The Sarcastic Blonde

Lazy Sunday…..

November 4, 2012

these bright slippers from Ralph Lauren would be the perfect Sunday accessory to stay warm and snuggle up on the couch with the DVR.

and watch hours of Homeland

they would also make a great holiday gift!

it’s November…. I can’t help myself – I’m already going there.

xoxo

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Coffe Talk

November 2, 2012

discuss amongst ya-selves….

winner for best halloween costume?

Lady Gaga…. as weed!!!

obviously…. this holiday is made for her

finally a great pic of Jess!

It may be a Halloween costume…. but this is literally the best picture I’ve seen of her in atleast over a year.

Well done Jess…. well done.

and your baby looks quite cute as well.

sister ashley released a teaser for her new music video

and I must say the timing is fitting because it is a little scary

i’m sorry (no I’m not) but I think she is a little bit of a freak and this video shows it.

“i’m going to bang bang f*** you up…”

huh?

although… the ballet move at the end is incredible.

she definitely should have stuck with ballet.

this seems like an awfully odd coupling??

her previous boyfriend was Joe Jonas though,

so I’m guessing they have the same no hanky-panky beliefs.

and tebow apparently dated taylor swift…

so to that I say: Major upgrade tebow. Major.

more It’s Amanda news….

apparently she wandered around a tanning salon looking crazy in just her tanning goggles.

Amanda’s response: “I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired.”

BOOM. take that.

that totally justifies all of her recent crazy behavior, right?!

Sunday kicks off Bravo’s big premiere week

and obviously this is the most exciting news of the season for me.

Most exciting: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

David Foster’s wife seems like a complete and utter bitch.

yaaaaay 🙂

Taylor Armstrong is apparently dating a new man….

so I wonder if he makes it into the show.

and Adrian and Lisa hating eachother with definitely be worthwhile

The crazy on RH of Miami continues to delight me.

and yet even amongst all the fighting and fist throwing

all I could think about was:

a. HOW can that chick not realize her nipple is out all night

b. God Joe Francis is so disgusting (and feminine… really feminine)

who the hell would sleep with him?

c. and Romain,

quit drinking your pink drink through a straw!

what man fishes for his straw with his tongue and drinks through it?

NO ONE.

When a guy is talking about having sex with your fiancé, I’m thinking you shouldn’t be keeping your head down staring into your pink drink and slurping through a straw like a 5 year old.

and to end on a positive note:

Taylor, I still can’t stand you,

but your Jenny Packham dress was a favorite last night for the CMA’s.

happy friday

xoxo

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ERMAHGERD!!!!

November 1, 2012

coffee talk will be here tomorrow…

and we will dish and discuss

…….

for today, much more unimportant mindless nonsense

i can’t be stopped.

the uncontrollable laughter hasn’t ceased once.

this must be how those weird cat video freaks feel…..

you’re really happy you just spent 60 seconds reading these, aren’t you?

I’ll pretend it somehow relates to Halloween and is fitting.

and for those of you who think of the Riiiiiick SNL skit immediately,

i love you. we need to be friends.

xoxo

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obsessed….

October 31, 2012

….does not even begin to describe my love for this bag.

I may have worn it on my arm for entirely too long before placing her back on the shelf and realizing…

it just wasn’t gonna happen.

the kate spade gold coast meadow is available in several colors,

but the cream needs to come home with me.

immediately.

via

the christmas list begins?

xoxo

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The Perfect Jeans

October 30, 2012

I haven’t bought a pair of jeans in probably about 2 years.
it’s been way too long.

Finding a great pair is like finding a great man…
or atleast as difficult as a gorgeous pair of heels
that are actually comfortable.
it’s tough.

Plus, trying on jeans is horrible. I think it may be worse than bathing suits.

But, I finally found an amazing pair that I love.

The perfect amount of stretch, slimming color, hit your hips at the perfect spot to be flattering and also kind of suck you in. Plus, they are so comfortable I could wear them all day, everyday.
Which is pretty much what I have been doing lately.

rag+bone jeans // urban outfitters blazer

DKNY top (old) // steve madden booties (old, similar)

what jeans do you swear by?

and how often do you think you should by jeans?
something tells me 2 years was way too long to wait….

xoxo

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Weekend Recap

October 29, 2012

it was a gorgeous fall weekend,

filled with chilly walks, lots of football, and relaxation

and quite a bit of catching up on Season 1 of Homeland

that show’s like crack I tell you

we did some fall decorating

lots of walks with the pup, who is definitely not a city dog.

she didn’t go to the bathroom for almost 48 hours and was terrified of everything from cars to the sound of the fridge closing. poor girl is probably happy to be back in the suburbs at home today.

warm cookies and milk at a new restaurant with friends

with the cutest presentation