TheSarcasticBlonde, Author at The Sarcastic Blonde

:: Home Favorites ::

March 20, 2018

Happy Tuesday!
Today I wanted to share a few favorite home products that I have come across lately!

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Have you seen the Lily Pulitzer + Pottery Barn Collaboration!? Yes, please!
No need to have outdoor space of any kind to get your hands on this snack jar.
This would be so cute on any kitchen counter or bar top!
I’d love to get some of these indoor/outdoor pillows and these planters for our patio, too.

fashion, Oufits, weekend recap

:: Tie Neck Top + Weekend Recap ::

March 19, 2018

I hope you all had a great St. Patrick’s Day Weekend!
We had a great time celebrating and over-indulging this weekend!
I am moving slooooooow this morning.

Friday we had cocktails on the porch before heading out for sushi date night.
The newest addition to the porch is this tray for the coffee table. I love oversized trays and this one is no exception.

friday randoms, Lifestyle, Oufits

:: Friday Randoms + Link Love ::

March 16, 2018

Cheers to Friday!! And a St. Paddy’s Day Weekend no less!!!
So many of the things I wore on our trip to Sanibel have sold out (ah!) but I still wanted to share this jumpsuit with you all! (and the wall is maybe-kinda-sorta a shade of green, so, it fits with St. Paddy’s? eh….. whatever….)

coffee talk

:: Coffee Talk 3.15.17 ::

March 15, 2018

DISCUSS AMONGST YA-SELVES……

:: VANDERPUMP RULES ::

The breakout guest star this week (and really, in life) is a visit from James’ father, Andros, the music producer from London who was BFF with George Michael, and OH. EM. GEE. I’m sorry… I was trying to find a way to not discuss it or kindly state it but STEREOTYPES ABOUT BRITISH TEETH EXIST FOR A REASON. Not only is there not a molar OR A DAMN PREMOLAR in sight, this is literally straight up Austin Powers teeth.
Although Austin Powers teeth were better because at least he had TEETH.

Lifestyle, Oufits

:: Wish List Wednesday : Maxi Dresses ::

March 14, 2018

I love dresses. All dresses. But at the beach, I especially love a maxi dress….. maybe it’s that beach breeze that get’s it flowing……??

A maxi dress and sandals is one of my favorite warm weather go-to’s. More than half of my closet is definitely dresses!
I also love dresses with a low back, and this meets all criteria!
I wore this while we were down in Sanibel and on this chilly morning it has me wishing we were back there now!
and the scalloped wedge sandals are THE BEST. Under $40 and so comfy.

Fitness, Food, health, Lifestyle

:: Loving Lately : Favorites for Health and Wellness ::

March 13, 2018

This week for my Wellness post I figured I would share my favorite people to follow/read/listen to for all things Health and Wellness. It’s basically a ploy to tell you all about last week’s episode of The Skinny Confidential podcast because she did a round up of ALL of the products and favorite things that she always talks about, but I included some of my other favorite healthy inspiration accounts too 🙂