talk amongst ya-selves…….. 

:: JEN SHAH ::

I mean, wow.  Wowowowow.  These Housewives and their legal troubles, and I’m not just talking about the misdemeanors.

First Teresa, then LOTS of stuff still ongoing with Erika + Tom Girardi, and now JEN SHAH.  I’m shocked but not shocked.
In case you have REALLY been living under a rock – because this was on all of the actual news channels which means it’s BIG BIG – she was charged for running a nationwide money laundering fraud scheme.  Or telemarketing scheme.  Whatever – stealing money via a scam telemarketing thing or something or other.
COME HERE FOR THE GOSSIP NOT THE FACTS, PEOPLE. 

Her and her assistant (one of the many) Stu, aka Stu Chainz as she called his drunk alter ego which was quite ominous, were both charged.

Here’s the tea on Jen Shah :

allegedly….. because ya know…. I don’t actually know but that won’t stop me from pretending I do : 

A SWAT TEAM showed up when they were filming RHOSLC.  The whole Cast and Crew was there.  She had gotten a call 5 minutes prior (rumor is she was tipped off) and said her husband was in the hospital and left.  The SWAT TEAM showed up and she wasn’t there but cameras were rolling.  I’m sure they’ll have to cut the footage of when the SWAT team actually pulled up, but I bet we’ll get to see everything right before and everything following.  PLEASE I HOPE!

I MEAN.   When people say reality TV is scripted…. the best reality TV you CANNOT MAKE UP.

Here’s a link to summarize things from a real source.

I went to her instagram page the moment I saw the news and she hadn’t even deleted her recent posts to her stories yet- it was videos of her getting full glam for the cast trip to Colorado.  So atleast she had full glam for her arrest?! Silver Lining?!

Can someone PLEASE tell me why these women who have HUGE FEDERAL ILLEGAL SKELETONS IN THEIR CLOSET go on a reality show?! It really shows how big their ego is if they think they are so above everything that they can DISPLAY all of it on TV and never be caught.

The rumors that members of her Shah Squad glam team/assistants could have been infiltrated with Feds KILLS ME.  The only people in her corner on the show during Season 1 were her paid employees, which is really saying something about this woman, and then SOME OF THEM MAY HAVE BEEN INVESTIGATING HER?!

If laughing hysterically at that is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

also…. this comes on the trails of the leaked audio of her berating the heyl out of her employees , which was no surprise since she is truly a terrible person.

To be clear – I like my Housewives this insane.  People in my real life? No thank you.  On my screen? Hand me some Salted Caramel Brownie Brittle and a big pour of Costco Prosecco and GIMME MORE SCANDAL!
although I really thought if any scandal came out for Salt Lake City it would be Mary and her “church” that somehow is allowing her 7 Homes and apartments filled with the most expensive couture. 

ALL THAT IS TO SAY …… COACH SHAH DOESN’T DESERVE THIS!
He better not go down with this sinking ship!
He seems like such an angel of a man!

One of the funnier aspects of this is that the day after the arrest they had the call in for the hearing.  Somehow the number was public knowledge and a ton of Bravo Fans called in and were able to be on the call.  The judge kept having to tell people to mute their microphones and was unable to even hear anyone or anything and they had to reschedule the whole thing.
DYING.
DEAD.

:: ERIKA + TOM ::

Erika has been filming RHOBH during everything that has gone on with her husbands money stealing scandal, too.  I mean – after the year we have all had these are BravoTV gifts we NEED and DESERVE.

I don’t believe a single word out of him pleading Alzheimers etc etc.  That just seems like extremely convenient timing….. don’t ya think?!  And is an affect of Alzheimer’s stealing and hiding millions of dollars?!

I REALLY want to know if Erika was aware of all of this….. not saying she was, but I also don’t think she’s an idiot.

She may sing about “pat the puss” and look like a lunatic in her (VVV Expensive) confessional lewks, but she’s no dummy.

:: RHONJ ::

I love Jersey so much.  I’m very glad I took several years off of it –
but I’ve been back for a few and it’s so sooooo good, especially with the Jersey Husbands.

The other week when Jackie threw the make-up birthday party for Evan… I mean… so cringey.  SO cringey.

Jennifer has warmed to me.   Even with that insanely drunken pool scene.  I couldn’t stand her – which again isn’t always a bad thing in a Housewife – but I’ve warmed to her with how much we see of her family dynamics.

I haven’t seen all of this weeks episode yet but once again Teresa is truly THE WORST and can’t comprehend anything happening or ever take any accountability.  I love Joey Gorga oh so much.  The high pitch cracking voice came out tonight so you know HE WAS SERIOUS. And Teresa sat there with her mouth agape and slowly shook her head back and forth so you know SHE WAS SERIOUSLY UNABLE TO COMPREHEND THE CONVERSATION per usual.

:: WINTER HOUSE – NEW BRAVO SHOW ::

I am very much looking forward to the release of Winter House that members from Southern Charm + Summer House just filmed together.  Those two casts seem like they’d be perfectly wild mix.

:: RUMORS OF HOUSEWIVE VERSION ::

But an EVEN BETTER new show on Bravo would be the rumored Housewives crossover show – throwing a bunch of ladies from different cities into a house together. I think it’s true ?! I NEED IT.

:: SUMMER HOUSE ::

Luke really really reallllllly bothers me.

:: REALITY SHOW WITH ANDY COHEN ::

my-boyfriend-andy-cohen has a new show on E! every Thursday night about the history of Reality TV.  It started last week but I haven’t been able to watch yet, but ya know I will be watching every minute!

:: TOP CHEF :: 
Top Chef is the love language of all love languages.
Something for everyone.
I love it SO SO much and it premieres TONIGHT!

and I mayyyyyyy or may not have a crush on Tom Collichio.
Stanley Tucci isn’t the only bald man who we need to be talking about right now.

and Padma. and Gail.  Just saying…….
I LOVE THEM ALL.

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:: Editors Note ::
As always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors
whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during Coffee Talk on a weekly basis.
#HYPOCRITE   #SORRYIMNOTSORRY
my apologies for lack of weekly Coffee Talk like the good old days.
My little twin loves take after their mother and if the television is on their eyes are LOCKED and IN LOVE and want nothing else which leaves me little time for my beloved TV until late at night.
I’m also too tired to proofread my own nonsense,
so if this reads as though Teresa Giudice wrote it…….sorry not sorry.