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Friday Randoms

May 11, 2012

random thoughts for Friday: 


I wish I was wearing this today



I ordered 50 shades of gray and Andy Cohen’s Most Talkative off Amazon last night.

This is partially because 
a. I would be fuscia in the face checking out with 50 shades of gray.  I turn bright red in the blink of an eye, so imagine me being all
 “oh hey…. don’t mind the mommy porn…. I’m totally not looking forward to reading this all night…. it’s for my friend I swear…..” 
b. getting to a bookstore in Chicago is impossible.  I don’t want to pay to park to go in and browse the books for an hour.
c. it’s totally a’s reason.
 I am a 5 year old and would giggle like Anderson Cooper. 

via





 I want to make crazy cookies.

these just send the perfect message:
life’s short, calm the hell down and have a cookie. 
this will be my new “thinking of you” gift. 

my boyfriend has been out of town “for work” all week in Sanibel, FL.  so rude to not delay this trip to next week when I could accompany him and tan my pale ass.

the positive is, I plan on watching all of the movies I have been meaning to see and not fighting over the last bites of peanut butter fro-yo. 

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 including

my week w marilyn
the help
midnight in paris
(other suggestions 100% welcome!!) 

I feel like I have been wondering this for years: what the hell is rhubarb? rhubarb pie, rhubarb cupcakes, rhubarb scones… I’ve been seeing it everywhere.

ina’s strawberry rhubarb crisp
I finally found out (a la google) that is is a leafy plant eaten as a fruit after it is cooked.
see…. I do expand my brain cells occasionally.


H&M has some seriously cute clutches that I’ve added to my wishlist

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and finally… this made me realize I actually DO miss heidi and spencer.

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I suck, I know.  But look at that face!!!
It’s like car crash – you just have to look. 


xoxo


ps. if ya can’t tell, we all know the movies will be playing in the background and I’ll just be what-should-we-call-me’ing all night. 



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  1. Samantha says: May 11, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    I just watched Midnight in Paris, then proceeded to watch it again the next day. Weird? No way. Just. That. Good. Dying to see My Week With Marilyn as well!

    Thanks for making me fall in love with yet another yellow cross body bag!

    And that outfit. I wish I were wearing that today. Jeans and my black top are nothing compared to the amazingness of that outfit. She wears it so effortlessly.

  2. Jessie says: May 11, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    I am dying to read 50 Shades. I went to the beach with a few of my Gf's and they were raving. It sounds like it may make me feel silly.

  3. Virginia says: May 11, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    How do you post the "what should we call me"s on your blog? I have not been able to figure this out yet. Love the H&M clutches! I wish there was a store near me.

    Love those cookies!! Hahaha

  4. Julia - the Urban Slant says: May 11, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    We. are. the. same. human. literally. watch all those movies and eat that fro-yo. and is it the 30th yet? seriously. SO excited!! xo

  5. SHF says: May 11, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    I love all the movies on your list – they are all so good! Enjoy watching them with your fro yo!
    PS: I wish I was wearing that outfit too!

    SHF
    thechroniclesofs.blogspot.com

  6. Nat says: May 11, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    I pinned that outfit today- I wish I was wearing it too! The best part of having the Kindle is that no one knew I was reading 50 shades! I visit what should we call me at least 10 times a day- best tumblr page ever

  7. winewithlunch says: May 11, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    I'm currently reading 50 Shades, too! It's super addicting and actually kind of funny, too!

    Kelsey

  8. Charlotte says: May 11, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    You are hysterical! Love that outfit and love your weekend plans! I SO wish Champaign and Chicago were closer!! Boo. Are you going to the blogger blitz this summer by chance?? Also, I need your email so I can reply to all of your sweet comments on my posts! Now that you have it on my mind, I WILL be getting froyo this weekend!! Have a great one!

  9. Missy Ann Rinfret says: May 11, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    I have an ob.sess.ion with that first look. Omg I'm 100% pinning it! Those cookies are a riot and I def need to make them and send to like at least 2 of my besties lol. Loving ur blog btw u are tooooo cute! xxx

  10. Carly | a simple affair says: May 11, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    I very much so wish we were in the same city so we could do this all together. I will be {hopefully} finishing up all of my work by Sunday night…that could be a stretch. But will be needing a break with some movies and what should we call me. Those crazy pill cookies = genius I say. Also, why is genius so hard to spell. Lastly, I am currently eating strawberry rhubarb crisp as I type this, and it is phenomenal. How's that for coincidence. Happy weekend! xo

  11. Johanna says: May 12, 2012 at 2:41 am

    I want to hear about both books. I would totally order them online for reason a., too. tee hee.

  12. Ashley Turner says: May 13, 2012 at 1:30 am

    If you haven't seen I Don't Know How She Does It or Friends With Benefits, I loved both of those! Also, not sure if it's still in cinemas or not, but Salmon Fishing in the Yemen is soooooo good! xx

  13. Karena says: May 13, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Taylor adore the outfit with the great black and white bag!
    Weekend movie watching what could be better!?

    I want to invite you to join my Giveaway from The Enchanted Home!

    xoxo
    Karena
    Art by Karena

  14. Maria at inredningsvis.se says: May 14, 2012 at 9:56 am

    haha LOVELY POST:)I really like your blog and I want to follow..do you have twitter or FB??

    If you want some swedish decor inspiration, check out my blog:)
    have a great week.

    LOVE Maria at inredningsvis.se
    (sweden)

  15. glamourcoma says: May 14, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    lovely

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