coffee talk

discuss amonst ya-selves…….

Miami housewives- its just incredible

Joanna is so gorgeous I cant stand it,

so obviously, she is a certifiably insane absolute lunatic.

Barney is definitely right about the crazy scale.

Her and her sister remind me of the awful twins that were (thank god) kicked off on episode two of Bachelor Pad.

I actually think that giant boobs-mcgee has the best honest commentary.

as plastic as plastic surgery gets?

and I especially give her points for immediately responding to the “Mama Elsa looks great for her age” comment with “No. No she does not. She has had some horrifying plastic surgery.”
{trust me, the irony of this comment coming from her isn’t lost on me}

Your boobs are pretty horrifying too, but Amen Sister.

They all seem to want everyone to know that their cleaning ladies/house staff are their best friends and that this makes them great people.
I think it just shows everyone that they have no real friends?

No one can compete with Jeff + Zoila

Or the wine chugging, french lady Jacqueline
and the Million Dollar Decorator chick.

yeah…. Jacqeline wins. when will they bring this show back?!?

And finally:

You are old and your voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

Why the hell are you on this show?

I agree with big-boobs-mcgee: Kill me if i’m in a club at 40.

NYC Housewives:
Still want to push aviva off of a cliff

and her father is really creeping up further on that list too.
I’ll try to refrain from bitching until after the reunion.
oh – wait – one comment
you looked like an IDIOT walking in that runway show in your underwear.

“I dont want to be too exposed” my ass!
but the reunion……
Things are going to get goooood.
{And I finished Carole’s book – loved it.}

I need to see more picture of Anne Hathaway’s wedding.

This picture looks pretty, but all of them are blurry, and I can’t help but remember the horrid haircut. How “bridal” she could possibly have looked? And by bridal, I mean she definitely didn’t look the best she has ever looked on her wedding day.

Sorry. You know it’s true.
She should have delayed, delayed, delayed that wedding or put some serious extensions in that thing.
I give her credit for thinking of a giant organza bow thingy to distract from it though.

Revenge is back – and I couldn’t be more excited.

Nat summed all of my opinions about the episode perfectly – head over there to check it out.

All I can think about is that I really need to figure out who makes Ashley’s dress.
It is perfection. I’m 99% sure it will be something I could never afford.
Like every other dress she wears that I fall in love with.

Taylor Swifts most recent obnoxious quote:

“But then, when you make eye contact with someone across the room and it clicks and, bam, you’re there. In love again,” she says.

No…. you are 22 now You dont blink with someone and fall in love. Perhaps this is why you have the worst dating history in the world and are now dating a little 18 year old boy.

I stopped watching the Jersey Housewives about a gazillion episodes ago,
its just too much bitching to handle week after week
but obviously I couldn’t wait to this reunion.
(this bitching, on the other hand, is perfect.
all packed into one nonstop day of screaming at eachother)

Watching Andy Cohen ping-pong his head back and forth and try to get the women to shut the f up is entertainment in and of itself.
Theresa is THE DUMBEST housewife out of everyone, which is really saying something, and quite possibly one of the dumbest women in general. She is psychotic.
What do we think of Kathy’s new face?

Her nose looks good, but I will NEVER understand why people keep doing lip injections. Not one person has done their lips and looked good.
Knock it off already.

Things are getting ugly in Beverly Hills

A restraining order? Against Paul?
He seems completely harmless to me.
I’d be 10x more afraid of Adrian that I would be of Paul.

I shamefully just jumped on the Homeland bandwagon and have only seen the first episode…. it needs to be Christmas so I can hole up and watch the remaining 15 hours in one day.

How can we arrange this??

xoxo

Comments

Natalie {Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers} says: October 4, 2012 at 1:17 pm

You made my day. Big boobs comment about Elsa was so true. Why does everyone skirt around the horrible surgery she had and act like she looks normal. Joanne is stunning, I mean gorgeous but loco. Her boyfriend seems like a tool too. The old lady- I don't even know her name still not sure she is on this season she is boring- and what about her doing her lazys maid hair (it kind of grossed me out) and then teaching her to swim and I think she may not have been waering a bra. Taylor Swift is so annoying. I was done with Jersey weeks ago too and I can't even bring myself to watch the reunion too much screaming. Kathy look worse than she did before!
Anonymous says: October 4, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Ashley's dress is Azzedine Alaia. Check out the blog Posessionista she has all the Revenge fashion as well as other good shows. I love your blog and especially the "coffee talk" I mean seriously is Aviva for real?
Jess | the Jess Journals says: October 4, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Ok I obviously missed the whole thing about Adrienne and Paul…they filed for divorce?? WHAT?? haha I looove the real housewives of beverly hills – it's the only version I watch! haha

And I love all the outfits in Revenge pretty much.
Dina says: October 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm

I am going through a truly difficult time in my life…I have no DVR right now so haven't been able to catch up on my shows. Really, a tragedy. So thank you for recapping all of the important drama I missed this week! And agreed- I would be way more scared of Adrian then of Paul!
ashley nicole catherine says: October 4, 2012 at 3:55 pm

i can't possibly comment on all the amazingness in this post, but i will say i can't STAND aviva. she is so awful. and thinks she's such hot shit and so entitled just because she lost half of her leg. i lost all sympathy for her when she turned into a firemonster.
emily fitzgerald {once in a blue room} says: October 4, 2012 at 7:30 pm

hahaha taylor swift blinks and falls in love.

also i just watched the entire first season of homeland in a week and it's SO WORTH IT.
Lala says: October 4, 2012 at 8:06 pm

And you need to discuss 666 Park Avenue, have you seen it? This week was only the first episode. I was so excited for it because of all of the previous, after watching it, I kind of thought, meh. Just trying to figure out how they will make a whole season out of it?

I am excited for more to come though.
Mama Elsa's face has been killing me ever since I laid eyes on her and I love how everyone just acts like whatever about it.
Do you think she is too old to go under the knife now? she looks a hot freaking mess!!
- Lala says: October 4, 2012 at 8:07 pm
  
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Nat says: October 4, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Thanks for the shout out girl!
Homeland is AMAZING!!! You need to just lock yourself inside one weekend and watch the whole first season- trust me.
Joanna is gorgeous, I'm pretty sure my husband is in love with her, and totally cray cray.
I also want to push Aviva off a cliff, I've been over Jersey for so long yet I still find myself watching episodes-why?!
Taylor swift needs to slow down, it's called Lust not Love.
Even though I hate Ashley on the show I will say her clothes are amaze and way more fun than Emily's conservative outfits- let me know if you find out who makes that dress.
Elizabeth // The Now says: October 5, 2012 at 4:08 pm

I tried to comment yesterday but my internet was being so weird!! RHNJ reunion was the best thing of my life!! I haven't seen the Joanna's alcoholic rage incident yet but I can't wait. Barney's crazy/hot scale is so accurate! haha! Taylor Swift kills me. How about you start wearing sunglasses inside and then you can avoid eye contact with everyone. Oh wait, it doesn't matter now bc you are dating a little boy. Which is so weird that they are neighbors. I don't understand. I need to rent Homeland and Revenge so I can get caught up and then get addicted. That is all for now. xoxoxoxo
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