this family. 

Is anyone else devastated Eric &Jessie: Game On is over?
because damn I loved it. 
she’s so perfectly inappropriate. 
how does such a dirty mouth end up on such a pretty face?

she is hilarious.  I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, it was the closest thing we’re ever going to get to Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica round two. 

In 30 years when I’m begging my husband for a face lift, someone slap me.
because I may end up looking like this. 
so note to self: keep plastic surgery below the neck in future just in case.
I jest.  {or do I……} 

And why is everyone cutting their hair? 
Because they need to STOP IT. 
  
STOP IT NOW. 
Ok sorry…. you know I have a hard time stopping with the gifs. 
until next week…..


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  1. Mrs. Lovely says: November 7, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    the hair cutting ugh. But the thing is- in two weeks they'll have gorgeous long hair again with extensions. I have to remind myself of that when I want to jump on the Chop Wagon!!!

  2. HMC says: November 7, 2013 at 2:02 pm

    I can't even process Renee Zellweger. YIKES.

  3. KatiePerk says: November 7, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    Agreed about Eric & Jessie.

  4. kiki says: November 7, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    omg eric & jessie is over?!?!? i LOVE THEM!!!!!! #weeping.

  5. Kelsey | Southern in Love says: November 7, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    Yikes RZ. That is just baaad.

    And Eric and Jessie are soooooo the new Nick and Jessica, except so much better. In their intro to the show when they topple over and she says, "Baaaby." Oh my gosh. It could be Jessica Simpson herself. The show has to come back on again. Especially since they're now pregnant. It must.

    And I totally agree about the hair. Long hair is sooo much better. Ugh. Silly celebs.

  6. meagan @ beautiful things says: November 7, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    this is hilarious! I just died in my cubical.

  7. Laura {happily ever} Parker says: November 7, 2013 at 6:02 pm

    I love LOVE Eric & Jessie. Not even ashamed to admit I follow them on Instagram!

  8. JMc says: November 7, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    I was just about to give up and ask who that even was with the face lift but I saw someone else's comments…wow!

  9. tarheelmom says: November 7, 2013 at 6:34 pm

    That is Renee?! Sheesh!

  10. Keeley Kraft says: November 8, 2013 at 3:28 am

    DON'T apologize for your gifs! I love them, they are spot on. And the rest of this post was pretty great too! Hilarious!

  11. Linda {Calling it Home} says: November 8, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    I didn't even recognize Renee. The new housewife has the best hair, so this is going to be great to watch Kyle and all of her jealous rage over it.

  12. Maggie Reardon says: November 10, 2013 at 11:09 pm

    I could comment on all of these (trashy reality TV is my life) but I'll save it all for my fav: Eric and Jessie. I am so depressed it's over. At least now I can say my favorite celeb couple is actually still married (Nick and Jess are my go-to nightly watch). And let's just say I've been practicing a Latin impression like hers.

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