Nicks serial killer eyes are back and I just DO NOT understand his charm.
There is NOTHING sexy about him. Look at that picture up there. Please…. explain to me why this would illicit doing it on national TV whilst mic’d.
What is up with funerals on reality shows lately?
First they do a eulogy for David and Shannon on RH of OC and now we have to do one on The Bachelor?
Why? Why is this entertaining ABC? WHY?
(WHY WHY to be read in the voice of Rachel on Friends imitating her boss Joanna when Chandler won’t call :
WHY hasn’t he called he said he would call WHY WHY rachel WHY)
Chris Harrison, let’s go back to picking the person thats afraid of heights and making him scale a building or jump off a bridge. That was fun.
But really, my opinion remains the same about the scandalous coitus between Nick and Kaitlyn.
If you want to sleep with guys on the first date, yes ou are right Kaitlyn, that’s your prerogative. And no, you aren’t the first contestant to do “it”, but most
but totes my opinion. you do you girl. or do…. everyone. whatever.
:: RHOOC ::
Tamra has found God.
Or in her words, she started going to church
“and if you don’t like it, you can suck it”
Perhaps she hasn’t quite figured the whole thing out just yet.
:: RHONY ::
This trip is going to be SO MUCH BETTER than Scary Island and Kelly Bensimon.
Carol, with a camera the whole trip in hand,
“I decided to document our weekend away! So much happens!”
Did you take some of Sonja’s drugs? YOU HAVE A CAMERA CREW. I just can’t.
Bethenny makes a menopausal AC joke and says its like supermarket sweep (supermarket sweep!!!!! the best!!!!) picking bedrooms with these broads
and just like that….. Bethenny is back on my good side
I could marathon this show right now I am laughing so hard.
I just watched way too many clips of this show – so many people with 80s haircuts and mom jeans. Heaven.
But I spoke too soon.
Then bethenny tells heather to “only do workout clothes, its an untapped market” and tries to educate her at her own job…. I meannnnnn…..
but NO ill be nice and focus on the funny supermarket sweep joke an lay off her this week….. I’ll focus my annoyance on carol with the 2002 video camera while a camera crew follows their every move and focus my joy on getting to watch ramona parade around in a bikini with lucite heels.
:: mazel of the week ::
BIG BROTHER IS BACK.
big bro drinking game : BUT FIRST………CAMERA ANGLE CHANGE
nothing signifies that summer has arrived more than the ChenBot gracing my screen every Wednesday Thursday and Sunday 🙂
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.