discuss amongst ya-selves…….
sorry to start with heavy news, but
UMMMMMMMMMM the preacher father on 7th Heaven
molested. underage. girls.
I know it is inappropriate to use the word Holy in front of the word crap…..so I’m going to do it by technically separating the words, but this situation LITERALLY needs
Holy in front of Crap.
the real story doesn’t end with that awful news…. it gets way worse
:: read this article ::
his wife taped his confessions in marriage counseling and used it to blackmail him into more money in a divorce.
(beyotch is crazy…… but damn she’s good).
ps remember how painful the episode of 7th Heaven was when lucy camden gets her period!!??? it was basically an hour long family drama celebrating a 13 year old “becoming a woman” and getting her period.
ughhhh I can’t even talk about it.
now to the main topic:
The only thing I really wanted to talk about today was Teresa and Joe on WWHL after they were sentenced for being complete and utter dumbasses who can’t speak english other than to mumble “um” or “like” or fragments of sentences that are incomprehensible and who need to be deported already
Teresa looks like she just took 3 vicodin and polished it off with a tall glass of ramona pinot grigio.
She says she can barely unclench her hands from stress.
She’s all “look!!! look at my poor clenched fingers!!!”
Her attempt to form words, and then turn those words into actual sentences, is even worse than usual
which is really saying something.
The one and only thing Teresa says she has learned from this situation : she needs to “get better at reading contracts.”
FOR REAL???????
I CAN’T EVEN. THIS IS WHERE I STARTED TO LOSE MY *#&$P*(#&$_@#$)(*$
Teresa says she understood nothing.
She didn’t understand what a plea deal meant. She thought her lawyers would “fight for her” and just CAN’T EVEN that either of them got sentenced with anything.
They still can’t seem to recall how many charges were against them when they are asked.
And Teresa and Joe lied on their paperwork for the trial up until the last minute.
Teresa DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.
Teresa suddenly understands something and says if they pled guilty to each count it would be 10 years for each one, and they had 41 counts.
TERESA!? It’s a miracle! How did these numbers and facts suddenly appear in your head?! Your meds must be wearing off.
Andy tries to get Joe (I can’t even look at him he disgusts me so much. No words. Can’t. I know I’,m being super dramatic, which definitely never happens, but this was truly the most riled up I’ve been watching TV in days a long, long time. He disgusts me to no end).
So,
anyways,
Andy asks Joe a question and he is STILL LYING; he’s mumbling stuff about paperwork acting like he doesn’t have a clue and was just taking loans out so what’s the biggie, and he finally snaps “okay fine I was taking out false loans.”
I think that brief mumble was the only thing they commented on the entire interview.
There are like 9 million other things that happened after this……..all of which of course rile me up even more and really start to STEAM MY CLAMS.
Joe is once again coming off as the most deadbeat dad alive.
He is upset.
POOR JOE. He will have to take care of his kids when his wife is in prison.
Ugh. The thought alone just sickens him.
YOU ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE MAN AND FATHER EVER.
Yeah…. poor you Joe…. poor you.
Teresa acts like she would never spend $3000 on a purse.
She doesn’t pay retail.
Clearly, all of this is a sham because people assume she and Joe pay retail.
People don’t understand. She doesn’t.
Joe then dares Andy to guess how much his suit costs and smirks (my remote goes crashing into the TV) while he names off facts about mens warehouse and getting a bunch of ugly clothes for $600.
um….. okay.
SERIOUSLY !!! ???? !!! SERIOUSLY!!!????
And why do these people always throw it back at my boyfriend Andy Cohen as if whatever they are doing, Andy and the rest of the world are doing too.
“Well how much is YOUR suit Andy!!??”
uhhh no.
Part II is on tonight.
If I’m able to fix my television from throwing the remote at it repeatedly during Mondays interview, and if I think I can handle watching it without going Teresa-flipping-table angry at the television (spoiler: I can’t), I may tune in.
SERIOUSLY GO WATCH PART ONE EVERY SENTENCE IS MORE AND MORE UNBELIEVABLE.
ok, sorry…….{breathe}……..I’m done.
happy thursday 🙂
p.s. to Ned H. from Cleveland’s daughter, thank you for reading – it made my night, and tell your dad I want to know where he got that navy sweater because he looked adorable and I must order one for my man friend.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
p.s. to Ned H. from Cleveland’s daughter, thank you for reading – it made my night, and tell your dad I want to know where he got that navy sweater because he looked adorable and I must order one for my man friend.
as always, ignore my own blatant grammatical errors whilst I make fun of others poor grammar during coffee talk on a weekly basis.
#hypocrite #sorryimnotsorry
I write these posts late at night while simultaneously watching Bravo, taking snapchats of my snoring husband, and making to do lists of everything I was supposed to do and didn’t do that day and likely won’t do the next day either. or the day after that.
You know how I know your funny? I dont even watch that craziness and i'm cracking up over this review. TOO funny.
Pretend the blatant grammar issues in my previous comment were on purpose.
haha. yes assume all 90 of mine every week are as well 🙂
OMG – I didn't watch it last night!!! I'm going to FREAK out – can't stand Joe either!!
Ramona pinot grigio is surprisingly delicious.
I feel like the only episode I remember from 7th Heaven is that same one where Lucy gets her period…she and Mary go for a run and bring a tampon with them just in case Lucy miraculously turns into a woman when they're around the block…and Lucy drops it in front of a cute boy and is mortified. CLASSIC.
What about how Teresa and Joe hadn't told 3/4 of their daughters that they're both going to prison… Then shipped them off to schoolnand were perplexed as to why Andy was surprised they hadn't told them? Those poor, poor kids.
That interview was crazy! I don't think I've ever seen Teresa that mellow and unemotional. Ever! I was also flabbergasted that Teresa didn't think their daughters would hear anything at school about this?!!
Omg haha Ned is my dad! I told him he got a call out on here and he loved it! And I don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed to tell you that he picked out and purchased that sweater on his own at Zara while I was in the dressing room. I didn't have the heart to tell him that Zara isn't exactly for 60 year old men haha