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The Sarcastic Blonde

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cocktail time.

May 1, 2014

I won’t be seeing my half-husband for a week and a half between my bachelorette, his work trip, and his bachelor party. 


so I don’t have a coffee talk prepared because we wanted to spend as much quality time together last night before these long lonely days apart.


HA!!! I jest ….. 





we watched flipping out while on our separate computers perusing pinterest.  



PREACH. 







but seriously…… just leave your comments below about the Southern Charm reunion 


because MY MIND IS BLOWN.  

I won’t say what every single one of you is thinking………
but I don’t know what made me more uncomfortable:
Thomas talking about how he is still entirely in love with his ex and he seemed like he could cry over it…… or him saying he didn’t care that Kathryn had slept with ALL of the men in  the room (except my boyfriend Andy Cohen)…… or basically everything involving Thomas and Kathryn.





and if someone can find the side-by-side of Whitney and Mr. Rogers’ Lady Elaine Fairchile that they aired on WWHL……. 


 i. can’t. breathe. it’s. so. good. 





puh-lease send it to me and I will pay pal you my life savings asap…. 


because google is not being friendly to me tonight and I can’t find it for the life of me to send to my mom who watches more tv than any living soul and somehow missed it, what the hell?! .  





alright happy weekend. 


I’ll post appropriate pics of the bachelorette this weekend on instagram….. 


nothing cah-razy I promise. 






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  1. Nancy Davis says: May 1, 2014 at 1:01 pm

    This cracks me up!

  2. BLovedBoston says: May 1, 2014 at 1:07 pm

    That was of course another awkward reunion all because Thomas is still in love with the one that got away – and she's married, with kids probably enjoying her life and thinking just don't be a weirdo anymore!!

  3. Tracy says: May 1, 2014 at 1:12 pm

    ummmm can we discuss how Kathrine doesn't.even.look.like.herself??? It was so weird!! I mean, I know she gained some weight with the baby, but she just looked SO different!!

    I'm DYING over the Whitney reference too!! so wrong it was sooo good. I can't find a pic either, but he's dating some German celebrity that is HUGE over there (my cousin lives there) Larissa Marolt. She's super cute!! How did he score her?!?!?!

  4. CLP says: May 1, 2014 at 1:46 pm

    Kathryn basically morphed into Adele. I had to do a double take.

    And was it just me or was Jenna desperate for attention on the reunion show? Her part on the show was pretty irrelevant and I think she knew it so she was begging for Andy to notice her.

    In other news I heart Sheppy (as AC called him) and Craig. I seriously hope they bring this show back!

  5. kiki says: May 1, 2014 at 2:26 pm

    omg Lady Elaine Fairchile used to scare the crap out of me when i was little

  6. Laura {happily ever} Parker says: May 1, 2014 at 6:24 pm

    I feel bad for Kathryn! If I were her I would not have done the reunion show 1 month post baby. This in fact makes me terrified to deliver my own baby!!

  7. Georgine says: May 2, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    This is hilarious, I was so tricked thinking you weren't going to do coffee talk after one of the juiciest bravo weeks ever! Totally agree with Laura above- just proves how much Kathryn wants the attention- nobody would bat an eye if she said she just delivered and is spending time with her daughter (and NOT going to national TV when she knows she's going to be within 5 feet of Cameron-just had her wedding and is the size of a string bean- Eubanks.) And how AWKWARD was "there's no ring on my finger". I swear if they can't bring the whole cast back, just bring T-Rav and Kathryn back- it will be plenty entertaining LOL!
    Jenna seemed jittery and annoying as usual, though she finally fessed up to Lou being her sugar daddy besides her gambling habit WTF?! Guarantee she won't be back.
    Normally I swoon over Craig, but he seemed skinny, pale, and a little strung out- no bueno. Hope he's not into anything he shouldn't be. Of course, the star was Sheppy- who Andy fawned over the entire show- it was so cute. Although his comments on his unprotected sex life was…. puke!
    And is it just me or does every season Jenni manage to get so annoying!!! Remember last season when she threw Jeff under the bus because of her book? Now she's grumpy cat!

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