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coffee talk

September 20, 2012

coffee talk
discuss amongst ya-selves……

lets just start with some pretty:
yes. puh-lease.
to the ring AND the man. 

NYC Housewives continues to just get better and better. 
I’m super excited to see what LuAnn says at the reunion about Tomas.
{nicole richie’s comments on WWHL about her were amazing. “she’s been on a reality show for 5 years, she has a microphone on, does she think no one can speak french and know what she’s saying?}

If Aviva doesn’t shut up about her ass getting on a plane I’m going to {perfect place to insert inappropriate leg joke! ah! but I’ll resist} lose it.

The new drinking game needs to be when Aviva talks about the damn trip. 

Carole phrases it better than psychotic-selfish-egomaniac like I would call it…. she’s a “little self righteous”.

oh, and drunk carole at a gay bar is amazing.


speaking of amazing: dina lohan on dr phil

I still think flipping the bird was definitely the highlight.
She was worse than Lilo has been in any interview EVER I’m pretty sure.


how sweet – like mother like daughter. 


i know everyone in chicago must have seen this by now,
but I just can’t stop laughing. 

ummm confession. I actually like Married to Jonas.
let the judging begin.

looooove how the families clearly hate each other

love how mom jonas is a bitch.  a huge one.
love how kevin cries at the drop of a hat like a giant disney baby. 

and love how Danielle just reminds me of kourtney kardashion with no emotions and no inflection in her voice. ever.


I finally saw the J Simps WW Commercial and I feel like that must be the most mortifying moment for her ever?? 








I completely get it – you gained a ton of weight and it takes time to lose it. Of course! But then don’t film a weight loss commercial and only show your neck! 
Huh???? I was cringing for her just watching it. 


This is going to be a gigantic train wreck.


and I cannot WAIT for Giuliana + Bill {and 90 million other shows} to premiere.

Sorry for being so video happy today?

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

wishlist wednesday

September 19, 2012

wishlist wednesday
lusts for the week…… 
  
the most insanely perfect pair of blue suede shoes
via

a fall dress for every occasion
via

white blouse upgrade with swiss dots

via


nude cross-body to go with everything
via

perfect. dress. 
via

fall cords.  one in every color please. 
via

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

Jamie Chung: Fashionista?

September 18, 2012

Jamie Chung: Fashionista?
Okay…. every single fall magazine I have read lately has had pictures of Jamie Chung as an example of the stylish lady of the hour.  I’m so confused when this happened?
 First Solange Knowles, now her?  

via

front row at fashion week

 via

When did the Real World chick go from roles in weird movies like Sucker Punch to a style lady?
Although I must admit:
Well done Jamie…. well done. 
A much better claim to fame than Mike “the Miz”.

 Oh, and every other Real World person that appears on The Challenge year after year. 

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

zara obsessions

September 17, 2012

zara obsessions


1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
 
xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

Friday Randoms

September 14, 2012

Friday Randoms
random thoughts for Friday…… 

Am I a perv that I googled the topless Kate Middleton photos the second I heard about it? 
oh well…. 

I don’t care how many times people have posted this dress this week
I. can’t. get. over. it.

I’m really happy two good looking people 
with no personalities found each other
Well, I can attest that he has no personality based on every post-Olympic interview I have seen. 
Miss USA is just so damn pretty I assume she doesn’t either.  

Kate Hudson being on Glee next season excites me. 
Great follow up to Gwyneth. 

can summer please not be over?
because I would really like to wear this. 

the worst fashion of NYFW? 
I think so…. 

this is exactly how I have felt the past 5 days
 hallelujah for Friday

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

coffee talk

September 13, 2012

coffee talk
discuss amongst ya-selves…. 
mini version of coffee talk today. 
 i don’t even want to open my eyes at all this week. 
my apologies.  

I seriously was shocked by this marriage news.
And then just jealous. 
God I love him. 
Blake is a much better pick than skanky Scarlett Johannsen,
but this seems awfullu quick? 
oh wait!
 they’re famous and asking someone to marry you is like asking if you want another beer.
I must see her Marchesa dress immediately! 

i decided I just seriously hate everyone on RHONYC.
except carole.
 obviously.
but aviva is slowly crawling to the top of my s*** list.
I don’t know how she hid the selfish crazy side for so long this season?
Your husband must be a God for putting up with you. 
Does he have to throw confetti every time you walk into the house or cook dinner?? 
And I even really enjoyed train-wreck-Sonja’s drunk “return to sender” exit line. 
I also really want carole’s dress she wore to russ’s concert the last night.
and her body while I’m wearing it please.
ps. my lady friend dina told me her book is incredible.
book club anyone? 

Ok I missed this and didn’t have it DVR’d.
Please dear God someone give me a re-cap. 

I also haven’t see this yet
but can’t wait to see her talk for the first time in 10 years

anyone notice that everyones iPhone screen was shattered in 9 million pieces on Gallery Girls? 
I want to slap Angela across the face.
Something tells me I’m not alone. 

um. a lot of people. tons i’m guessing. 

but even she is way better than this one {of course}
day after day…. never ceases to amaze me 

mama elsa is back tonight.
we are like soul mates.  
i concur mama elsa. i concur. 

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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