discuss amongst ya-selves…..
we’re starting off with something that is very personal and made my heart go pitter-patter.
My all time favorite movie,
THE greatest, funniest movie ever made
got a full feature on Betches Love This and I somehow just stumbled across it.
yes, that’s bradley cooper.
Wet Hot American Summer.
Far too many people say they have never even heard of this movie, so rent it immediately (it’s on Netflix) because it is PURE GOLD. and literally everyone and their mom is in it. including my true love Paul Rudd.
So, The Bachelorette
It’s never as good as The Bachelor to me, but nevertheless it’s always filled with dumb asses just waiting to get ripped apart by America.
still too early to really know much.
I don’t know many names, but Ben, the father that brought his son + got the first rose: Don’t bring your child (very cute child, but still) on to make an impression; however you are good looking and seem normal so I guess I like you.
Saying that you and your baby-mama are “ya know, basically best friends who had a baby together” is complete and utter bullshit. And makes absolutely no sense. No 22 year old looks at their friend and says: I know! let’s have a baby! If you do, go see a therapist.
Notable people booted: the guy that kept wanting to go the fantasy suite. And Dr. Larry who was very upset that dipping Desiree did not work because he had practiced it 50 times. And he kept taking his glasses on and off like a serious creep.
James. This is the one that I know from college. I discussed with this with my friend last night, and she heard he makes it pretty far. I thought from the first preview he was the one with the girlfriend, but now we know he’s just the one that is crying like a little girl to Desiree saying he got punched in the face. I guess he also is the one that says he is on the show because he wants to be the next Bachelor.
Apparently John Mayer and Katy Perry are back together
they need to just cut the crap. No way this relationship will work.
If you haven’t seen this cute boy on Ellen
you must watch.
He is just the cutest thing ever.
Newlyweds: The First Year
Blair’s dance moves at the reception were amazing.
I couldn’t contain myself.
And the other couple get $40,000 in cash from guests at the wedding?? Whaaaaaaat???
RHOOC:
yawn. boring this week.
Tamra gave a big speech at like, Costco or something. I couldn’t figure out where the hell they were.
And while I really do think her upbringing and everything is sad and terrible, it was painfully awkward to watch. I’m not buying it. I really think she is just trying to save face and make the media and the public like her and forget that she is an angry pants lunatic.
this gif has nothing to do with what I am talking about, or the episode,
but, hey what the hell.
the fact that gretchen is trying to reproduce with slade….
someone needs to grab a gretchen christine handbag off her arm and beat some sense into her. there really are no brain cells up there.
oh, and Lauri came back last week and I never discussed it.
look how different vicki’s face is! ahhhhhh!!
So Lauri’s crazy son is now married and has a baby on the way??
Seriously I want more details on this. Stat.
Remember the workout “lay off me I’m starving” post from last week? Well, our prayers have been answered by a poorly dressed woman in Florida!! Get ready for….. Prancercise!!!!!
just watch the first 30 seconds…. because the lady literally prances for 5 full minutes
{without realizing she has camel toe the entire time???}
she has a book too.
and camel toe here again too?
enough with the mom jeans.
enough with the mom jeans.
sweet mother of god.
did anyone see Khloe on the Today show?
I actually am interested to watch this season of The Kardashians (I know, I know….. I just slapped myself across the face for even thinking it.). BUT it actually looks good!! And Khloe and Kathy Lee made comments that make it sound like Bruce moves out?!?
wait… when did this happen?
Get as far away from Mom-ager Kris as possible.
This is real.
and I’m going to vomit.
we’ve all heard the latest with amanda.
bong throwing. suing the cops.
but the best part is courtney love getting involved:
when courtney love thinks you are messed up, your life is over.
and amanda…. I’m thinking you are laughing alone because no one has seen you with anyone in a long, long time. seriously where are her parents to send her somewhere for help!?!
you know your life has gone to crap when all three of these people can look down on you with pity
Oh, and she definitely has mental problems,
because she was hanging out at Skyzone jumping around by herself.
you know, like the place Alexis and Jim have. Woof.
Miley and Liam:
figure out what the hell you want to do.
aka- Liam, listen to all of America and RUN
KIM.
ENOUGH.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
and don’t wear ankle straps!!!
they look like they’re going to snap!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
and don’t wear ankle straps!!!
they look like they’re going to snap!!!
xoxo
and seriously… if you do one thing this weekend – watch Wet Hot American Summer!
We Hot American Summer is SO GOOD! Happy weekend 🙂
I saw the Prancercise video yesterday and I KNEW you would mention is. So thank you. Her camel toe is the most upsetting part of the whole video…
And KIM, WE STILL SEE YOUR CANKLES.
Poor Kim. Poor, poor Kim. Just GO AWAY.
I knew there was a reason I liked you. Wet Hot American Summer is the GREATEST MOVIE EVER. People who haven't seen it are freaks and losers and have no idea what they're missing out on. There is so much to comment on I'm not even sure where to start. Blair is amazing. Tamara is just trying to get people to like her. Gretchen and Slade will have the stupidest babies ever. Amanda Bynes is off her rocker and someone needs to commit her ASAP. I'm dying to watch the Kardashians b/c I've heard Kanye is pretty much absent the whole time- I wonder if they're really together or if its just for publicity. Have an awesome weekend!
Kim and her fat feet so over her stuffing herself into shoes and clothes that don't fit. Where in the world was Tamara giving that random speech I could not figure it out and it looked like everyone was bored by her. Gretchen has quickly become my least favorite she is just so annoying and dumb. Bachelorette was snoozeville hope it picks up. Wen Courtney Love tweets to pull your shit together you know you have hit rock bottom for realz.
Have a great weekend Tay!
I have been waiting for Coffee Talk ALL week! Thank you for making me hysterically laugh and brightening my day. Your posts are THE BEST! xoxo
Just put Wet Hot American Summer in the queue for tonight. Good times ahead.
BEST. MOVIE. EVER! Have you seen The Baxter?? Because you should if you haven't!
just googled and watched the trailer – I need to see this immediately!! thanks so much for telling me this!
Lauri is my favorite!
Happy weekend!
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I am so glad you posted a Coffee Talk today. I knew it would be good. I don't know that movie, but will check it out. I don't trust a guy who screws his best friend and has a baby with her. Obviously she will be in his life forever, and they will probably hook up again. Watching Vicky and Brooks is like watching Alexis and Jim….same grossness. I think Kim's image of a "sex kitten" is officially dead.
Nothing is grosser than looking at stupid Kim in stupid ankle strap shoes. Stop it…if not for yourself, do it for my EYES! Next, can we go to sky zone together? I really think getting a tweet from Courtney effing Love telling you to get it together should be her moment of clarity. I have seen White Hot….but saw it before Bradley Cooper became famous. I actually forgot he was in it….Time to watch it again! OK and I was DYING dying when Gretchen Christine let people film her at her gyno appointment. Are you joking? Also…I watched Newlyweds and Blair's dance moves are almost identical to mine at weddings. hahaah