discuss amongst ya-selves……..
the bachelor
the opera singer is making comments almost as incredible as “I just don’t want Juan Pablo to date me just because of my singing” by saying
“he sees me as a panda in a room full of brown bears.”
um. what?
lord you are awkward.
Clare took it up a notch (or 12) and snuck out to Juan Pablo’s place and got naked in the ocean.
ABC leaves us guessing what happened there with all kinds of vague comments afterwards….
did they bone? or not bone?
the whole thing was all very Small Mouth.
to those of you that understand that joke, I like you.
Wasn’t he just saying he didn’t want to kiss too many girls because Camilllllaaa was watching??? (we’re only halfway through the season and I’ve already heard enough of her name and half the other drawn out words that come out of his mouth)
Then he makes out with everyone on the group date and bones Clare because he just can’t help himself?
Even horny Bob who slept with all 4 final women wasn’t this much of a whore JP!
I can’t handle his accent anymore.
“will you assept dis rose?”
I’m sorry, what? What was that? Didn’t catch that?
I didn’t watch The Biggest Loser at all this season but clearly the story line has been everywhere.
setting aside the fact that, yes, good lord she is skinny as freakin’ hell,
riddle me this:
They are on a TV show where the entire point is to workout every single damn day for hours and hours a day to lose as much weight as possible so that they can win hundreds of thousands of dollars.
every moment for months is focused all on that and that only.
Sooooo ….. ????
Everyone needs to simmer down.
I’m sure it was an Oprah moment and the second she stepped off that scale she’ll eat something.
RHOBH:
I’m not sure what made me the most uncomfortable at Lisa and Kyle’s dinner party:
a. Lisa’s hair.
b. the “synchronized swimmers”
c. Kevin getting in the pool with said “synchronized swimmers”
(slash just Kevin in general.)
d. the fight between Carlton and Kyle.
I mean….. all of it.
It’s time for another thrilling edition of
Things That F****** Bloody B******* Disgust Carlton:
— don’t accuse her of doing something to you and your family, even if she threatened you the night before and said watch what happens to you tonight when you get home.
DONT act like that means anything. DON’T YOU DARE.
{ugh, she he points her finger CONSTANTLY. we get it.}
— nipples. don’t talk to her about nipples!!!! so inappropriate!!
However, at your parties, greet guests with COMPLETELY naked girls and strippers.
but do NOT talk about nipples. NO.
And a DO on carlton’s list:
— get in a bitch fight about religion with the HOST of the party who’s husbands birthday it is!
— say “Don’t you Dare” whilst finger pointing and evil eying the camera man in the diary/confessional thingy. It’s all she does.
I will be going on a detox this weekend….
I got the idea from Brandi actually.
Vodka Soda. The clear choice for a detox.
No splash of grapefruit or anything because that entails sugar, which is a big detox no no, but vodka sodas really cleanse the body.
well played Brandi. I should have signed up for a detox sooner.
