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September 20, 2012

discuss amongst ya-selves……

lets just start with some pretty:
yes. puh-lease.
to the ring AND the man. 

NYC Housewives continues to just get better and better. 
I’m super excited to see what LuAnn says at the reunion about Tomas.
{nicole richie’s comments on WWHL about her were amazing. “she’s been on a reality show for 5 years, she has a microphone on, does she think no one can speak french and know what she’s saying?}

If Aviva doesn’t shut up about her ass getting on a plane I’m going to {perfect place to insert inappropriate leg joke! ah! but I’ll resist} lose it.

The new drinking game needs to be when Aviva talks about the damn trip. 

Carole phrases it better than psychotic-selfish-egomaniac like I would call it…. she’s a “little self righteous”.

oh, and drunk carole at a gay bar is amazing.


speaking of amazing: dina lohan on dr phil

I still think flipping the bird was definitely the highlight.
She was worse than Lilo has been in any interview EVER I’m pretty sure.


how sweet – like mother like daughter. 


i know everyone in chicago must have seen this by now,
but I just can’t stop laughing. 

ummm confession. I actually like Married to Jonas.
let the judging begin.

looooove how the families clearly hate each other

love how mom jonas is a bitch.  a huge one.
love how kevin cries at the drop of a hat like a giant disney baby. 

and love how Danielle just reminds me of kourtney kardashion with no emotions and no inflection in her voice. ever.


I finally saw the J Simps WW Commercial and I feel like that must be the most mortifying moment for her ever?? 








I completely get it – you gained a ton of weight and it takes time to lose it. Of course! But then don’t film a weight loss commercial and only show your neck! 
Huh???? I was cringing for her just watching it. 


This is going to be a gigantic train wreck.


and I cannot WAIT for Giuliana + Bill {and 90 million other shows} to premiere.

Sorry for being so video happy today?

xoxo
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Comments

  1. Shannon Vaughn says: September 20, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Gosh I love Giuliana and Bill!!! Cant wait!

  2. deuxchicago says: September 20, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    Um I had definitely NOT seen that amazingly hilarious video of the guy at the game… totally made my day. Off to fix my makeup from crying laughing now! And I'm with you on the poor-Jessica front – awkward turtle 🙁 -L

  3. kiki says: September 20, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    umm how about how kevin jonas is flaming gay?! and his mom is hilarious – loved her paper napkin comment. I think dani is worse than kourtney on the monotone scale.

  4. Marion Green says: September 20, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Two things:
    1) Dina Lohan asking "Can we pound that?" while holding out her fist just totally made my day. What a mess.
    2) Hooray for Guiliana and Bill!! Can't.Wait.

    XO – Marion

  5. Elizabeth // The Now says: September 20, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    That's EXACTLY what i was thinking when I saw Jessica's Weight Watchers commercial. And you are right…Carole drunk at a gay bar was the highlight of the night for me!!!! I am dyingggg for the Jersey and NY reunions!! They are both going to be epic. And Dina?!?!?!?! GOOOOOOO AWAAYYYYYYY! Hasn't she ruined Lilo's life enough. So embarrassing. I feel like I know that guy in the bj baseball video. haha! He just looks so familiar. ok that's all for today. xoxoxoxo

  6. Natalie {Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers} says: September 20, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    I heart Carol for reals. Jessica's commercial made me cringe who does a weight loss commercial from the neck up?? Heck even Kristie Alley rocked a bikini. Wonder what Nick Lachey thinks! You know I'm a Jonas lover and great comp to kourtney Kardashian they are emotionless. I do kind of have a soft spot for Danis dad. Blake is seriously the luckiest woman alive.

  7. Johanna says: September 20, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    The ring – so beautiful. RHONY – Carole is seriously my fave. And…when do the Rancic's start up again? eeeeep!

  8. Katie says: September 20, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    I alwas love reading these posts!

  9. ashley nicole catherine says: September 21, 2012 at 12:18 am

    omg that riiiiiing. i know i'm in the minority here, but RR does just not do it for me. that ring though, yes it do. omg aviva is SO self-righteous. "ok, i went to vassar and speak multiple languages" congrats, but that doesn't make you a decent person.

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