discuss amongst ya-selves…..
I’m going to let some much more hilarious people take over today’s Bachelor recap.
and I hope that “eees okay” that I do so.
Because every single line is pure perfection.
Head on over to Betches Love This.
It is the most perfect recap I have ever read in my life.
they are the funniest bitches ever and I love and hate them for it.
Slow clap for Andi for proving that there no doubt that he is the biggest douche and worst choice for a husband ever.
The Women Tell All next week is going to be amaziiiiiing.
JP’s response to any word in English:
Lisa VanderPump is really, really, really getting caught in her web of lies.
and if she bashes going on these lavish vacations because her accommodations are worse than Giggy’s one more time I will slap her.
awww, you poor thing.
how dare I only have one sink + toilet in my bathroom.
let me break out my tiny violin for you.
I know all season has been leading up to this, but I seriously believe everything they are saying about her.
She can’t even deny it!!! She does a hideous squinty face and goes “did I say that????” as if that is a denial.
“ken, I don’t know, did I????”
Nice try with the botoxed eye squint, but no one’s buying it.
Oh, and Lisa is NOT 55. She is 52.
Get it right, Yolanda, Godddddd.
Enough of this Beverly Hill Crap, Bring on the New York Crazy!!!!
Paul Rudd is most likely #1 in my “Top 5” list because of every reason in existence. I love, love, love him.
And this video made my week.
Okay, seriously, go read the Betches Love This Bachelor Recap.
It is a must.
The women tell all is going to be fabulous – the clips alone of him saying – "i'm not going to talk about that" are sure to be pure perfection – for once I actually believe Chris Harrison!!
Can Jimmy Fallon do wrong?! Love him. I can't decide if that lip sync battle with Paul Rudd is better than the one with Stephan Merchant and Josephy Gordon Levitt (sadly we still watch that one and cry laughing so hard).
That video was the best thing I've ever seen. Ever. Paul Rudd for the win at life.
And I maaaay have fast forwarded through Nikki's date just so I could see the Andi-JPabs fight. It was so good. She is way to smart for him. Even Sean and Catherine were tweeting about it. She has to be the next bachelorette, but she might be too smart for that. Andi + Hy = epic TV.
And bring on RHONY!! So ready for my favorite housewives to be back.
Paul Rudd is still to this day one of the the only people I quote from movies. He is amazing
So happy Andi left too. He is so awful! (Yet I keep watching!)
I was so proud of Andi for leaving! She is my fav! All season I have been saying I want her to be my friend, but did NOT see her with JP!