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Tuesday Thoughts, hold the Crack

April 9, 2013

Tuesday Thoughts, hold the Crack
I haven’t been cooking or baking anything exciting lately
so there is no edible crack of the week to share. 
if there was, 
it would be this springtime skillet lasagna
 but, so far I’ve only stared at it online. 
so I thought I’d just talk some random BS like we normally do.

RIP Lily Pulitzer.
This “Obetchuary” is the perfect fitting way to pay my respects.
WASPs and sorority girls everywhere, and I’m sure especially at my alma mater JCrewU, are mourning your loss.  
apparently day of the week underwear has made a comeback.
{day of the week undies}
I am way, way too excited about this.
I was always really jealous that my best friend had this growing up and I did not. 
Maybe there is a little Crack this week, and I’m on it, because I seriously want to buy these. 
why are people in bikinis all over the place this week? 
or perhaps I only notice this after having 2 weeks of far too much an amazing amount of alcohol and fried food and late night taco bell runs two nights in a row. 
no but really, everyone is in a damn bikini this week.
even teen moms and marc jacobs. 
 lord marc. how often are you at the gym? 
why can’t straight men have this body? 
in an effort to get back to some sense of normal eating,
I thought this chart on pinterest was interesting
although basically every one says if you are craving something good eat something healthy.
thanks.  rocket science people. 

how long has Ready For Love been being advertised for?
because I feel like it has been yeeeeeeears.

it finally premieres tonight.
I obviously will DVR it, because what don’t I tape? 
my guess: decent, not great, and I will watch every episode. 

and ps. thanks for all of the sweet comments last Monday
I got, like, 9 million 30 comments
 
and while that may be spam for other people
that’s a personal record around these parts. 
 even Coffee Talk doesn’t get people going that much. 
it must have been my amazing photography skills
 at the Gas Station Petting Zoo. 
so thanks 🙂 
made me smile
xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

Sunday Shopping

April 7, 2013

Sunday Shopping
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I’ll work on actually blogging this week
promise!

xoxo

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle, wedding

Weekend Recap: A Vacation to Remember

April 1, 2013

Weekend Recap: A Vacation to Remember
this weekend was definitely one I won’t forget.
{continue through my boring words to see why. 
dun. dun. dun.}

We snuck away to GA and SC for a long weekend.
We flew home and spent the night with my mom
and then headed to Savannah with my sister and brother in law. 

We made a pit stop at the petting zoo chevron 
and I laughed my ass of.
 look at those chompers.  
 they were very, very aggressive
and that white one up there started to hump kip and pooped on his pants.
amazing. 
that turkey was the most terrifying thing in the world. 
little babies were everywhere too.
so cute.
After we were filthy and smelly, we headed to Savannah.
We had a great day and night 
wandering and cocktailing the streets of Savannah.
This jenga game was the greatest to date.  
I truly don’t know how we kept it going as long as we did.
The whole bar was into it by the end of it. 
seriously. look at all those single layers above.
so proud of our skills. 
beautiful scenery. 
along the river walk with wet willie’s in hand. 
the coroners association had a convention at the hotel! 
in the conference center, on the way to the restroom off of the lobby, 
the latest trends in coffins and hazmat suits were displayed.  
it was lovely. very romantic.  
and then headed to our house in Hilton Head.
Friday morning when we got there, my man friend got serious.
 And asked me to marry him. 
It is all a bit of a blur,
but there were lots of sweet things said; 
and the mushy, cheesy kind that I love.
To say I was SHOCKED is an understatement.
We took the day to celebrate with my sister and brother in law
and only called our immediate families.
and then called + texted our friends the next day on Saturday
to share the news. 
it was an incredible weekend 
and I truly am the luckiest girl in the world. 
I told my family 2 weeks after meeting him
 that I knew I was going to marry him,
but I still can’t believe we actually are. 

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

flying south

March 27, 2013

flying south
it’s adult spring break time! 
cheers bitches.
I’m checking out for the remainder of the week. 
First a stop in Savannah,
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then heading on to Hilton Head. 
I haven’t been to our house in Hilton Head 
for almost 3 years so I am a giddy girl. 
it’s too bad it’ll be too chilly for me to rock
my dance moves on the beach.

I’m also super excited to pick this up at the airport

smiling faces with SEX ADDICT written across the cover just 
makes me laugh my ass off. 
Lindsey Vonn and RiRi should just become best friends.
They have THE BEST choices in men.
I’m soooo jealous…. aren’t you? 

xoxo
by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

wishlist wednesday

March 27, 2013

wishlist wednesday
lusts for the week…… 

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off to pack for vacation! 
more sweaters than open back dresses for the beach 
but there’s a magical way to make it warm – 
lots of pinot grigio. 
xoxo

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
Lifestyle

Weekend Recap + Monogram Monday

March 25, 2013

Weekend Recap + Monogram Monday
I hope you all had a great weekend!
I was indoors for most of it 

trapped in a glass case of emotion,
much like Tilda Swinton. 

seriously?!  what is this?! 
she is the strangest human ever. 
Anyways, I had a mini movie weekend. I watched Pitch Perfect {which I loved} on Friday, and This is 40 with my boyfriend Paul Rudd on Sunday night.  
Please Lord Jesus, let me have her body and her boobs when I am 40.

I snuck out for dinner for a tiny bit on Saturday night,

and wore one of my blazers that’s been getting a lot of use lately.


 It is on sale on Piperlime, only $69.99
{tinley road blazer}

I also downloaded Mr. JT’s album,
and am happy he will be joining me during my lengthy commute. 
Vacation in 3 days! 
How was your weekend? 

xoxo

*sorry for the weird spacing I can’t figure out why it’s doing that?

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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