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:: Early Sales + Happy Thanksgiving ::

November 23, 2017

:: Early Sales + Happy Thanksgiving ::

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

I’ll be sharing my favorites in another post, but here is a round up of sales to shop early!

J.Crew — Take 40% off everything.

Shopbop — Take up to 75% off sale items and 30% off full-priced styles with code MORE17.

LOFT – Take 50% off everything

Madewell — Take 25% off everything with code DONTSTRESS.

GAP – Take 50% off of everything with code BLKFRIDAY.

Old Navy – Take 50% off of everything.

Kate Spade – Take 30% off everything with code GIVEJOY

REVOLVE — Take up to 50% off sale styles.

Tory Burch – Take 30% off your purchase of $250 or more with code THANKS.

Banana Republic – Take 50% off everything.

Rebecca Taylor – Take 25% off your purchase with code CELEBRATE

Intermix — Get 40% off select full-priced styles.

TopShop — Get up to 50% off and free shipping.

Asos — Take 30% off everything with code EPIC30.

Urban Outfitters — Buy one, get one 50% off.

Neiman Marcus — Early Access take $50 off $200 with code THANKFUL

NET-A-PORTER — Take an extra 50% off with new styles.

Saks: Get up to 60% off at the Thanksgiving Sale.

Macy’s — Take 20% off Black Friday with code HURRY.

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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:: My Thanksgiving Day Outfit ::

November 22, 2017

:: My Thanksgiving Day Outfit ::

I have been going back and forth about what to wear tomorrow for Thanksgiving, and I think I have finally settled on a winner.

I normally like to wear a dress or skirt (and let’s face it…. there’s still time for me to change my mind!) but this sweater has me forgetting everything else that exists in my closet.

This is THE softest sweater in the entire world.  Truly.  I give you the right to sue me if I am lying to you.
It is THAT cozy.

AND I thought my husband would hate this outfit (like most men, he prefers I wear tighter clothes) but he commented on it the second I put it on saying “I like that”.  I feel like that’s a better compliment that he even gave on our wedding day.  Seriously.  He is a man of few words…. and even fewer clothing compliments….. but I digress…..

This sweater is under $50, comes in several colors, and is simple but gorgeous.
And most important: The most comfortable thing EVER.
Snag it before it sells out – I know that it definitely will!

ALSO! My favorite jeans in the world are currently 30% off – which never happens – they are being price matched so snag those while they are on sale! 
My monogrammed earrings (that you can’t really see – sorry!) are also 30% off all week long! 

// CHENILLE SWEATER // I am wearing the color PINK ASH in a size XS
runs slightly large, can size down
// BLUE JEANS // my jeans are currently Price Matched for 30% off!
// MOON + LOLA MONOGRAMMED EARRINGS // 30 % off all week long! 
// old, old, old Steve Madden boots //

Happy Black Wednesday 🙂 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion

:: Thanksgiving Style ::

November 20, 2017

:: Thanksgiving Style ::

Thanksgiving week has finally arrived!!
I am off for a millionth grocery run today, and my cooking + prep starts tomorrow for food for everyone starting Wednesday!

Whether your family gathering involves dressing up a bit more with a dress and heels, or you keep it casual with jeans and a top, I rounded up 25 perfect pieces all at great prices.


// CASHMERE DRAPE FRONT CARDIGAN // 35% off and in 4 colors

// COLD SHOULDER SWEATER DRESS //   currently 40% off 

// CHENILLE PULLOVER // comes in 4 colors


// BOW BACK DRESS // available in 3 colors

// FLORAL RUFFLE SLEEVE DRESS // currently 40% off

// V NECK SHIFT DRESS // 

// DEEP V RUFFLE SLEEVE SWEATER DRESS // currently 40% off 


// COWL NECK SWEATER DRESS // 


// PLEAT BACK TOP // comes in 20 colors + patterns


// JACQUARD BELL SLEEVE DRESS // 


// TWIST FRONT PENCIL SKIRT // 


// SIDE TIE CASHMERE SWEATER // 30% off and in several colors


// EASY CIRCLE CARDIGAN // comes in 12 colors


// FAUX SUEDE JACKET // 


// BELL SLEEVE KNIT DRESS // 


// NAVY SWEATER DRESS // 


// BELL SLEEVE BLOUSE // 40% off and in 3 colors


// FIT AND FLARE SWEATER DRESS // available in 4 colors


 // CASHMERE SIDE SLIT TUNIC //


// RUCHED LONG SLEEVE DRESS // available in 7 colors 


// VELVET SPLIT SLEEVE DRESS // 


// LONG SLEEVE SIDE TIE TEE // 40% off and in 6 colors


// VELVET PENCIL SKIRT // 


// DRAPEY WRAP TOP // in four colors


// SUEDE MOTO JACKET // 


// VELVET TROUSERS // 

// NAVY SHIFT DRESS // 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion, Holiday

:: Gift Guide : Monogram Jewelry Lover ::

November 15, 2017

:: Gift Guide : Monogram Jewelry Lover ::

With only one week until Thanksgiving, and all of the insalely good sales kicking off next week, I figured I could put on my Santa Hat and start The Sarcastic Blonde’s Gift Guides!

I created a Holiday Tab on the top menu bar so that you can easily access these posts throughout the coming weeks! 

When I started to compile my monogram gift guide, I quickly realized that there will be about 4 more personalized/monogram gift guides…. they are always my favorite and I can never help myself!
I decided to break it down into categories, so there will be plenty more to come in the next few weeks of accessories, decor, clothing, and more!

Today I focused on Jewelry (and Jewelry cases, etc)…..
Jewelry often requires extra time to prepare and ship before the holidays,
so I thought this would be a perfect place to start!

Some of my favorite finds below :

I love the traditional script necklaces

RIBBON LETTER MONOGRAM // BAR PENDANT // EXTRA LARGE MONOGRAM 

A few other options for the traditional script monogram necklace
(and one with a unique twist in the middle!) :

HANDCUT MONOGRAM NECKLACE // CUTOUT NECKLACE // RIMMED MONOGRAM NECKLACE 

 My monogrammed necklace that I get the most questions about is from when I was in college and I have no idea which website I found it from, but it looks most closely to the Moon & Lola necklaces (the one above on the far left).  It’s a single initial necklace (T) that looks like a 3 initial necklace, and if I find it I’ll let you all know!

I love the Asymmetrical necklaces below!
The gift set on the left has my initial necklace that I always wear and a set of earrings for a steal! The Maya Brenner is more of a splurge.


GIFT SET : INITIAL NECKLACE + EARRINGS // ASYMMETRICAL INITAL NECKLACE 

 

I just adore this gold + pearl necklace with monogram detail.
This is such an amazing gift for a special occasion!
I would have loved to wear this to rehearsal dinner or wedding events with new monogram! 

// SOUTHERN LIVING MONOGRAM NECKLACE // 

The pave rings are a total steal and a fun something special if you want a little bling with your monogram.
All of these are under $100, most under $50!

BAND RING // CUSHION SET PAVE // WRAP-AROUND INITIAL // PAVE RING // SIGNET RING

These are the monogrammed earrings my husband got me for Christmas a few years ago. 
// MONOGRAM POST EARRINGS // 
mine are a size small I believe! 

A few other earrings that I love:
The first set of earrings is only $25! Insane!

 MONOGRAM PEARL BACK STUDS // CIRCLE STUDS // PAVE STUDS 

A statement bracelet or a simple bracelet, both are beautiful!

TORTOISE CUFF // SILVER OR GOLD BANGLE 

Of course, with all this jewelry you need somewhere to store it!
I have gifted the first leather monogrammed travel case for Christmas before and love it.  It’s a great size and keeps everything safe in your suitcase.
And I love the shape + colors of the jewelry tray – so gorgeous on a nightstand or in a bathroom.


TRAVEL CASE // JEWELRY TRAY // JEWELRY BOX 

Hope you all are excited for the gift guides!
If you have any Gift Guide requests, please send them my way!
I’ll be sprinkling the in over the next few weeks!

 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion

:: Fall Favorites on Sale ::

November 14, 2017

:: Fall Favorites on Sale ::

One of my all time favorites, Old Faithful Navy, is having 40% off with code STYLE.
As in, the most affordable store is even MORE affordable, so it is time to stock up!

I always wait to buy until Old Navy does these 40% off sales because they usually have one EVERY single week.  At minimum they do a 30% off every week! 

One of my favorite pieces to wear all fall long is quilted vests.  I always add a vest or two to my closet every year, and when I saw this green color I knew it was perfect.  (Then I saw that they named this color “Crocodile Tears” and I am like ummmmmm what? And I smell PETA coming……)
It also comes in a ton of colors if this green isn’t your thing!
And it is only $15 dollars today!!!!
My black booties are also currently on sale and so, so comfy – they slide on and off so easily, can be worn for hours on end, and also come in a beautiful tan color!



// QUILTED VEST // BOOTIES // RAG & BONE JEANS // layered sweatshirt, old, love this splurgeworthy layered sweater // 
wearing size XS in the vest, runs a little large  – also love this vest
the booties are 33% off and they run true to size 

Splurge versus Steal Ballet Flats
These ballet flats look just like these Sam Edelman but for a fraction of the price.

// BLACK POM FLAT // NAVY POM FLAT // SAM EDELMAN FLATS //

Favorite touches of fur  :
These would make such great holiday gifts or stocking stuffers!

// POM HAT // FAUX FUR LINED GLOVES //
*pom beanie comes in tons of colors, too! 

FAVORITE SWEATERS + SWEATER COATS  :
I have last years version of the black sweater coat and live in it! I wore it this past weekend to Friendsgiving and got so many compliments!

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A TOUCH OF VELVET :
Perfect way to incorporate the fall trend for an inexpensive price!

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Two other jackets I have and love :

// FIELD JACKET – comes in several colors // DISTRESSED JEAN JACKET // 
I wear an XS in both of these jackets

I’ve been eyeing this jumpsuit and dress for awhile now,
and I think the skirt would be the perfect workwear piece.

// DRESS // SKIRT // JUMPSUIT // 

FAVORITE SCARVES :
They have SO many amazing scarves right now to bundle up in!


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* the plaid blanket scarves come in a dozen different prints, too! 

SHOE STEALS :
I love wearing fur booties as slippers in the winter (can go out to get mail, etc, without having to change shoes!) and I’ve been crushing on the velvet d’orsay pumps.

SPARKLE HEELS // SUEDE PUMPS // TALL BOOTS // TAN BOOTS // BLUSH BOOTS

FAVORITE PANTS :
I especially adore the coated skinnies.
They are so classic and effortless (and expensive looking!), and come in a blush and black as well.

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FAVORITE OUTERWEAR :
Perfect time to snag that trench you’ve always been eyeing!!

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by TheSarcasticBlonde 
fashion

:: Wish List Wednesday ::

November 8, 2017

:: Wish List Wednesday ::


lusts for the week……. 

This jumpsuit arrived recently, and I haven’t had a chance to alter the length, but I had to share before I could get a pic in it because it is insanely amazing.  So flattering, so soft, and a great price but looks like a million bucks.

// BLACK JUMPSUIT //
  I got a size S, and other than being long it fits TTS 

// WRAP FRONT TOP // 

Love the color, sleeves, and fit on this sweater.
Also comes in black!
// SLOUCHY SWEATER // 

This twist front top comes in 4 colors, is under $100,
and would be a perfect top to carry you front day to night.
// VELVET TIE FRONT TOP //

I need to find an occasion for a Navy fur stole in Atlanta……
// NAVY FUR STOLE // 

I hate giving up dresses or having to wear tights when the colder weather hits, so sweater dresses are always my savior.  Add some OTK boots and you’re warm and good to go!
// SWEATER DRESS // 

These heels are only $34!!!
Perfect go-to to dress up jeans or wear with a dress for a holiday party.
// VELVET D’ORSAY HEELS // 

Susana Monaco fabric’s are one of my favorites – they are so, so soft – and this navy split dress with the overlay is adorable.
// NAVY PLEAT DRESS // 

I’m a sucker for black + white lace tops in the fall + winter.
// BLACK LACE TOP //

Two things that get me ready for holidays: Plaid + Bows.
// PLAID BOW TOP // 

A great transitional LBD.
// ONE SHOULDER DRESS //

Chambray + Tie Waist + Shirtdress!? Yes, please!
// CHAMBRAY TIE FRONT DRESS //

This jumpsuit is on sale for only $34
(clearly I have a thing for jumpsuits…. just like my-boyfriend-Andy-Cohen)
// VELVET JUMPSUIT //

Everyone needs an amazing chambray shirt in their closet.  This is one of my fav’s.
// CHAMBRAY SHIRT //

The lace detailing on this sweater dress is so pretty.
// SWEATER DRESS W LACE DETAIL //

Okay….. I’m ready for the holidays. These shoes are too cute.


// TARTAN FLATS // 

Still am not over florals + flutter sleeves.
// FLORAL PRINT DRESS //

A blouse to take you from work to the weekend or day to night.
// TIE SLEEVE BLOUSE //

I’ve had my eye on a lot of animal print lately! But more Preppy, less Roar animal print, if ya know what I mean.
// ANIMAL PRINT SWEATER // 

I love this LBD so much.
Anything with that side gathering gives such an incredible shape to every womans figure.
// SHIRRED WAIST DRESS //

Who wouldn’t want a set of gingham jammies?
They also have a gingham camisole that I am in love with. // GINGHAM JAMMIES // 

 

Happy Hump Day Shopping!!!!! 

by TheSarcasticBlonde 
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