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The Sarcastic Blonde

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September 12, 2013

discuss amongst ya-selves…..

i’m glad we all agreed about miley’s video/song on Tuesday. 
I feel like I can’t buy the song on iTunes on principle… but damn I hate that I like it! 
Apparently up next is a song with her and Brit Brit. 
d.listed pointed out to me that she looks like a sad furby before she goes all nuts with her damn tongue licking things. 

totally sad furby – good call.

I’m having a difficult time watching Tamra’s OC Wedding. 
Who the hell do you think you are?  Unless Bravo is picking up the ENTIRE check, you need to simmer the hell down.

 Tamra has the worst taste ever, and it seems her planner does too. It’s like the blind leading the blind here. 

I’m not even going to comment on her Vegas flip-out or her Crazy-Ass family…. this is marriage #3 for her and my guess is divorce #3 as well.  She’s insane. 

Gywneth paltrow – I’m always flip-floping with her.  I like her, and then she does crap like this:

and this (McDonald’s bashing)  and this (GOOP article obnoxiousness) .
She does an entire back-to-school post with ridiculously expensive staplers and crap, and then EVERY link doesn’t even go to the item – it just goes to main webpage. WHAT?
 {I know this because it was in the above article…. not because I actually clicked on everything – swear 🙂 }. 
Seriously…. over 100 items or something – and not ONE is an actual link. 
Gwynnie…. you are proving the press right…. 
and once someone talks badly about McDonald’s it’s really hard to get off my shit list…. 


This has been the most epic season of big brother ever.  So good I can’t handle it. 
But now I am entirely bored with everyone left and don’t want any of them to win? How did this happen? 

Once the lunatics and bitchs left, nothing fun was happening.  
I miss psycho Amanda and Elissa’s facial expressions laughing in her face.

{how amazing and unreal was the whole amanda + elissa situation last week? 
I don’t know how she just sat there and laughed in her face but it was incredible}



 The finale is next week: Who are you hoping wins?? 


Remember the hilarity that was summer heights high?
ja’mie is back!

emily blunt is preggo!! 
I love it – love these two together.  So damn cute. 


Holy Lamar Odom : 
Am I the only one that truly never saw this coming?? 
I wonder how long Khloe has seen this coming or what that whole situation really is right now? Or if it’s true that it’s all just cheating and a Kardashian cover up? 

….and since when do rich people do crack cocaine? 
isn’t crack for the poor-drug-folk? 
I’m no drug expert, but Whitney Houston’s incredible reality show Being Bobby Brown taught me a thing or two about crack (may she RIP).

one of the best moments in all of television.  

My love andy cohen has apparently found himself a dime piece.
Sean Avery!



 I don’t know why I never realized these two would be hooking up? 


beiber is trying to grow a ‘stash?

just go away already.

kris humphries is auctioning off kim k’s engagement ring.

atta-boy.  milk it for all it’s worth.  



this video is possibly the funniest thing I have watched all week.

so watch it, because I swear you’ll love it. 


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Comments

  1. shoemarnster says: September 12, 2013 at 12:21 pm

    I agree with everything you said here! That NFL Bad Lip Reading is THE BEST! My family randomly quotes it all.the.time! Thanks for the laughs.

  2. Playground Prepster says: September 12, 2013 at 12:43 pm

    You are hilarious!

  3. Ally {Life as I know it} says: September 12, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    I love GP but I do hate how pretentious she is and how wishy washy she is with her diet and her kids diet. One day it's only eat macro or microbiotic diet, I can't remember which one she was all about, and the next day she talks about eating meat and drinking wine. She needs to make up her mind and quit acting like she's better than everyone else because she eats "healthy." I did not see all this Lamar drama coming!! I thought he and Chloe were so happy and had no issues. Boy was I wrong! And don't get forget he may be famous and rich now but he came from the streets where crack is their drug of choice.

  4. Jessie says: September 12, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    Oh, how I have missed you. I do not want to believe the Lamar rumors. He is such a little love bug.

  5. Hayley says: September 12, 2013 at 2:14 pm

    I TOTALLY agree about BB! I was so obsessed when the girls were in the house that I actually talked my husband into getting livefeeds :/ Now, I could care less. I hated Amanda but I have to say it was good TV watching!

  6. Linda {Calling it Home} says: September 12, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    I want the "Pizza Boy" to win…and dump that crazy girl. I feel bad for Khloe.

  7. 702parkproject.com says: September 12, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    OMG I love Bad Lip Reading!! I think my favorite one is Herman Cain, but they are all hilarious!! I can't watch NFL now without quoting one of these.
    –Sarah @ 702 Park Project

  8. Elizabeth @ The Little Black Door says: September 12, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    I never thought I would feel sympathy for any Kardashian but I do feel bad for Khloe.

  9. ashley nicole catherine says: September 12, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    hahah i LOVE that bad lip reading.. probably one of the best of the series!!

  10. Arielle Wren says: September 12, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    I am so excited for Ja'mie to come back, I cried when I found out. Yes, I have problems.
    I had NO IDEA that Sean Avery was batting for the other team these days and now I'm sad. How does one go from dating a supermodel to Andy Cohen? I guess the Vogue internship should have been a clue…
    This Lamar fcukery is cray!
    Awesome coffee talk this week!
    ~Arielle

  11. Amy Florez {Baby Mama Juice} says: September 12, 2013 at 4:30 pm

    Oh Lamar. It's so tragic. I think he's doing meth because I'm now a meth expert thanks to my "Breaking Bad" obsession. Bieber makes my skin crawl.

  12. The Now says: September 12, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    OMG OMG the Bieber Stash!!! WTFFFFFF GROSSSSSSSSS!!! ANd I am fascinated by this Lamar Odom thing. Did you see that he was buying steel wool at the drugstore. Apparently steel wool is used to make crack pipes. I'm with you…rich people dont' need crack!! I mean I guess nobody does, but you know what I mean. Why is Miley having sex with construction equipment. And she could at least worn a hard hat!! That's dangerous. Wait do you really think Sean Avery and Andy are on?? That is cray! And HOW the eff is Tamra able to buy $7,000 wedding shoes??? xoxxo

  13. KatiePerk says: September 12, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    I can't stop reading about Lamar. That stache on Bieber hurts my stomach. I was happy that Emily Blunt is pregnant. I think they are so cute!

  14. Colby says: September 12, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    This is a much better version of Miley's song. Enjoy!
    http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2013/09/11/miley-cyrus-wrecking-ball-cover-video-song-gregory-brothers-country/

  15. Gilded Mint says: September 12, 2013 at 9:10 pm

    I found your blog recently and have to say you are hilarious. Thank you for telling it like it is! Love the Coffee Talk posts the best. Keep it up!

  16. thepetitepelican says: September 13, 2013 at 2:25 am

    Another fab coffee talk!!

  17. kiki says: September 13, 2013 at 6:45 pm

    summer heights high is coming back!??!?! omfg you just made my year!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Nat says: September 16, 2013 at 11:50 am

    First of all I downloaded both of Miley's songs- sorry I'm not sorry! I mean I hate her but they are soooooo good. I can't even handle Tamera – her flip out on her family was awful and made her look so trashy. I flip flop on GP too-sometimes her comments are so ridiculous I can't handle it. NFL bad lip reading is soo hysterical! Have you looked at the ones for Hunger Games and Twilight? So funny.

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